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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

let's talk about what kind of sexy undies these boys would wear in a bra and panties match

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hi friends, I hope everyone is feeling wonderful.
i am, and in fact, i almost always am :)

i hope you are too, and that the inevitable negativity in this thread does not affect your mood in any way.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lmao "im a fighting champion, but not to your big baby son"

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ive been on a lot of chairs? :thunk:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ok all three of these guys should have thrown a punch by now

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

them boos for jordan are pretty solid, please make use of this instead of just saying FAILED FACE, BYE

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

as the first one to throw a punch suplex, i am now honor-bound to support Jason Jordan :gonk:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Two Roman matches in one show?? It's like 98 all over again!

actually it will be two jordan matches after JJ crushed THE BIG DOG

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Rhonne posted:

I hope Kurt turns heel with him and they become weird rear end in a top hat heels together.

i also want this to happen, but i dont want another heel authority figure, AND i don't want to lose kurt as GM if it means stephanie comes back...

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

fart blood posted:

Wow it’s almost as if Jason Jordan and Chad Gable complimented each other while highlighting their strengths and masking their weaknesses. :aaa:

chad gable needs to mask his weaknesses with an actual mask

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lol joe sitting up there on the ramp looking cranky

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

this entire plot should be that jordan is mad kurt dressed up with the shield and won't dress up with him

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

hahaahahahaha those ugly rear end ornaments


someone posted the lovely alexa ornament but i didnt know there was a mysteriously identical sasha ornament

someone posted the t-shirt ornament, but i didn't know there was a folding chair ornament

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i am listening to HBK's theme instead of commentary

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SatansOnion posted:

I just want to know if he can make 'em bounce like Lex Luger used to do

chris masters once made them bounce to Crazy Train and it got Sharon Osborne all hot and bothered

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

This is a really great idea, typical for this poster

WOAH i didn't know we were friends! yessss posting pals

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


seriously everyone watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVwxTWVfiho

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Professor Funk posted:

This is a pretty good match

cuatro estrellas

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Rhonne posted:

Booker really loving hates JJ. :allears:

sometimes i wonder if its residual hate from Kurt Angle talking about BESTIALITY SEX with Sharmell


does Booker T feel like Jason Jordan is His Wife's Son???

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

jason jordan's angry face is a crybaby face and that sucks for a face but its great for a heel

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

What the gently caress Roman? :confused:

THE BIG RATTLESNAKE DOG!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

jordan with his wrestling ability and pouty baby face and kurt as his manager cutting promos about My Wonderful Black Son is a winning formula

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Roman attacked Jason Jordan afterwards because he is a Cool Face such as :neckbeard: Stone Cold Steve Austin aaaaand... :geno: Randy Orton.


and I guess also like :rolleyes: Face HHH

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

My idea was to have Roman adopt JJ, tutor him as the Small Dog.

if my knowledge of old loony tunes is any indication, the Small Dog is the one that needs promo abilities though

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Austin ALWAYS beat up everybody, including his friends/allies. That was actually his character, however, plus he was over to a level that arguably nobody else has ever reached so he could get away with a lot of stuff.

CYOA:

Stone Cold Steve Austin is thankful for your help! In a gesture of gratitude, he offers you a beer.

If you accept the beer, turn to page 69.
If you do not accept the beer.... turn to page 69.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i appreciated last week that Alexa was on commentary and could have helped Sasha against the women that jumped her the previous week but ehhhhh nah

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

surf rock posted:

The thing I miss most about Austin, and what I think the product is missing these days, is that there's nobody to loving root for.

You tuned into the show every week because you wanted to watch Austin succeed. He was badass, he was clever, he felt unscripted, he was a winner, he overcame long odds that were established realistically, he wasn't a whiner, and he was just flat-out fun to watch.

*clears throat*

*inhales deeply*


... "BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

That DICK! posted:

Show me the rear end

where u been

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Turn off you are monitor.

J-RU HAS FINALLY CHOSEN A SIDE IN THE SHITPOSTER SCHISM :grin: :grin: :grin:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

fart blood posted:

Sonya Deville’s hair is cultural appropriation

sasha as well (to the japanese by way of anime)

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

A TAG TEAM MOVE! :neckbeard:


hey where has nia jax been

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Push El Burrito posted:

I took Sonya's pants flaps look and recreated it with fanny packs.

combine this with The Rock's iconic turtleneck look for a fresh new fashion

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the opponent better be KANE

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

That DICK! posted:

A week probe freed me of the curse of always being here on Monday and Tuesday so that I may post and now I can come and go as I please, and well wrestling hasn't been great but hello dromal how's things

life is extremely good. for example my cat is in my lap and making it difficult but not impossible to post. i left for a while and then came back when WWE gave me a free month

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BBBBRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ahahahaha did he just intercept bray's spooky promo powers

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

bahahaahahahahahaahaha this is way more fun than i expected

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BURN IT DOWN is back, wasnt it missing for a few weeks?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

NO DQ MATCH, GRAB A WEAPON YOU IDIOTS

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

bahahahahaha thank you joey samoey

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