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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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If a dude like a dudette who did not abide by traditional feminine standards, would that dude be gay? Asking for a friend.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Tallgeese posted:

Nice bisexual erasure.

So you're saying a dude is bisexual if he likes androgynous women

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Blazing Ownager posted:

I'd propose there's a large difference between truly androgynous and just looking like a bit of a tomboy the OP doesn't seem to understand

you're so pedantic bro





Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Inept posted:

please close this thread when it reaches page 2 because all of the jokes will be out of the way and it will just be weirdos arguing about their biotruths opinions on everything

that's actually when the thread gets good

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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roboshit posted:

I am almost 50 and have 5 kids. I have an ex wife and a current wife. As a young man I was disgusted by gay men. I recall saying that lesbians were “clean” in comparison to “fags” who had sh*t on their dicks. I would laugh and high five my friends as I denigrated gay human beings. Fast forward to watching a Tosh episode and seeing a very beautiful ladyboy. I thought how beautiful and sensual the thin effeminate man was. I then started going on backpage and looking at transgenders and am so close to calling one up but just don’t have the guts to do so.

I even joke every so often to my wife on how “cute” a guy is but I think my wife plays it off as me joking. I now go on Pornhub and am highly turned on by watching transgenders boning the hell out of a gay guy. Seriously. Something has happened to me and in a sense I’m grossed out but also feeling this may actually be me in 2017. Maybe as time passes we evolve to other things but this is so 180 degrees of who I was for the majority of my life. I love p$ssy and love women but somehow this new aspect is really confusing me.

This is the saddest thing I've ever read; being 50 and watching Tosh.0.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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you dumbo op

you big eared bastard

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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so you're saying liking androgynous women is like liking transsexual women?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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FactsAreUseless posted:

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret, Asking If A Man Likes Androgynous Women, Does That Mean He's Gay?

i'd read that book

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Smythe posted:

Brad was smooth. Brad was flawless. Brad was symmetrical. Brad was androgynous. I watched it walk up the stairs, and followed closely behind. No perfume, no musk. Grey chuck taylors, clean. Its rear end, large, but not bulbous. Flat chest, thin neck. Closely cropped hair. Is that nude lipstick, or the natural glow of someone so perfect? so healthy? It sat on the sofa and beckoned me to join it. Casually, Brad flipped off its flats and elevated its long, lean legs, playfully swinging its legs around, giggling. I grabbed its feet with my calloused hands and bit into the cool denim, laughing, I pulled them off; and what lay beneath, stunning. No frilly panties, no tighty whities, just a perfectly smooth flesh surface, like an inner thigh, or broad forearm. I ran my tongue up and down the plane, the room filled with panting and moaning. Deep in the throes of passion we ripped off our shirts , Brad's perfectly flat featureless slab was too much to endure; I could no longer hold back the tidal wave of love pulsing through my engorged manhood. I lay on the floor panting, exhausted. "Clean it up, you filthy neanderthal" it demanded. Who was I to argue? Brad is a genofixed transhuman, perfect in every way, it would be my pleasure to serve it, and so, I rolled out my long tongue and got to work.

You've got a real talent for this. My only suggestion would be to change Brad's name to something like Taylor to keep them truly androgynous.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Do women like androgynous men? Is that more acceptable because society likes lesbians?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Spinster posted:

Where have you been? I've noticed you've not posted much lately.

maybe they're avoiding you

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

A better question would be

Which is more gay liking manly women or feminine men?

Well? Which is more gay?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

A better question would be

Which is more gay liking manly women or feminine men?

Which is more gay Otto?!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Best Giraffe posted:

say it with me op: im gay

you're gay

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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jazzyhattrick posted:

What if she has a big ol' pair of titties op? Like cartoonishly huge titties, but at the same time she has a buzz cut and wears chinos and a blazer. Am I gay if I want to smash that?

i'd need a picture to ponder that question

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Some people just want to hide their genitals.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Thuneral posted:

Naw liking androgynous people just means you go for anything thats considered alive.

The real question is: If a person is pooping and its a really great poop, and they suck it back in just so they can enjoy pooping it back out, does that mean they are gay?

I think it means they have an excellent control of their anus.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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I'm proud of you guys for not posting more pictures of androgynous women.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

HHHHHUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE BBOBS! :dukedoge:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Moxxis Endowment posted:

I have an insanely tight butt op, but you can't gently caress it. Does that make you feel triggered?

not really

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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lt_kennedy posted:

True story, the two passing trans guys at the boot club got shade for joining by the one bloke but he both still asked to gently caress em.

It's called negging.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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maskenfreiheit posted:

it’s not gay to date one but if you exclusively seek them out, yeah congrats you’re at least bi

but they have boos and vajay-jays

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Do women like androgynous men? Is a man androgynous if he has man boobs?

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