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Maybe make a super popular early access videa game.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 12:56 |
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*doesn't have neck cartilage* *let's Uwe Boll punch him repeatly* lol Lowtax good on you for not being dead
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 13:06 |
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Graa posted:Maybe make a super popular early access videa game. Where are are spaceship drawings Lowtax? Scammed again!
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 15:04 |
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caps on caps on caps posted:*doesn't have neck cartilage*
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 15:56 |
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Lowtax posted:Hey wait maybe that's HOW I lost my cartilage... Sue him. He's a master of tax scams, so he'll probably even make some profit on paying you.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 16:47 |
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Lowtax posted:Hey wait maybe that's HOW I lost my cartilage... Rich- i meant to ask before, do you sit hunched over a laptop when you work? if so, consider standing, put your keyboard on a counter, and the monitor high enough that your neck is strait or even looking slightly up. I ruined my lower back a few years ago, and built a standing desk that i've been using since. it was the best thing i could have done, after a few days of getting used to it, i've had no back problems since. you dont even have to be handy, they sell ones that can crank up and down now like this https://www.officedepot.com/a/products/787781/Realspace-Magellan-Pneumatic-Stand-Up-Height/ you just have to put your monitor(s) on something so they're at eye level.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 16:51 |
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gobbagool posted:Rich- i meant to ask before, do you sit hunched over a laptop when you work? if so, consider standing, put your keyboard on a counter, and the monitor high enough that your neck is strait or even looking slightly up. I ruined my lower back a few years ago, and built a standing desk that i've been using since. it was the best thing i could have done, after a few days of getting used to it, i've had no back problems since. you dont even have to be handy, they sell ones that can crank up and down now like this My workplace will immediately buy anyone that asks for one of these type things. THats how worried they are that people are getting hosed up sitting at the desk. Never bothered me after all these years so
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 16:59 |
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Burt Sexual posted:My workplace will immediately buy anyone that asks for one of these type things. THats how worried they are that people are getting hosed up sitting at the desk. Never bothered me after all these years so yeah i always thought they were dumb but without sound dramatic about it, it's made a huge difference in my life. besides my back not bothering me at all any more (which hadnt been the case for like 10+ years) i had plantar fasciitis god i sound like an old, but that went away too, kind of counterintuitively, after i started standing all day. I pace when im on the phone now too instead of just sitting, my watch thing says i take ~16k steps a day now
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 17:08 |
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maybe if you lazy fucks lifted a weight sometimes you wouldn't have back problems on account of not being weak as gently caress. not sure how you would work out your neck though, lowtax, maybe tape some plates to the sides of your head and headbang to some manowar.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 19:56 |
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I would pay to have Lowtax call my friends and family and wish them a Merry Christmas on my behalf. It's called outsourcing but you can add a little flair to the message.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 19:59 |
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LordArgh posted:maybe if you lazy fucks lifted a weight sometimes you wouldn't have back problems on account of not being weak as gently caress. not sure how you would work out your neck though, lowtax, maybe tape some plates to the sides of your head and headbang to some manowar. Not having any cartilage at all is probably congenital.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 19:59 |
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HatfulOfHollow posted:Everyone interested in setting up some sort of monthly payment should just donate to lowtax’s patreon. I don’t care about his dumb podcast but I use the forums so I’m gonna do that.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 20:03 |
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LordArgh posted:maybe if you lazy fucks lifted a weight sometimes you wouldn't have back problems on account of not being weak as gently caress. not sure how you would work out your neck though, lowtax, maybe tape some plates to the sides of your head and headbang to some manowar. like i said, never bothered me
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 20:03 |
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LordArgh posted:maybe if you lazy fucks lifted a weight sometimes you wouldn't have back problems on account of not being weak as gently caress. not sure how you would work out your neck though, lowtax, maybe tape some plates to the sides of your head and headbang to some manowar. yeah that's clearly why people have back problems, retard
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 20:04 |
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stay safe uncle Lowtax.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 20:24 |
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LordArgh posted:maybe if you lazy fucks lifted a weight sometimes you wouldn't have back problems on account of not being weak as gently caress. not sure how you would work out your neck though, lowtax, maybe tape some plates to the sides of your head and headbang to some manowar. ah yes, weight lifting the greatest way to avoid developing any problems with your back, as quoted from a man who has likely never touched a weight in his loving life
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 20:34 |
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Pay attention to your core. Proper form. Eat enough salami. My friend.
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 21:14 |
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LordArgh posted:Pay attention to your core. Proper form. Eat enough salami. My friend. yeah and even with all that, sometimes injuries occur, moreso if you're not just a Gym princess and you actually do demanding outdoor activities
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# ? Dec 11, 2017 21:36 |
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The most popular core exercises, even with proper form, are still a fast track to damaging your back later in life. As you grow older, this is sort of just an inevitability. Back issues are 100% endemic to power lifting competitors or even normal non-competitive power lifters later in life, because it turns out that putting 300 pounds on your back and squatting down before pushing it back up is not a natural motion that you are supposed to do constantly for years, for most people. Like, yes, you absolutely should exercise, but it's going to cause you issues, and weight lifting is absolutely not a solution to having issues like that. It is, in fact, the opposite.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:04 |
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Blade Runner posted:The most popular core exercises, even with proper form, are still a fast track to damaging your back later in life. As you grow older, this is sort of just an inevitability. Back issues are 100% endemic to power lifting competitors or even normal non-competitive power lifters later in life, because it turns out that putting 300 pounds on your back and squatting down before pushing it back up is not a natural motion that you are supposed to do constantly for years, for most people. Like, yes, you absolutely should exercise, but it's going to cause you issues, and weight lifting is absolutely not a solution to having issues like that. It is, in fact, the opposite. I pussy lift tbh.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:06 |
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Blade Runner posted:The most popular core exercises, even with proper form, are still a fast track to damaging your back later in life. As you grow older, this is sort of just an inevitability. Back issues are 100% endemic to power lifting competitors or even normal non-competitive power lifters later in life, because it turns out that putting 300 pounds on your back and squatting down before pushing it back up is not a natural motion that you are supposed to do constantly for years, for most people. Like, yes, you absolutely should exercise, but it's going to cause you issues, and weight lifting is absolutely not a solution to having issues like that. It is, in fact, the opposite. I had to stop doing squats after I ruptured 2 disks. I’m sure my form wasn’t perfect but it’s a shame because that’s about the most efficient power exercise and my legs and rear end are the less for it
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:12 |
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Lowtax have you considered a $10 account upgrade allowing us to see how much money the site has made and how much it needs to survive another month. Or what exactly would we need to do to access this information.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:29 |
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Zoe posted:Lowtax have you considered a $10 account upgrade allowing us to see how much money the site has made and how much it needs to survive another month. Or what exactly would we need to do to access this information. A live-streaming web cam showing what Lowtax is eating day-to-day would probably be nearly as accurate. If he's eating vegetables and fresh meat, then you know things are going well. If you see him with pot of Mr. Noodle, get ready to donate. If you see him with a can opener and some Dog Chow, then it's already too late.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:39 |
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Blistex posted:A live-streaming web cam showing what Lowtax is eating day-to-day would probably be nearly as accurate. If he's eating vegetables and fresh meat, then you know things are going well. If you see him with pot of Mr. Noodle, get ready to donate. If you see him with a can opener and some Dog Chow, then it's already too late. I'm sorry, this would require a coder.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 10:13 |
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Heres another unsolicited and likely unwanted opinion for the taxman- sell the ability to embed music into a thread page. first come first serve for the page. I know very little about how these magic tubes work but I'm pretty sure that would make bandwidth even higher so I dunno mark it up 300%
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 11:45 |
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Deadbeat Poetry posted:Heres another unsolicited and likely unwanted opinion for the taxman- sell the ability to embed music into a thread page. first come first serve for the page. I know very little about how these magic tubes work but I'm pretty sure that would make bandwidth even higher so I dunno mark it up 300% It can just be a youtube video on autoplay. No additional bandwidth.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 14:01 |
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There needs to be SA gang-hand thingy. Get some C-list celeb to flash it, keep the marketing underground.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:32 |
My friends and I love gaming garbage and would pay lowtax to play video games with us. For weeks my friend literally turned on a gaming garbage playlist and fell asleep to it
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 21:34 |
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There Bias Two posted:Not having any cartilage at all is probably congenital. Are you saying his lack of neck cartilage has something to do with his genitals? Sick, dude! What are you implying?!?!?!
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:01 |
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Gay Hitler posted:My friends and I love gaming garbage and would pay lowtax to play video games with us. weird if true
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:19 |
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There Bias Two posted:Not having any cartilage at all is probably congenital. Should of worn a condominium
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 01:01 |
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Consider the financial benefits of promotional product placement and corporate branding in your new film. Maybe even work it into the title, something like Fruit of the Loom House.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 01:06 |
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Stay safe and I hope it gets better, Mr Tax.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 01:09 |
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Gay Hitler posted:My friends and I love gaming garbage and would pay lowtax to play video games with us.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:16 |
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Blade Runner posted:The most popular core exercises, even with proper form, are still a fast track to damaging your back later in life. As you grow older, this is sort of just an inevitability. Back issues are 100% endemic to power lifting competitors or even normal non-competitive power lifters later in life, because it turns out that putting 300 pounds on your back and squatting down before pushing it back up is not a natural motion that you are supposed to do constantly for years, for most people. Like, yes, you absolutely should exercise, but it's going to cause you issues, and weight lifting is absolutely not a solution to having issues like that. It is, in fact, the opposite. Swimming is great for your back and core and it’s also v low impact. Also when I say swimming I mean doing legitimate laps and getting the heart rate up, not flailing around in a kiddie pool in water wings.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:38 |
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I'm really sorry to hear that about Mama Lowtax. I hope she makes a full recovery. I also hope your neck gets better.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:46 |
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Just got in on that VPN action. Help the forums and get some VPN action with all the net bullshit coming down the pipe these days?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:49 |
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Create a new forum called GBS Black, available only to subscription holders. It's exactly the same as GBS but the moderator roles are reversed, so everyone who isn't a mod in regular SA is a mod in GBS Black and vice versa. Higher subscriptions govern who you can probate, so a $7 subscriber can probate/gently caress with a $6 subscriber but in turn can't probate/gently caress with an $8 dollar subscriber. Start a bidding war for the ability to commit e-trocities and retire a rich man. Edit: This might inspire goons to go out and get better jobs so you'd effectively be driving a stimulus and Making America Great Again
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 17:09 |
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genesplicer posted:Are you saying his lack of neck cartilage has something to do with his genitals? Sick, dude! What are you implying?!?!?! He hosed up his neck.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 20:29 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:15 |
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Lowtax about to stream some garbage! https://www.twitch.tv/gaminggarbagelive
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