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504
Feb 2, 2016


That's right,

Due to accidentally dropping my crystal ball onto an open webpage for a genuine psychic, I have gained the ability to look exactly five years into the future.

Post here to find out what you will be doing on December 7th 2022!

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Soiled Meat

If you say pooping, I will be pissed.

504
Feb 2, 2016


Zeluth posted:

If you say pooping, I will be pissed.

Your future involves your butt.. but not "pooping" per say..

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.


This is like a late night psychic's commercial, only this time I'll bite.

504
Feb 2, 2016


Reiche posted:

This is like a late night psychic's commercial, only this time I'll bite.

I see you sitting at a table.. holding a letter.. a look of horrified disbelief on your face.

The rumors were true, you are Rob Liefelds son.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017



am i gay?

i'm gay

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Please tell me the world isn't on fire.

504
Feb 2, 2016


Former DILF posted:

am i gay?

i'm gay

You may be gay now, but in the future a very "Ryan Gosling" looking woman will have you awake at night feeling very confused.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017



504 posted:

You may be gay now, but in the future a very "Ryan Gosling" looking woman will have awake at night feeling very confused.

its all so clear to me now

504
Feb 2, 2016


pixaal posted:

Please tell me the world isn't on fire.

The world isn't.. your crotch however...

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

504 posted:

The world isn't.. your crotch however...

So I own a couch in the future! How lavish, oh but it's gone

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

504 posted:

That's right,

Due to accidentally dropping my crystal ball onto an open webpage for a genuine psychic, I have gained the ability to look exactly five years into the future.

Post here to find out what you will be doing on December 7th 2022!

Please predict me... but no gay stuff this time!

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.


please give me my fortune, gypsy

P.S. I am the 45th president of the united states of america, donald j. trump

504
Feb 2, 2016


BigBadSteve posted:

Please predict me... but no gay stuff this time!

This time its even worse I'm afraid..

I see you in an elevator... with Louis CK

Angela Lansburial posted:

please give me my fortune, gypsy

P.S. I am the 45th president of the united states of america, donald j. trump

You are in prison, for murder you did.

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017



Hello? I'm curious.

504
Feb 2, 2016


Spinster posted:

Hello? I'm curious.

I see you and your three husbands seated around a table, drawing cartoons.. You will make a living but not a good one. Your greatest success is the unofficial sonic/dickgirls crossover.

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017



504 posted:

I see you and your three husbands seated around a table, drawing cartoons.. You will make a living but not a good one. Your greatest success is the unofficial sonic/dickgirls crossover.

Yay I'm gonna get laid

We Know Catheters
Jan 14, 2006

Sounding for the greater good

Hopefully dead

504
Feb 2, 2016



'fraid not, you are kept vital by your rage, spite and steady supply of monkey hormones. On the plus side you are shortlisted to receive a major role in the reboot of "The phantom menace"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

504
Feb 2, 2016



I don't see your post, so you're still sitting in front of your PC, tapping a foot and muttering "come on".. You don't have a lot else going on.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011


"Our past is misery, our present absolute hell, good thing we don't have a future" Yugoslavian proverb.

will I still be alive in 5 years or do you have some good news for me?

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Predict me, buddy!!!

504
Feb 2, 2016


Creamed Cormp posted:

"Our past is misery, our present absolute hell, good thing we don't have a future" Yugoslavian proverb.

will I still be alive in 5 years or do you have some good news for me?

You will be alive, A series of humorous events has accidentally seen you take complete control over a revitalized and entirely benevolent second generation of ISIS. You are however still completely alone romantically.

Ruggan posted:

Predict me, buddy!!!

Don't need too, by the time I finish typing this you will have woken up, realized this is a dream and moved forward with your plan to propose to Emily "Integral" Reigel.

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!


Are there any glimpses of light in my hopelessly repetitive future?

504
Feb 2, 2016


Voltage posted:

Are there any glimpses of light in my hopelessly repetitive future?

Good news: Yes, four of them
Bad news: They are thermonuclear blasts.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011


504 posted:

You will be alive, A series of humorous events has accidentally seen you take complete control over a revitalized and entirely benevolent second generation of ISIS. You are however still completely alone romantically.

"Abu Creamed Cormp al Gooni" sounds pretty nice

Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010


do i ever move out of my mom's basement??

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013



Tell me, op!

Dangerous Minority
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects


Doctor, doctor

Give me the news

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010


I don't believe in this voodoo bullshit

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


will i just be dead, or will i be mega-dead?

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014


What do you see for me?

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!


504 posted:

Good news: Yes, four of them
Bad news: They are thermonuclear blasts.


This is not bad news for me TBH

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Spicy Poster


https://i.imgur.com/zLhz5ml.mp4

Super Grocery Kart
Apr 6, 2011



What a great day Iím having! Got a good nightís sleep, cruised through traffic and got to work on time, just had some delicious tacos for lunch. What a perfect day, I bet nothing could ruin it!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014



sucking dick i hope

or being dead either or

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live

Lipstick Apathy

i must be fore told

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014



I already knew, but I'm curious if our answers match up, op

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I AM SO SICK OF EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS PLANET AND THEIR UNFAIR ROLES EXCEPT FOR AIDA CUEVAS, MY RANCHERA PRINCESS. WOMEN ARE YUCKY (EXCEPT FOR AIDA)!


Will I be president?

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