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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
What has happened on this professional wrestling program thus far?

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Corbin's theme sounds like it's sung by Creed and it makes me laugh every drat time.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



corbin really needs to figure out what the gently caress he's doing during his entrance

he just squats and wiggles

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SatansOnion posted:

It was versus the New Day, to boot!

they should feud over whether ITS A NEW DAY, YES IT IS or EVERY DAY IS RUSEV DAY

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

oh sick its loving dolph ziggler on commentary

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bobby roode is pathetic

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

What has happened on this professional wrestling program thus far?

Rusev won a match, making it the best show of the year.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Oh wait, is the Ziggler/Roode feud still going on?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bill Goldberg posted:

bobby roode is pathetic

Why do you hate Bobby Roooooooooo?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Rhonne posted:

Oh wait, is the Ziggler/Roode feud still going on?

No. Ziggler is in this match for...i dont know why.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I don't actually blame Ziggler for this, but it is so ridiculous that he is told to complain about how Roode concentrates more on his entrance than winning matches.... when Roode won the majority of the matches against Ziggler.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Rhonne posted:

Why do you hate Bobby Roooooooooo?

maybe they just think if you're going to steal a gimmick, at least steal one that wasn't a guy with basically your same name.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Rhonne posted:

Why do you hate Bobby Roooooooooo?

he is an illusion

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
"the loose cannon" dolph ziggler

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Dolph Ziggler loving sucks.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Is this man Glorious Roode or Roode Glorious?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this whole love triangle is full of sadness and despair

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why is Ziggler here?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ahahahahah that little PPV pic of ziggler is hilarious

bartok
May 10, 2006



not looking forward to that match

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Shinsuke Nakamura is also only entrance over.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Aphrodite posted:

Shinsuke Nakamura is also only entrance over.

at this point, yeah

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Maybe if Ziggler spent half as much time wrestling as he did conditioning his hair maybe he could beat Bobby Roode.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
whatever happened to shinsuke nakamura

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

holy balls, Natalya looks ready to run Bartertown

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bill Goldberg posted:

whatever happened to shinsuke nakamura

They changed his name to Shin.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

whatever happened to shinsuke nakamura

WWE decided to help him.

:negative:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

OH poo poo they got machine gun kelly!!!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
that's who machine gun kelly is? he's not like, some hardcore black rapper, he's "also justin bieber"? man, gently caress that.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

OH poo poo they got machine gun kelly!!!

Hopefully he runs into his good friend Kevin Owens again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Hopefully he runs into his good friend Kevin Owens again.

God that ruled so much

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

shiksa posted:

that's who machine gun kelly is? he's not like, some hardcore black rapper, he's "also justin bieber"? man, gently caress that.

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Rhonne posted:

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

nah i absolutely know who flo rida is, it's only since i havent owned a car that i dont know whats on the radio.

i just expected like, at least something around the orbit of tyler the creator for the name "machine gun kelly"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I still can't believe Jinder was champion, let alone for so long.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

TAMINA

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Jerusalem posted:

I still can't believe Jinder was champion, let alone for so long.

Im afraid he could win the title back at clash of champions.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

Heath Slater clowned Flo Rida. Bo Dallas out rapped Flo Rida.

Kevin Owens beat the poo poo out of Machine Gun Kelly.

If you compare these two instances and the star quality involved....

It becomes clear that Noam Dar should be Cruiserweight champion.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Rhonne posted:

You might have him mixed up with Flo Rida, the other rapper who always shows up for PPVs.

Kevin Owens powerbombed Machine Gun Kelly off the stage once, it was cool.

Flo Rida lost a rap battle to Bo Dallas Rida

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