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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Intruder posted:

Make WOKEN Matt Hardy the new GM

Do this and let him script all of his interactions. Enjoy the new best thing on TV.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

this entire plot should be that jordan is mad kurt dressed up with the shield and won't dress up with him

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

dromal phrenia posted:

i also want this to happen, but i dont want another heel authority figure, AND i don't want to lose kurt as GM if it means stephanie comes back...

I think the main difference between Kurt and other heel authority figures would be that he wouldn't be afraid to make himself consistently look like a moron.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





WHY HATH YOU COME BEFORE THE EMPEROR OF SAMOA

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
jason jordan is a delusional heel to follow in his dad's footsteps and angle turning to a heel the crowd loves to see and chant you suck at seems to make sense to me

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

John Dudebro posted:

samoa joe sittin in that chair like he's about to get real with some high school kids

Him and Toking Matt Hardy.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

hahaahahahaha those ugly rear end ornaments


someone posted the lovely alexa ornament but i didnt know there was a mysteriously identical sasha ornament

someone posted the t-shirt ornament, but i didn't know there was a folding chair ornament

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Jason Jordan has such a good upside. It’s a shame they took away the one thing that got him over (being in a good tag team) before he had a chance to fully find himself.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I love how months after fighting with TNA how Matt should be able to take his broken gimmick with him, WWE immediately changes it just enough so they can own it

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

abraham linksys posted:

jason jordan is a delusional heel to follow in his dad's footsteps and angle turning to a heel the crowd loves to see and chant you suck at seems to make sense to me

Give Kurt a tiny cowboy hat and JJ an even smaller one.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Abroham Lincoln posted:



-WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Each week they come out with progressively smaller cowboy hats

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

fart blood posted:

Jason Jordan has unusually plump pectorals.

I really wanna just lay my head on them. Or maybe motorboat them. I can’t be the only one who feels this way.

Seriously they’re plump.

I just want to know if he can make 'em bounce like Lex Luger used to do

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i am listening to HBK's theme instead of commentary

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

dromal phrenia posted:

hahaahahahaha those ugly rear end ornaments


someone posted the lovely alexa ornament but i didnt know there was a mysteriously identical sasha ornament

someone posted the t-shirt ornament, but i didn't know there was a folding chair ornament

The List of Jericho ornament should come with a camera that records you trying to explain to your family why you paid $8 for an ornament of a clipboard

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

i am listening to HBK's theme instead of commentary

This is a really great idea, typical for this poster

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SatansOnion posted:

I just want to know if he can make 'em bounce like Lex Luger used to do

chris masters once made them bounce to Crazy Train and it got Sharon Osborne all hot and bothered

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

Jason Jordan has such a good upside. It’s a shame they took away the one thing that got him over (being in a good tag team) before he had a chance to fully find himself.

I still can't get over that they made him Angle's son and then TOOK AWAY HIS STRAPS when his straps down moment used to be one of his best "poo poo's getting real" moments AND a tribute to Angle.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

This is a really great idea, typical for this poster

WOAH i didn't know we were friends! yessss posting pals

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

I still can't get over that they made him Angle's son and then TOOK AWAY HIS STRAPS when his straps down moment used to be one of his best "poo poo's getting real" moments AND a tribute to Angle.

This is a company run by a guy that hates first names. Maybe we shouldn’t wonder.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

dromal phrenia posted:

chris masters once made them bounce to Crazy Train and it got Sharon Osborne all hot and bothered

:aaaaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jordan is kicking Roman's rear end!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Erebus posted:

The List of Jericho ornament should come with a camera that records you trying to explain to your family why you paid $8 for an ornament of a clipboard



Needs to be a whiteboard that comes with a very fine tipped dry erase marker

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Hey look I'm excited for and enjoying a Big Dog vs Double J match

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Three commercials goddamn

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jordan doing a bangup job of selling the knee

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I love Jordan's weird little pout face.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I cann't believe how fast the crowd turned on Jordan. All they had to do was carry on with him being a whiny bitch.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


seriously everyone watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVwxTWVfiho

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The coward Roman attacking Jordan's injured leg.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
This is a pretty good match

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Jerusalem posted:

The coward Roman attacking Jordan's injured leg.

don't pretend you don't see Jordan trying to attempt some more illegal tactics by trying to touch the ropes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Professor Funk posted:

This is a pretty good match

Yeah, it's really enjoyable.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
When do they amputate jaon's leg?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Professor Funk posted:

This is a pretty good match

cuatro estrellas

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rolling Northern Lights and still selling the bad leg - more of this from Jordan PLEASE

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Jason Jordan Was Always Good.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The Big Dog was always good?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Booker really loving hates JJ. :allears:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That was a drat good match.

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