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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

What has happened on this professional wrestling program thus far?

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Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD


Corbin's theme sounds like it's sung by Creed and it makes me laugh every drat time.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


corbin really needs to figure out what the gently caress he's doing during his entrance

he just squats and wiggles

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



SatansOnion posted:

It was versus the New Day, to boot!

they should feud over whether ITS A NEW DAY, YES IT IS or EVERY DAY IS RUSEV DAY

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



oh sick its loving dolph ziggler on commentary

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

bobby roode is pathetic

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Writer Cath posted:

What has happened on this professional wrestling program thus far?

Rusev won a match, making it the best show of the year.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Oh wait, is the Ziggler/Roode feud still going on?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bill Goldberg posted:

bobby roode is pathetic

Why do you hate Bobby Roooooooooo?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


Rhonne posted:

Oh wait, is the Ziggler/Roode feud still going on?

No. Ziggler is in this match for...i dont know why.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


I don't actually blame Ziggler for this, but it is so ridiculous that he is told to complain about how Roode concentrates more on his entrance than winning matches.... when Roode won the majority of the matches against Ziggler.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

Kirk C. - Age 27
"I like touchdowns."


Rhonne posted:

Why do you hate Bobby Roooooooooo?

maybe they just think if you're going to steal a gimmick, at least steal one that wasn't a guy with basically your same name.

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

Rhonne posted:

Why do you hate Bobby Roooooooooo?

he is an illusion

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

Kirk C. - Age 27
"I like touchdowns."


"the loose cannon" dolph ziggler

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


Dolph Ziggler loving sucks.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Is this man Glorious Roode or Roode Glorious?

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

this whole love triangle is full of sadness and despair

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Why is Ziggler here?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



ahahahahah that little PPV pic of ziggler is hilarious

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


not looking forward to that match

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Shinsuke Nakamura is also only entrance over.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

Kirk C. - Age 27
"I like touchdowns."


Aphrodite posted:

Shinsuke Nakamura is also only entrance over.

at this point, yeah

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013



Maybe if Ziggler spent half as much time wrestling as he did conditioning his hair maybe he could beat Bobby Roode.

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

whatever happened to shinsuke nakamura

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


holy balls, Natalya looks ready to run Bartertown

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Bill Goldberg posted:

whatever happened to shinsuke nakamura

They changed his name to Shin.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Bill Goldberg posted:

whatever happened to shinsuke nakamura

WWE decided to help him.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



OH poo poo they got machine gun kelly!!!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

Kirk C. - Age 27
"I like touchdowns."


that's who machine gun kelly is? he's not like, some hardcore black rapper, he's "also justin bieber"? man, gently caress that.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

OH poo poo they got machine gun kelly!!!

Hopefully he runs into his good friend Kevin Owens again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Writer Cath posted:

Hopefully he runs into his good friend Kevin Owens again.

God that ruled so much

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

shiksa posted:

that's who machine gun kelly is? he's not like, some hardcore black rapper, he's "also justin bieber"? man, gently caress that.

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

Kirk C. - Age 27
"I like touchdowns."


Rhonne posted:

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

nah i absolutely know who flo rida is, it's only since i havent owned a car that i dont know whats on the radio.

i just expected like, at least something around the orbit of tyler the creator for the name "machine gun kelly"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


I still can't believe Jinder was champion, let alone for so long.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



TAMINA

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


Jerusalem posted:

I still can't believe Jinder was champion, let alone for so long.

Im afraid he could win the title back at clash of champions.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

Heath Slater clowned Flo Rida. Bo Dallas out rapped Flo Rida.

Kevin Owens beat the poo poo out of Machine Gun Kelly.

If you compare these two instances and the star quality involved....

It becomes clear that Noam Dar should be Cruiserweight champion.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Rhonne posted:

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

Flo Rida lost a rap battle to Bo Dallas Rida

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