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the average penis length is 5.5"
5.5"? I thought it was 4". This is very unsettling.
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Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014

What is that life doing to its balance??

silverfish
that dude behind the winkie's in mulholland drive
tumors that grow hair and teeth

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008


The OP.

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

I could die eating a sandwich and no one would notice for months because it's not unusual for me to ignore phone calls from my friends

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

Bad storm coming, better run to the top of the mountain.

OPs Mom.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017



The fact that it's December 20friggin17.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




Koyaanisgoatse posted:

silverfish
that dude behind the winkie's in mulholland drive
tumors that grow hair and teeth

That scene scared the poo poo out of me the first time I saw that movie, didn't see it coming at all even though lynch basically tells you it's gonna happen

Mammal Sauce
Apr 26, 2004

My Mammal Sauce is the best Mammal Sauce
I spread Mammal Sauce on my wang
We make Mammal Sauce in Bill William's loft
And we eat a bucket of Tang

Kate's hoof from Kate's Playground

dog boners

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014

What is that life doing to its balance??

Tolkien minority posted:

That scene scared the poo poo out of me the first time I saw that movie, didn't see it coming at all even though lynch basically tells you it's gonna happen

you know something's gonna happen, but there's no way to predict that it's gonna be...that

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016


i've seen a handful of people go from talking to dead .

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



the toll roads on I-66

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



basically everything in the world right now is unsettling. but especially lootboxes in games like star wars battlefront 2 or overwatch. that's what's really disturbing to me, a gamer.

1500quidporsche
Jan 19, 2014

Monarch of the Bin



Homeless people that have a noticeable odour.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




The color orange

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007



People who talk too fast.

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK




Irish Setters
The Brian Setzer Orchestra
The Settlers of Catan

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017


found a blue pork chop in the fridge a couple of months ago

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Foreskin Problems posted:

I could die eating a sandwich and no one would notice for months because it's not unusual for me to ignore phone calls from my friends
you get phone calls from friends???

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Duckbox posted:

People who talk too fast.

Especially when they are obsessing/ fixated talking about a specific subject matter. I feel like they are juuuuuuuust about to malfunction and go on a murderous rampage.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011


that last time I drove home I wasn't afraid to drive at max speed in the rain, at night, and that I thought "hey, wouldn't be that bad if I died right about now"

also that people still go watch superhero movies like what???

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Fun Shoe

Booty stank

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



bad breath
the smell of someone with cirrhosis
oniony body odor
waft of butt stink some people give off when you smashing them cheeks
soured milk

Rasta_Al posted:

Booty stank

goddamn it

504
Feb 2, 2016


Tolkien minority posted:

The color orange

Look, we discussed this.. nobody at all has noticed, its perfectly fine Mr. President.

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


i sometimes for no reason imagine hypothetical scenarios of getting smashed by cars that pass in front of me. the same mechanism for imagining it could make me enact it some day for all I know!

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


industrial civilization has a lot of moving parts, no single person understands all of them, and it isn't entirely explicable how they hold together

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Zane posted:

i sometimes for no reason imagine hypothetical scenarios of getting smashed by cars that pass in front of me. the same mechanism for imagining it could make me enact it some day for all I know!

Nah, you're fine. I do this same thing all the time and have never had suicidal ideations.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

super macho dude posted:

waft of butt stink some people give off when you smashing them cheeks

quote:

super macho dude

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


all social relationships are preconstituted by contextual expectations (family, coworker, partner). have you ever had a real relationship with someone or is most of it just enacting a prepared script of social behavior?

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


1redflag posted:

Nah, you're fine. I do this same thing all the time and have never had suicidal ideations.
cool!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



jumbo hotdogs in 5 packs. but you cna only get 8 buns

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


there are at least 2 or 3 instances in the last 70 years where global thermonuclear war was precipitated by human or technical error and averted by the smallest of margins. basic macro probability would suggest humanity's days are numbered.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs

Doctor Rope

chumabwumba

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


i changed my mind about a lot of things in my 20s. my 'self' was really permeable. now that i'm working i'm too tired and preoccupied to really do this anymore. eventually everything about me will be a tired recapitulation of ideas and habits that were acquired decades ago. i have a bad feeling this is what 90% of existence is for 90% of people.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


That's actually one of my favorite movie scenes of all time, OP. Lynch did an amazing job building tension.

I guess the main thing I find unsettling is how popular opinion can have little or nothing to do with reality. Ick.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005



corporations are people

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


i've always felt i was inimitably unique. when i was 15 i visited my grandparents--one of many visits--and they were suddenly amazed by how much i resembled my father: the same gait, the same habits, the same way of talking. they endlessly talked about it for the remainder of my stay. it really freaked me the gently caress out!! they're both dead now.

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


you can read 10000 articles these days about sex harassment, the problem of unwanted male aggression, etc., etc., which might ultimately be a sort of displaced reaction to trump's political dominance. but with a few keystrokes you can also watch 10000 videos of girls enacting complicated scenarios of sexual debasement, begging to become cum slaves to their boyfriends cocks, etc., etc. i'm not sure if human beings want *ultimately* to be free or *ultimately* to be dominated by an infinitely powerful 'big other.'

Zane fucked around with this message at Dec 7, 2017 around 14:49

Duke Silver
Nov 6, 2011

Saxiest Man Alive


Bedbugs. Had them 4 1/2 years ago in a lovely 8-person shared apartment, and I check my mattress 3-4 times a week still despite not having a hint of them in probably 3 years. Seriously go to sleep for 6 months knowing lovely bugs were going to eat you alive while you slept because you couldn't group the money together for a decent exterminator, you won't get a good night's sleep for a decade.

tardwrangler
Oct 2, 2003

the world is my ashtray

Get a globe and draw 7000 dots on it
Every dot is 1million people

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.


pregnancy and all pregnancy related things like amniotic fluid, placenta etc

gives me the heebies

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We Know Catheters
Jan 14, 2006

Sounding for the greater good

Certain textures
Warehouses in the middle of nowhere

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