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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jeff's still out a few more months with an injury.

Impact gave up any claims so Matt's free to do it now, but they're not using the same names because of the usual WWE has to own it stuff.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Also apparently Vince was set on calling Paige's group PMS, but Stephanie heard about it and convinced him to change it.

So thank you Stephanie McMahon for the second women's revolution.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Sasha and Alexa had to wear full body suits for their match in Abu Dhabi because of their rules on women's dress.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The_Rob posted:

Except Shane has been injured in like every match he's had since he's come back.

Shane was perfectly fine after the Owens match.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Cardboard Box posted:

bryan has talked recently about having worked out a grappling style that minimizes bumps and head impacts. he's been medically okay'd from every single specialist he's gone to, save for wwe's head doctor, and you can bet wwe has cleared a LOT of guys in recent years whose brains are in worse shape than his, and has said the instant he gets a second opinion from a doctor who says he shouldn't wrestle, he won't. he wants to wrestle and wants to put on a good show, but he's not stupid, especially now that he has a family.

(Source: Daniel Bryan on a podcast.)

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

John Cena is famous for, in order: Memes, wrestling, film

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Suplex Liberace posted:

Give 205LIVE bi monthly network specials IMO. Let my boy Drew main event.

205 Live has 4 network specials a month. Sometimes 5.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He’s from Canada.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jinder was a better champion than Orton.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Obviously they called an audible when they heard Triple H getting the better reaction and had him win instead.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Bray sucks and can’t wrestle any better than Jinder.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

dsriggs posted:

Remember when Emma left a store without paying for an iPhone case & got fired for it immediately? I’d have assumed that domestic violence was a worse crime, but apparently not.

They waited until she already was "sentenced" actually (she got 1 day community service.)

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Midnightghoul posted:

I love how everyone is quick to blame him, there's still a possibility that he got hacked like Kevin Owens

Or by Owens!

To the casual observer a chinlock does very much resemble a headlock.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jiro posted:

Is that how that eventually played out? I remember reading CDAN and a blind item that was revealed to be about Paige and her habits at the time. Weird.

They were yelling at each other and she threw a water bottle at him (or splashed a glass on him? There was water.)

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Cavauro posted:

it may have been a cup or mug

Don't be absurd.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Cavauro posted:

A dog's water dish may have been present at the establishment, quickly and easily procurable by a patron

No it was Paige who threw it.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don’t know who that is but she named herself Heaven Christ so I hate her.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

KungFu Grip posted:

That's her real name, well at least the last name is.

Obviously the marriage is a sham just to set that up.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's too bad eventually this will result in a Bray Wyatt/Matt Hardy match.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Sheamus has that neck injury so that match probably won't be much.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

So turns out the bullying video kid all the wrestlers came out to support likes to call kids the n-word.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

Literally a pro wrestling stipulation where a heel would egg on the babyface to hit them and get the match cancelled.

Great move by Enzo here. Strong support for Gulak from the Zo Train.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

In other news that ex-WWE writer who does the podcast circuit said it was 100% Charlotte's idea to have Paige use Reid's death in that promo.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

Since when, there's plenty of guys who have historically been great well into their 40s?

Matt's not one.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Matt Hardy moves like an enormously fat guy even though he is only moderately fat.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

VJeff posted:

*Hardys come back in a very good ladder match at Wrestlemania, then proceed to have 3 good-to-great PPV matches against The Bar in a row*

What Good Matches Has Matt Hardy Been In!?!??!?!

None of those were good by non-Vjeff standards.

Except the ladder match they mostly played dead in.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The evidence was his mother's Facebook page where she didn't mind letting people know.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

the type of idiot who says the hardys haven't been good this year are probably the same idiots who thought the usos were bad 2014-2016

The Hardys have been fine.

Matt Hardy alone sucks.

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