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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



If a dude like a dudette who did not abide by traditional feminine standards, would that dude be gay? Asking for a friend.

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Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Nice bisexual erasure.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


It doesn't mean anything, op. Nothing really means anything, in fact.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


And if anyone tells you that it does mean something, then you need to tell that person to stop talking nonsense.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011


Men who like girly stuff so much they actually seek out relationships with women are super loving gay my dude.

Crobbler Benz
Mar 22, 2016

by Lowtax


i need a fake laugh, programmed movements and red lips that i can't kiss

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011


Fun Shoe

Only if you do her from behind, OP.

Anal from behind makes you double gay

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Tallgeese posted:

Nice bisexual erasure.

So you're saying a dude is bisexual if he likes androgynous women

BloodRed
Apr 21, 2004

*has unpopular opinions = nazi*
- The Internet, 2017

sometimes I mush my girls face up when we're doing it so it's like doing her if she had a stroke or something it's a bit different a bit exciting

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




We're all gay down here

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Whoops, now I'm straight somehow??

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017



Flipping it the other way for a second, when women went crazy over Leonardo DiCaprio when Titanic came out for example, I thought hmmmm.
Going "pretty" boy crazy I think means real men might scare you, or your not ready for them or something. Just my guess.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Tallgeese posted:

Nice bisexual erasure.

Well, Erasure IS pretty gay

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


I'd propose there's a large difference between truly androgynous and just looking like a bit of a tomboy the OP doesn't seem to understand

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Great, now I gotta go looking for the picture that made me gay in the first place again

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017


The Vanguard of the Revolution!


Tolkien minority posted:

We're all gay down here

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017


I want to give a girl a skull massage

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013



Post some real androgynites, let's get this honeypot going.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

It means you find the person attractive.
You can slap whatever stupid label you want to on it after that.

Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010


Spinster posted:

Flipping it the other way for a second, when women went crazy over Leonardo DiCaprio when Titanic came out for example, I thought hmmmm.
Going "pretty" boy crazy I think means real men might scare you, or your not ready for them or something. Just my guess.

as a pretty boy i find your "real" man comment grossly offensive.

Im a real b- er, man.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

What?

please close this thread when it reaches page 2 because all of the jokes will be out of the way and it will just be weirdos arguing about their biotruths opinions on everything

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Blazing Ownager posted:

I'd propose there's a large difference between truly androgynous and just looking like a bit of a tomboy the OP doesn't seem to understand

you're so pedantic bro





Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Inept posted:

please close this thread when it reaches page 2 because all of the jokes will be out of the way and it will just be weirdos arguing about their biotruths opinions on everything

that's actually when the thread gets good

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011


Spinster posted:

Flipping it the other way for a second, when women went crazy over Leonardo DiCaprio when Titanic came out for example, I thought hmmmm.
Going "pretty" boy crazy I think means real men might scare you, or your not ready for them or something. Just my guess.

did women (as in adult females) even really go that crazy over Leo? My memory is a bit fuzzy, but while I do remember girls around my age crying liters of tears over the death of his character, my sisters (10 and 13 years older than me) didn't seem particularly into it.

I was mostly upset because I trusted Cameron to make cool movies about killer robots and xenomorphs and there he was making a movie for girls

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

I like women and their boobies.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Gaunab posted:

If a dude like a dudette who did not abide by traditional feminine standards, would that dude be gay? Asking for a friend.


You're gonna have to try harder than that to get into the gay club dweeb

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012


I recall an article in Scientific American or Science (one of those types of mags) in the '90s with a study that showed that both men and women prefer androgyny. They had blended a face using morphing (back when that was a new thing) that was both feminine and masculine. Both genders though that it was the most attractive out of the group of faces they were shown.

Candlelight Virgil
Jan 20, 2012

Frank the Fox


What’s wrong with liking a girl who uses both of her hands as her primary hand?

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017



Creamed Cormp posted:

did women (as in adult females) even really go that crazy over Leo? My memory is a bit fuzzy, but while I do remember girls around my age crying liters of tears over the death of his character, my sisters (10 and 13 years older than me) didn't seem particularly into it.

I was mostly upset because I trusted Cameron to make cool movies about killer robots and xenomorphs and there he was making a movie for girls

Yes grown women went nuts over him.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



my grandfather always used to say "If you have to ask if something is gay, it probably IS gay."

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


andogyny is extremely hot hth

ElectricSheep posted:

Well, Erasure IS pretty gay

and owns. come break these chains of love w/me

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011


Spinster posted:

Yes grown women went nuts over him.

hosed up imho

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


made this for you op.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

if he man like diogenes women does that mean he gay?

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

that's the sound of the beast


we don't have words like "straight" or "gay" in the language of love. only strong but gentle thrusts.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009



I am almost 50 and have 5 kids. I have an ex wife and a current wife. As a young man I was disgusted by gay men. I recall saying that lesbians were “clean” in comparison to “fags” who had sh*t on their dicks. I would laugh and high five my friends as I denigrated gay human beings. Fast forward to watching a Tosh episode and seeing a very beautiful ladyboy. I thought how beautiful and sensual the thin effeminate man was. I then started going on backpage and looking at transgenders and am so close to calling one up but just don’t have the guts to do so.

I even joke every so often to my wife on how “cute” a guy is but I think my wife plays it off as me joking. I now go on Pornhub and am highly turned on by watching transgenders boning the hell out of a gay guy. Seriously. Something has happened to me and in a sense I’m grossed out but also feeling this may actually be me in 2017. Maybe as time passes we evolve to other things but this is so 180 degrees of who I was for the majority of my life. I love p$ssy and love women but somehow this new aspect is really confusing me.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

we don't have words like "straight" or "gay" in the language of love. only strong but gentle thrusts.

pedo alert

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Lauroon Kyanka posted:

made this for you op.


justin long is a beautiful woman

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



roboshit posted:

I am almost 50 and have 5 kids. I have an ex wife and a current wife. As a young man I was disgusted by gay men. I recall saying that lesbians were “clean” in comparison to “fags” who had sh*t on their dicks. I would laugh and high five my friends as I denigrated gay human beings. Fast forward to watching a Tosh episode and seeing a very beautiful ladyboy. I thought how beautiful and sensual the thin effeminate man was. I then started going on backpage and looking at transgenders and am so close to calling one up but just don’t have the guts to do so.

I even joke every so often to my wife on how “cute” a guy is but I think my wife plays it off as me joking. I now go on Pornhub and am highly turned on by watching transgenders boning the hell out of a gay guy. Seriously. Something has happened to me and in a sense I’m grossed out but also feeling this may actually be me in 2017. Maybe as time passes we evolve to other things but this is so 180 degrees of who I was for the majority of my life. I love p$ssy and love women but somehow this new aspect is really confusing me.

This is the saddest thing I've ever read; being 50 and watching Tosh.0.

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Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


a hole-y ghost posted:

justin long is a beautiful woman

that's charlie wright you foot loving dork

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