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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
This whole RAW has been pretty entertaining.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

Even the lighting differences were incredible. loving amazing.

It was perfect. Bray has a black background, fog, and spooky music, Matt just had a blue tarp. :allears:

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
This Bray and Matt feud better culminate in Matt and an army of people dressed as great people throughout history laying siege to Bray's compound full of spooky dudes in hooded cloaks and/or skeleton zentais.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Observer's Raw recap is unintentionally hilarious recapping that segment:

"Then Wyatt and Hardy each took turns laughing laugh madmen."

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

i hope this feud ends with either the two becoming a tag team or king maxel swerving matt and joining the wyatts

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Senor Benjamin is going to be Sister Abigail

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

This Bray and Matt feud better culminate in Matt and an army of people dressed as great people throughout history laying siege to Bray's compound full of spooky dudes in hooded cloaks and/or skeleton zentais.

The Rock'n'Roll Express better be there too and end up trapped in a cherry picker.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't get over though

*Hardys return at Wrestlmania*

Cole: THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET BROKEN

*Matt finally breakswakes*

Cole: We're trying to figure out what's going on with Matt Hardy

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

This Bray and Matt feud better culminate in Matt and an army of people dressed as great people throughout history laying siege to Bray's compound full of spooky dudes in hooded cloaks and/or skeleton zentais.

You know it's gonna be the carniest poo poo. I want a house of horrors match but at Hardy Manor. With fireworks shot at one another naturally. Reffed by Reby Sky's dad.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I had a good time playing Yakuza 0 but I'm sad that I missed the spook off

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Bray Wyatt is going to get beaten with a shovel by an old Latino man and pinned by Maxel Hardy. It will own.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I think the Outsiders finger point is the only thing i don't like about the Bar

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Bray is going to fall into the Lake of Regeneration and come out as Husky Harris.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Watched my first raw in a year for a 2 minute segment of insanity.

Worth every minute of waiting for this

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Le Saboteur posted:

Bray Wyatt is going to get beaten with a shovel by an old Latino man and pinned by Maxel Hardy. It will own.

Hell loving yes.

I hope Bray takes one looks into Maxel's eyes and becomes utterly terrified.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I thought the finger point was directly stolen from Dragon Ball Z I swear one of them said that. Or maybe Xavier Woods just said that.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Le Saboteur posted:

I thought the finger point was directly stolen from Dragon Ball Z I swear one of them said that. Or maybe Xavier Woods just said that.

look at this fool not knowing about the fusion dance

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Sister Abigail is actually Reby Sky

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Rhonne posted:

Sister Abigail is actually Reby Sky

I legit wonder if WWE would ever allow Reby on their payroll in any capacity.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

bartok posted:

look at this fool not knowing about the fusion dance

Yeah I thought they were just doin' the dang fusion dance thing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Le Saboteur posted:

I thought the finger point was directly stolen from Dragon Ball Z I swear one of them said that. Or maybe Xavier Woods just said that.

It's funny, everybody I've heard has said it is a fusion dance reference from DBZ, then Dave Meltzer goes,"Oh they're clearly emulating Nash and Hall's finger pointing gesture."

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

It's funny, everybody I've heard has said it is a fusion dance reference from DBZ, then Dave Meltzer goes,"Oh they're clearly emulating Nash and Hall's finger pointing gesture."

there is a zero percent chance dave meltzer knows what dragon ball z is

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Obviously Hall and Nash were doing the fusion dance and presto, Baron Corbin.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

John Dudebro posted:

there is a zero percent chance dave meltzer knows what dragon ball z is

I know, that's what makes it so fun - Dave is little more out of the bubble than Bryan but not much.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Jerusalem posted:

It's funny, everybody I've heard has said it is a fusion dance reference from DBZ, then Dave Meltzer goes,"Oh they're clearly emulating Nash and Hall's finger pointing gesture."

To be fair, they do it immediately after Cesaro does Scott Hall's slow arms out walk, and also . . . anime??

bartok
May 10, 2006



Meltzer should know The Outsiders never touched tips.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

I know, that's what makes it so fun - Dave is little more out of the bubble than Bryan but not much.

I love when it seeps in though, like when he referred to Rick and Morty as "pushed stars" this week



quote:

In addition, the New Japan logo shirts, only small and medium were left after Black Friday. Rick & Morty are the big pushed stars who get the most advertising by the store since they’ve been the long-time best sellers. 

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Borrowed Ladder posted:

I know this meant something but i'll be damned if i can figure it out

CTE :tinfoil:

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Seeing Rick And Morty described as getting the big push makes me chuckle.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

flashy_mcflash posted:

I love when it seeps in though, like when he referred to Rick and Morty as "pushed stars" this week

God I love this hyper-focused robot of a man :allears:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The Shield used to be an unstoppable force of nature. Now they're just three dudes who dress the same.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

God I love this hyper-focused robot of a man :allears:

Do you think he is still waiting for Mr. Robot to debut?

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006

Le Saboteur posted:

Yeah I thought they were just doin' the dang fusion dance thing.

I mean Cesaro has been seen doing the Kamemeha.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Matt and Bray should team up to create the most gibberish promos ever. Those to rival even the Ultimate Warrior.

Bring back Sid and Steiner for this feud assuming they ever stapled Sid's leg back together.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

.....THE HOT TAG!

bartok
May 10, 2006



Blaise330 posted:

Bring back Sid and Steiner for this feud assuming they ever stapled Sid's leg back together.

They brought him back a few years ago to powerbomb Heath Slater

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Do you think he is still waiting for Mr. Robot to debut?

I want to hear his explanation of the heel/face dynamics of Elliot/Mr. Robot

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

bartok posted:

They brought him back a few years ago to powerbomb Heath Slater

The man you call to lose to a guy with an L shaped leg, a concussed canadian with rear end cancer, and random football players.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The knee :gonk:

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