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cannot pake
Nov 25, 2017


Heh heh. Yep fellas. Introducing the oxx coffee box. at a hundred twenty nine bucks she aint cheap but boy howdy is she strong. Calls to mind the open road and the rugged oil drilling sites of the old west.

Welp. enjoy your keurig. if it dosn't break that is

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Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017



can it do a wheelie

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

Can you gently caress it

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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How does it make hot coffee while unplugged? I think that picture is full of poo poo and you used photoshops

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016



aww op how cute babys first coffee

cannot pake
Nov 25, 2017


Lena Dunham posted:

can it do a wheelie

Can't do a wheelie itself, but if this beaty falls off your Triumph saddle bags you can just swing around and put it back on the bike and keep driving to LA.

Not exactly the case with a regular keurig.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



oh wow your dick must be YUGE

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016


Doctor Rope

DICKLORD BONE posted:

Can you gently caress it

Easy there Weinstein

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

Silent Majority
THE UNDERBOSS





it looks like a panasonic toughbook

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Can people not just use a French press for steeped coffee or is it too hard?

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


Real upper middle classers wouldn't be caught dead with a Keurig. You're either an idiot with one of those Brevilles that grinds the beans itself right before it brews the coffee or you're a non idiot and you've got something like a Technivorm or Jura.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

drat that bad boy don't make coffee, it shits it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Keurigs actually make p good coffee itís just like your limited to some preground crap. The jet fuel isnít bad I guess itís just like what if you want to get actual coffee grounds or whatever?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


Quick, someone get this company to advertise on hannity, and then get Hannity to say something controversial, and then tell the company to boycott hannity, and when they do people will shoot the thing, and then hannity will backtrack, and then you can send him a video of you shooting this thing....


Boom. Free coffee thing.

Enfield
May 30, 2011
Probation
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is this an ironic thread for a product you unironically bought

Stexils
Jun 4, 2008





mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Light city
Bright streets

I really miss the black and white buttons on the original Xbox controller.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007


mind the walrus posted:

I really miss the black and white buttons on the original Xbox controller.

they served no purpose and offended god

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017


The Vanguard of the Revolution!


chernobyl kinsman posted:

they served no purpose and offended god

Uhh

black white black black black

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

it must be awkward to be so popular in gbs you get call out threads revolving a gimmick that posters already established for you

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

eyup, i like my coffee machines tough, like me. i'm a tough, no-nonsense person. i'm a very masculine, robust individual, eyup, just like my coffee machine, that's right.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Light city
Bright streets

chernobyl kinsman posted:

they served no purpose and offended god
Aside from awkward placement there's no difference between them and the Sega Genesis/Saturn controller's face buttons.

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That coffee box looks like the kind-of thing you'd see a Dentist or Administrator use. I could see them setting an entire episode of "The Office" around Steve Carrell buying one of these.

BloodRed
Apr 21, 2004
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I only drink energy drinks like a ream man

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

I use a little pot I bought at the dollar store for making coffee

cannot pake
Nov 25, 2017


Foreskin Problems posted:

I use a little pot I bought at the dollar store for making coffee

Lol.... Have fun when it breaks......

cannot pake
Nov 25, 2017



They make a green version

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


I'm over here like, "wft? The drip coffee maker was the peak of coffee technology. what's this poo poo?"

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007


for real just use a french press

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013
Probation
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does the oxx support Sean Hannity

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017



Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


oxx boxx more like lunch box

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Can people not just use a French press for steeped coffee or is it too hard?

yes. we are a crumbling society full of worthless, lazy animals who all deserve to die in a nuclear holocaust

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




BloodRed posted:

I only drink energy drinks like a ream man

Is that a man who gets reamed?

BloodRed
Apr 21, 2004
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awwwwwwww gently caress

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



If you don't have a $600 expresso machine then just lol

OxMan
May 13, 2006

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My friend makes really good coffee with her french press but it's like whoaaa boil water what is this 1914 come on is there just a machine that will like just accept coffee in one slot and spices in the other and then have sweetener receptacles that are preprogrammed to drop and mix x amount per ml or whatever maybe around 350 bux with a woodgrain finish and ye olde english writing with a handlebar mustache guy on the box but a real one like the guy that works at the grocery store.

cannot pake
Nov 25, 2017


chernobyl kinsman posted:

for real just use a french press

Good luck tying your French press (surrender press? ) to the bed of your pickup. Notice the multiple tie down points on the ox box...

cannot pake
Nov 25, 2017


Gaunab posted:

If you don't have a $600 expresso machine then just lol



Lol yeah buddy, Iíll leave that one at home with the wife. The ox box is coming to the job site

cannot pake
Nov 25, 2017


Little tip: pull some ice out of your Yeti cooler and drop it in a piping hot mug of ox box coffee. Youíve got yourself an iced coffee.... oh whatís that? You donít have a yeti cooler ??? Ohh dear....

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Candlelight Virgil
Jan 20, 2012

Frank the Fox


That thing looks like something kid rock would have in his RV.

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