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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Durrr i don't want to watch a Big Dog/Cesaro match. Put me on ignore

I'm sure Cesaro will drag him to a passable match but I can just catch that on YouTube.

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ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Woken Matt Hardy eh? Guess I’m watching raw tonight.

Time to also do your part and if you own WWE 2K18, do what you know to be just: Raise Jason Jordan-Angle’s stats to 99.

Let the new superior show reign burrito supreme.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

So turns out the bullying video kid all the wrestlers came out to support likes to call kids the n-word.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Aphrodite posted:

So turns out the bullying video kid all the wrestlers came out to support likes to call kids the n-word.
classic russo

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Aphrodite posted:

So turns out the bullying video kid all the wrestlers came out to support likes to call kids the n-word.

NUGGET?

“I am not a nugget!!!!”

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Swann has been released but with a wacky stip:

quote:

WWE 205 Live star Rich Swnn was released from Alachua County Jail in Gainesville, Florida yesterday on his own recognizance.

As a stipulation of his release, Swann had to sign a statement agreeing he would abide to an order that he would have "no direct or indirect hostile contact" with his wife, Vannarah Riggs, aka independent wrestler Su Yung. What that means is that Sann can be in contact with (and even live with) Riggs, but he cannot argue with, belittle, threaten, etc. her.

Swann was told he had to be in contact with court services within 24 hours of his release. A Judge has been assigned to Swann's case, but there has yet to be a court hearing officially set.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I dont see how you can be a married couple without arguing, threatening, or belittling

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

So if he beats his wife his release is off

Daunte Vicknabb
Feb 22, 2005

You are already dead
Pretty good chance the prosecutor for his case would end up being one of my best friends and step-parent to one of my cats, so that's kinda cool. It's in his domain but the higher ups might take it because it's something of a celebrity. Swann was a pretty easy guy to cheer for before, but that's kinda moot now and I hope Su gets help and he does his penance and becomes a better person. Pretty crazy week between this and the Elgin story.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rovert posted:

Swann has been released but with a wacky stip:

Literally a pro wrestling stipulation where a heel would egg on the babyface to hit them and get the match cancelled.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Mulaney Power Move posted:

I dont see how you can be a married couple without arguing, threatening, or belittling

I feel sorry for your partner

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Mulaney Power Move posted:

I dont see how you can be a married couple without arguing, threatening, or belittling

You can argue without being threatening or belittling.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I should hate Matt Hardy, there's nothing I hate more than old men past their prime hogging the spotlight from younger, more dynamic wrestlers, but he's just too entertaining to not like.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

tweet my meat posted:

I should hate Matt Hardy, there's nothing I hate more than old men past their prime hogging the spotlight from younger, more dynamic wrestlers, but he's just too entertaining to not like.

If guys are old and deliver who cares?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


tweet my meat posted:

I should hate Matt Hardy, there's nothing I hate more than old men past their prime hogging the spotlight from younger, more dynamic wrestlers, but he's just too entertaining to not like.

Bray Wyatt is about as far from dynamic as wrestling has ever had, so you should have major issues with him hogging spotlight that could go to more dynamic wrestlers like Matt Hardy.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Matt Hardy is definitely in his prime now

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Bray is what would have happened if in the 1990s, Vince saw the reaction Undertaker was getting and went "Y'know what, that guy doesn't need to be an unstoppable monster that never gets hurt, people cheer for his spooky entrance anyway. We can safely have him lose his next 500 matches, he'll be fine"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Paige was on Lillian Garcia's podcast discussing the sex tape scandal (summary section from reddit)

quote:

She says that after her leaks, she didn't even want to go out. Last Tuesday, she was out with her friends and some guy came up to her friend and said that 'that's the pornstar and I jacked off to her yesterday'. Paige then begins crying on the podcast, and Lillian tries to comfort her. Paige says she finds it really hard to feel close to anybody anymore. She says she's not a bad person and she's made a ton of mistakes.


I legit can't wrap my head around saying something like that to someone. Like, how functionally broken of a person do you have to be to say that, see her cry and not think "Wow, I'm an enormous piece of poo poo"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mulaney Power Move posted:

I dont see how you can be a married couple without arguing, threatening, or belittling
What kind of unhealthy relationships have you been exposed to

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


OldTennisCourt posted:

Paige was on Lillian Garcia's podcast discussing the sex tape scandal (summary section from reddit)



I legit can't wrap my head around saying something like that to someone. Like, how functionally broken of a person do you have to be to say that, see her cry and not think "Wow, I'm an enormous piece of poo poo"

Wrestling fans.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Let's be real, it's lots of dudes in lots of demographics. :negative:

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

I mean...yeah. But I figured the worst kind of lovely fan would say that poo poo to his buddy, how on earth do you actually go to the person who was taped and say that? I'd be 100% on Paige's side if she had loving clobbered that guy.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


OldTennisCourt posted:

I mean...yeah. But I figured the worst kind of lovely fan would say that poo poo to his buddy, how on earth do you actually go to the person who was taped and say that? I'd be 100% on Paige's side if she had loving clobbered that guy.

The hardest of hardcore wrestling fans (aka the ones most likely to care about Paige's tape) have no issue, on national TV,, unprompted by any storyline, chanting that women are sluts for being in relationships.

That a fan would do this is a surprise is on you, buddy.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
sounds like the dude thought she was just a porn star which goes to show you where wrestling stands vis a vis mainstream awareness.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

Literally a pro wrestling stipulation where a heel would egg on the babyface to hit them and get the match cancelled.

Great move by Enzo here. Strong support for Gulak from the Zo Train.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

OldTennisCourt posted:

Paige was on Lillian Garcia's podcast discussing the sex tape scandal (summary section from reddit)



I legit can't wrap my head around saying something like that to someone. Like, how functionally broken of a person do you have to be to say that, see her cry and not think "Wow, I'm an enormous piece of poo poo"

The nth sad thing on that podcast, unfortunately.

If I had more time I'd listen to it for a second time. Feel like I missed a bunch of things as before you fully absorb what she is saying she offers another shocking thing. I was in the loop on public and private information about Paige's last two years and I will say she was honest to the extreme and didn't say a thing I'd remotely call BS on.

No Del Rio/Whitney Houston style druggie paranoia or over explanations. Seems clean and in a good place relatively speaking.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

In other news that ex-WWE writer who does the podcast circuit said it was 100% Charlotte's idea to have Paige use Reid's death in that promo.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

VJeff posted:

I'm sure Cesaro will drag him to a passable match but I can just catch that on YouTube.

*pulls on suspender straps and gives self wedgie* "THAT ROMAN REIGNS SURE IS NO NAITO!"

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Ostentatious posted:

*pulls on suspender straps and gives self wedgie* "THAT ROMAN REIGNS SURE IS NO NAITO!"

I mean, yeah, Naito actually moves tickets.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
watching the hardy thing again and holy crap wyatt loving sucks, i hope this is the end of that loving character

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

MassRafTer posted:

If guys are old and deliver who cares?

Because they usually don't deliver, and they have a short shelf life.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

someone up thread suggested that woke matt hardy should beat the gimmick out of wyatt, i think thats a fine idea

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Aphrodite posted:

So turns out the bullying video kid all the wrestlers came out to support likes to call kids the n-word.

aj styles and randy orton are now personally paying for his airfare to be at every PvP instead of the nice tall man and his mother.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Matt Hardy should bring Bray into the Woken family and have him do fun crazy instead of mumble a lot crazy.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Aphrodite posted:

So turns out the bullying video kid all the wrestlers came out to support likes to call kids the n-word.

Yep, people are scum.

https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/he-went-viral-because-of-bullying-but-keaton-jones-mot-1821184917

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Bray vs Matt is such a natural feud because at times the Broken character felt like a parody of Bray Wyatt. I'm excited for it.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
AJ Styles paying for a racist to go to every PPV :thunk:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

piss tape israel posted:

AJ Styles paying for a racist to go to every PPV :thunk:
Yeah, shameful of WWE not to cover AJ's travel expenses.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

DoctorGonzo posted:

watching the hardy thing again and holy crap wyatt loving sucks, i hope this is the end of that loving character

tweet my meat posted:

Matt Hardy should bring Bray into the Woken family and have him do fun crazy instead of mumble a lot crazy.

Something something Lake of Reincarnation something something Husky Harris WWE Champion

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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

VJeff posted:

Something something Lake of Reincarnation something something Husky Harris WWE Champion

If they brought out woken matt just to put husky harris over, I don't think I would even be mad.

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