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sometimes i space out just thinking about what it must have been like for the people in the world trade center on 9\11 when it started collapsing. they probably heard an insanely loud series of noises as the floors above began sequentially pancaking down one by one before utterly pulverizing any unlucky people who were beneath them. hey new page!
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I think about what it would be like to be in a mass shooting. It always seems like everyone is blissfully unaware of it, usually mistaking the gunshots and commotion for nearby construction noise. I'd probably be one of those people, right up until I got shot while I was nodding along to lovely pop music. Can you imagine laying on the cold Starbuck's floor? Your Caramel Creme Bullshit Coffee Drink™ sloshing out onto the floor while you cough up blood and Megan Trainor is the last loving thing your mortal ears are able to hear?
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Your lifetime risk of getting cancer is 50% Average age at diagnosis is 70 so you're probably fine for a couple more years but still Also Trump is president and millions of people are okay with this
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Dec 8, 2017 17:40
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I'm white.
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Secular Humanist posted:sometimes i space out just thinking about what it must have been like for the people in the world trade center on 9\11 when it started collapsing. they probably heard an insanely loud series of noises as the floors above began sequentially pancaking down one by one before utterly pulverizing any unlucky people who were beneath them. Thank God it was quick, in that tiny amount of time I think I would have thought bombs, not building collapsing, (not that it mattered.)
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Rad-daddio posted:I don't know what you're talking about : I’m living in Utah for work right now and this one got me. “I am a vessel for my husband’s pleasure and nothing more. I am totally obedient to him always. Without my husband, I am ineligible to enter heaven, so I better do what he says ha ha. Hopefully he's not too hard on me but I doubt he will be because I know him pretty well, we waited 4 whole months after meeting each other to get married! It's a good thing I was taught all my life that the primary and perhaps even only important qualities in a husband are the strength of his faith and his standing with the church! I'm not even physically attracted to him but that doesn't matter, look how devout he is! My sexuality is not my own, but his, and by that I mean I will allow him to have missionary position sex with me any night he wants, but any other sexual behavior whatsoever is sinful and therefore off the table. It is my responsibility to have as many children as my body can possibly bear because God himself (who is definitely a man) demands it. I am to be well-versed and proficient in all aspects that could possibly pertain to motherhood, but not much else because I have been taught that my feminine brain is inferior and incapable of anything more complex. The most important thing in my life besides worshiping God is what my Mormon community thinks of me. Outward appearance reflects inner beauty. If I look like I am successful and happy, God will make me successful and happy. God personally cares about and rewards those who try to aesthetically resemble a 1950’s nuclear family as closely as possible, so let's see those parted haircuts and tucked in shirts! I can’t wait for my favorite holidays, where I cook food for my immediate family and their kids (40 people) and then gather without alcohol to sit around a table playing board games or charades or whatever made up games we can think of for 13+ hours. This is perfectly reasonable because the desire for privacy is a sin, as privacy can lead to impure thoughts or masturbation (we Mormons literally call it “self harm” or “self abuse” as an Orwellian twisting of language) or natural curiosity that leads way to critical thinking, and the best way to ward that off is through constant supervision disguised as playful interaction. Anybody up for snickerdoodles???” Literally none of this is an exaggeration. Not every single mormon believes every single statement in that quote, but any individual mormon you find will probably subscribe to 80% of it. Whichever 80% depends on their particular group. They're all just slightly different shades of the same batshit crazy. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 10, 2017 |
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Rad-daddio posted:I don't know what you're talking about : that is a rictus of fear
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Dec 9, 2017 21:36
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the motion light out on the garage because I just KNOW at some point it's going to go off one night and it's not going to be a cat or a possum or fox like it always is, but the silhouette of a person
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Dec 9, 2017 21:39
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Looking at the moon through a telescope is very very unsettling in this world and ff2 world.
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Why is Shrek wearing a wig? ^
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