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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Surely Kevin will reach for the Bolt Cutters now right? No one's paying attention to him.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bolt cutters are a standard item to have hanging out under a ring.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sami's Chekov Cutters vs Orton's Ace Cutter

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy crap that superplex :stare:

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Did Orton and Cena get together and decide to grow their hair out together? It's so strange seeing both of them with more hair.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That rollup pin sure taught Sami a lesson!

Now he'll know not to cross Shane or he might be mildly inconvenienced.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
randy's growing out his hair so he and daniel can have a hair v hair match so daniel wont go down to cmll or whatever.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
The roll-up, the most electrifying move in wrestling.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
yup, duh

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I loved the look on Nakamura's face as he tore down the ramp.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the rock star of the wwe

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Cool it's Shin

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It actually looked like Orton was gonna try and use the ropes for leverage for a second.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Sami got fast-counted :(

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Ken Sasha.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Come on Nakamura tighten up those pants, you are much better when they are tight, though that axe kick on Zayn was vicious

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

It actually looked like Orton was gonna try and use the ropes for leverage for a second.

Went into business for himself to teach Sami and Kevin a lesson.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

There are still four minutes left.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
that was a cool kick.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress yeah. I forget that Orton and Nakamura have a bizarre friendship.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Bill Goldberg posted:

the rock star of the wwe

Endless Mike posted:

Cool it's Shin

Can't wait for the Rockstar Shin vs Rockstar Spud blood feud.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I'm down with Team RKYEAHOH

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Always expecting Orton to turn on those who help him.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

id like it if nakamura and orton are friends based solely on being marks for each other's finisher

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Phenix Rising posted:

Can't wait for the Rockstar Shin vs Rockstar Spud blood feud.

Shin Spuds sound super dangerous.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
hm, that would have been a good time to reveal someone as kevin and sami's "third man" to maybe give this a little heat but, eh.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jericho will return and be KO's second best friend again to fight the guy who stole his WWE's rock star title.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
We're gonna get to see Shane in the ring! What a treat!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Yeah, Bryan's turning.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Shane is pretty drat vindictive but Daniel gave him one of those 1000 yard stares.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
why the gently caress are kevin and sami supposed to be the heels here, shane admitted to being unfair and controlling.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne posted:

Yeah, Bryan's turning.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't be a dick, Shane :mad:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I can't wait for more of Owens poo poo-talking Shane in the ring, at least.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

shiksa posted:

why the gently caress are kevin and sami supposed to be the heels here, shane admitted to being unfair and controlling.

They're Canadian.

French Canadian.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

shiksa posted:

why the gently caress are kevin and sami supposed to be the heels here, shane admitted to being unfair and controlling.

Look man, Shane wants to be a good guy, but he has the McMahon genes in him, he can't help it.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

shane is a tyrant and must be stopped #KOandZaynHaveDoneNothingWrong

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Rhonne posted:

Yeah, Bryan's turning.

that would just end up with the fans backing KO and sami

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

Look man, Shane wants to be a good guy, but he has the McMahon genes in him, he can't help it.

Yeah. Bryan got that look on his face that says he's dealing with the same McMahon bullshit as before, just in a different flavor.

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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Shane has had to have done worse during this time in WWE, right? The payback can't have been this long for him. Show mercy, Shane!

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