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good lord this isn't hard. it's the vegetable that sounds like "pee" and almost always manages to escape the bowl as you're trying to unshell it, not to mention brits like to eat it "mushy" which is an absurd way to want to eat anything yet somehow so very british
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Twenty Four posted:Is a pickle a vegetable or did it just used to be one? if so my vote switches to pickled hogs feet or maybe pickled watermelon rind "hey let's take the trash part of the plant, the non food part of the food, and pickle it!"
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Nosfereefer posted:makes sense tho? you'll eat the best part first and save the lovely parts for dire times pickles for dire times: - pickled banana peel - pickled dirt - pickled cigarette butts - pickled cereal box - pickled pickle jar |
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the fiddlehead fern is objectively funniest, not because of its appearance (smoobles-colored tentacle) nor because of its taste (???) but because of the metrical qualities of its name. it's like a setup and punchline, "rat-a-tat TAT!" cf. "know what I mean, VERN?"
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cda posted:"Vegetable" doesn't mean anything. It's a social construction. Some things classified as "vegetables" are legumes, some are tubers, some are fruit, some are plants. This whole concept is insane. It's like trying to find out which is the funniest gender. I am imagining a young cda patiently explaining this in response to a fruitless parental attempt to discourage picking the broccoli, carrots, and snow peas out of the pasta |
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