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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005



Submitting puppy chow

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005



Flaccid Trip posted:

Flaccid Trip makes Puppy Chow

By the name, I guessed it was some kind of dessert, probably kibbley-looking, probably with peanut butter and nuts.

It's cold and kind of icy here in central Texas, so I went to the worst place to go in the conditions.


Pictured: a portal to Hell

Once I had my supplies, I was ready.


Not pictured: The peanut butter I initially forgot to grab from the pantry.


Toast nuts. Hazelnuts and almonds are my favorite types of nuts.


Butter up that tray.


Measure cereal, be judged by Ellen DeGeneres


Remove nuts from toaster oven, toss with pre-toasted coconut you bought because it was 20 cents cheaper.


Butter goes in the pot along with creamed honey.


Cook until it forms napalm.


Throw entire bag of marshmallows in....


Coat in honey butter.


Melt and add vanilla...


And peanut butter.


CEREAL.


NUTS.


Combine and pour into pan. Take a blurry photo.

I'm letting it cool, but from what I ate off the spoon after scraping it into the pan, I can confirm that it is loving delicious and awful for you.

Good call on the peanut butter and cereal! I am impressed good job

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