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This challenge was inspired by Fleta Mcgurn admitting in the cooking disasters thread that they tried and failed to make creamed spinach. The crux of the problem was that Fleta had never actually EATEN creamed spinach before, and didn't feel like looking up a recipe, so just made what they thought creamed spinach probably was. Croatoan and Rolo piled on, and thus this thread's idea was born. THE CHALLENGE Tell me the name/literal English translation of your regional cuisine, and I will make it without looking up ANYTHING about it, then will post my results. I'm willing to do one per week, so anyone else, please feel free to jump in and claim a dish that gets posted. To get an idea of how this would play out, imagine what someone asked to make corned beef would come up with if they had no idea what it was, and no access to any info. Same thing for Frito Pie. Give me your regional dishes! Fake edit: Scandinavians, y'all have some seriously racist food names, so let's skip those, thanks! Real edit: Yuge response so far! Below is what is done, what is claimed, and what has already been suggested and is up for grabs. DONE: California Burrito completed by Tiggum Jamaican Patty with Coco Bread completed by Doom Rooster Chocolate Gravy by bob dobbs is dead German Sausage Salad by Tiggum University Potatoes by Gann Jerod Fish Smell Eggplant by Doom Rooster Mother and Child by bob dobbs is dead Chess Pie by legendof American Chop Suey by bob dobbs is dead Frybread by bob dobbs is dead The Fitzgerald (cocktail) by chitoryu12 Jam Roly-Poly by bob dobbs is dead Puppy Chow by Flaccid Trip Bollocks Monkey by RandomPaul Between the Sheets (cocktail) by legendof Prairie Fire (cocktail) by legendof Prarie Fire of Soom by chitoryu12 Fat Gravy by bob dobbs is dead Doom Rooster by ExecuDork Small Fry Dirt Bean by ExecuDork Funeral Potatoes by ExecuDork Tiger Skin Bell-Pepper by Neofelis Burgoo by PDP-1 Fish-Head Fire-Pot by Leviathan Song Glorified Rice by Cavenagh Bunny Chow by Doom Rooster Green Broth by Doom Rooster Claimed: Bile Up claimed by Doom Rooster Handcheese with Music claimed by JaquelineDempsey Funeral Potatoes claimed by Execudork and rumble in the bunghole (tracking in OP now to prevent dupes) Nun's Farts claimed by Fleta Mcgurn Hot Brown claimed by Invisible Ted Minnesotan Sushi claimed by Suspect Bucket Doom Rooster claimed by RandomPaul Glorified Rice claimed by Cavenagh Bubble and Squeak claimed by Discussion Quorum Corned Beef claimed by Fluffy Bunnies Toad in the Hole claimed by Fluffy Bunnies Fish Cock claimed by fizzmercy Jell-O Salad claimed by Dogwood Fleet Grave Salmon served with overly sweetened potato box claimed by Merkin Muffley Charles Dickens' Own Punch (cocktail) claimed by legendof Rocky Mountain Oysters by bob dobbs is dead Tiger Bite/Son of a Bitch Sauce by Liquid Communism Refined beans Up For Grabs: Hoe Cakes Garbage Plate White Hots Door County Fish Boil Hot Dish Sheephead Spotted Dick Whoopie Pie Cincinatti Three-Way Burger with the Lot Slinger Hot Brown Lithuanian Zeppelin Icelandic Fish Balls Super Easy Fudge Laverbread Crumbly Porridge with Sour Milk Dutch Letters Stick Meat Russian Plucked Cake Return to the Pot Meat Hog's Head Cheese Roast Beef Debris Solomon Gundy Spotted Dog Tablet Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Heaven and Earth Half Chicken Swedish Palt/Body Cake Pet Porridge Stacked Enchiladas Old Clothes Bread of the Hand Cullen Skink Turtle Pie Yorkshire Pudding Herring Under a Fur Coat Rumbledethumps Cubano Pressed Sandwich Dutch Apple Baby Pease Pudding Lancashire Hotpot Parched Peas Black Pudding Fair Bread Halal Snack Pack Utica Greens Husband and Wife Beef Chicken Riggies My Dumbass Aunt City Chicken Stranger's Bowl Dead Grandma Cold Dog Poke Bowl Grilled Whatever You Like Pie Floater with Chicken Salt Chips on the side Hangi Shark and Tatties Pineapple Lumps Muttonbird Pie Pea Pie and Pud Damper Juicy Lucy Scrapple North Dakota Kuchen (Cake) Cabbage Sparrows Steam Noodle Cabbage Goulash with Bohemian Dumplings Sad Cold (Bean) Starch Welsh Rarebit English Rarebit Italian Rarebit The smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she-banker Spaghetti in the Style of Whores German Liver Cheese Angel Wings Devils on Horseback English Soup Maid-Rite Ants on a Log Ambrosia Scotcharoos Little Pigeons Lil' Guts Mother-in-Law Buss Up Shut Christ's Ears Cheese Ball Sloppy Joe Loco Moco Jam Roly-Poly Electric Brandy poo poo on a Shingle Cement Mixer (cocktail) Washington Apple (cocktail) Glögg (cocktail) South Dakota Martini (cocktail) Cow Spunk (cocktail) Cincinnati Chili Torpedo Juice Hot Beef Commercial Hickory Drink Robber Roast Macaroni Box Atom Hydrogen A person from Pori Slap on the Ear Bread Cheese Pepper Cake Frog Eye Salad Prairie Oyster Bread and Butter Pudding Cockaleekie Pie Potato Candy Sweet Potatoes (Chinese) Eton Mess Pink Stuff Boyld Brawne hint: "A brawny Churchman makes a hearty meal." 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thread appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg
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Dec 7, 2017 16:42
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As someone from Central Florida, we have a lot of Caribbean immigrants. How about a Jamaican patty with coco bread?
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Dec 7, 2017 16:43
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:thread appropriate This is one of my favorite videos ever. chitoryu12 posted:As someone from Central Florida, we have a lot of Caribbean immigrants. Never heard of it! Will make it this weekend.
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Dec 7, 2017 17:43
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Either corned beef or hoe cakes.
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Dec 7, 2017 18:29
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Over here in Rochester NY, our regional dish thing is the garbage plate, and maybe depending on the mood it might have white hots in it. Not ethic by any stretch but oh boy that meal is up to limitless interpretation by name alone. Hint: it may or may not involve potatoes/macaroni/beans depending on the person Missing Name fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 7, 2017 |
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Dec 7, 2017 18:34
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Bile Up, godspeed sir.
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Dec 7, 2017 18:41
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Croatoan posted:Either corned beef or hoe cakes. Missing Name posted:Over here in Rochester NY, our regional dish thing is the garbage plate, and maybe depending on the mood it might have white hots in it. Not ethic by any stretch but oh boy that meal is up to limitless interpretation by name alone. I already know all of these, so will leave these to anyone who doesn't to grab. Telsa Cola posted:Bile Up, godspeed sir. No clue. This should be interesting...
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Dec 7, 2017 18:51
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From Wisconsin: Door County Fish Boil. Have fun!
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Dec 7, 2017 19:26
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I would also like to nominate the classic Minnesotan dish hot dish.
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Dec 7, 2017 20:41
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Sheephead.
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Dec 7, 2017 20:59
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The classic Spotted Dick.
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Dec 7, 2017 21:24
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Whoopie Pie
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Dec 7, 2017 23:23
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Eskimo ice cream! Good luck!
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Dec 7, 2017 23:25
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I’d be interested to see what people think is in a California Burrito.
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Dec 7, 2017 23:43
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Cincinnati Three-Way
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Dec 7, 2017 23:54
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Why not the Aussie beach classic, the Burger with the Lot? You must correctly identify the secret Strayan burger ingredients to pass. It's a true cultural shibboleth. It's just different enough to how yanks and poms make their burgers to trip them right the gently caress up if they've never had a proper burger with the lot.
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Dec 8, 2017 00:17
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Ooooh, how about a St. Louis classic, a Slinger?
Astrofig fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Dec 8, 2017 |
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Dec 8, 2017 00:18
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Please make some toad in the hole followed by spotted dick
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Dec 8, 2017 00:20
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Gonna grab two this week, Jamaican Patty with Coco Bread, and because I for some reason think it's probably a beverage, Bile Up. Would LOVE some other folks to claim some and post. Already know what the following are, so they are out for me: Spotted Dick Hot Dish Whoopie Pie Cincinnati Three-way
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Dec 8, 2017 00:41
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Doom Rooster posted:Gonna grab two this week, Jamaican Patty with Coco Bread, and because I for some reason think it's probably a beverage, Bile Up. Would LOVE some other folks to claim some and post. You’re from the Midwest, aren’t you?
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Dec 8, 2017 00:46
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Even though Doom Rooster seems to be well versed in the treasures of the Midwest, I’m still going to suggest Kentucky’s finest: the Hot Brown.
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Dec 8, 2017 00:56
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Nope, Texas actually. I just watch way too much food TV.
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Dec 8, 2017 00:56
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You should make the old Portuguese standard, Green Broth.
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Dec 8, 2017 01:03
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Please make a Lithuanian Zeppelin.
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Dec 8, 2017 03:22
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I recommend fiskibollur, otherwise known as Icelandic fish balls.
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Dec 8, 2017 03:25
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Bah. What about Laverbread?
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Dec 8, 2017 03:49
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I've got an American cookbook, a real heartland-cowboys-flags-patriotism-'MURICA type book (every registered Republican must have a copy, I'm sure) and it has a recipe named "Super-Easy Fudge". "Chocolate Fudge" is on the same page, and has significantly more ingredients and takes way more time and effort. So to qualify for "super-easy" I think you need to show us your work, and let the laziest here vote on whether it qualifies.
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Dec 8, 2017 05:18
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ExecuDork posted:I've got an American cookbook, a real heartland-cowboys-flags-patriotism-'MURICA type book (every registered Republican must have a copy, I'm sure) and it has a recipe named "Super-Easy Fudge". If you're "Super Easy Fudge" includes margarine and marshmallow cream, I've probably made over a hundred pounds of it in my life. big family batches every Christmas. Only made normal fudge once. Not worth. Kim Justice posted:Bah. What about Laverbread? Is there a translation for that, or is Laver just a name?
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Dec 8, 2017 05:50
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handkäse mit musik - "handcheese with music"
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Dec 8, 2017 06:16
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Am I too late to get in on this? I'd love to see someone make krummelpap (crumbly porridge) with sour milk.
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Dec 8, 2017 07:20
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It feels like a cheat to suggest Welsh Rabbit.
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Dec 8, 2017 08:40
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Doom Rooster posted:
Laverbread is just a name, although connected to the dish. Laver is an English word, alas!
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Dec 8, 2017 09:31
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Straight out of corn country, I would suggest you make Dutch Letters.  I'll even make the real thing and document it if you do.
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Dec 8, 2017 11:34
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Do the traditional dish Stick Meat.
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Dec 8, 2017 12:03
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Guten Tag, bitte ein Russian Plucked Cake.
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Dec 8, 2017 12:54
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Doom Rooster: Instead of a name, can we post a picture and have you (or someone else) try to recreate it without knowing what it is?Gann Jerrod posted:I’d be interested to see what people think is in a California Burrito.
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Dec 8, 2017 13:40
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Three options: return to the pot meat, fish smell eggplant, small fry dirt bean.
Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Dec 8, 2017 |
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Dec 8, 2017 13:56
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I'm way late here but the Louisiana boy in me wants you to take a stab at hog's head cheese or roast beef debris.
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Dec 8, 2017 14:02
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Solomon Gundy, Nuns Farts, Spotted Dog, Tablet, Buddha Jumps Over The Wall, Heaven and Earth, Half Chicken.
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