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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler


Oh look, it's Corvid 19 and she brought all her friends.

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Coxswain Balls
Jun 3, 2001

I'm not looking for your validation through this telescope, just planets boobies bullets


College Slice

I see much more than 19 corvids

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler

Coxswain Balls posted:

I see much more than 19 corvids

She has a lot of friends, okay? A real social butterfly.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009



Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh look, it's Corvid 19 and she brought all her friends.

Those look like grackles, not corvids.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsnHVaScjg

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Dick Trauma posted:

Please read this full thread because it is good and you will feel good.

https://twitter.com/phil_torres/sta...715297926025216

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001





UV light

https://i.imgur.com/WcXbxxg.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


College Slice


Majestic, thanks for finding that

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory



Yeah but who would counterfeit a pigeon??

Dannywilson
Apr 28, 2006

THREE HOURS LATER....


Literally Esoteric posted:

Yeah but who would counterfeit a pigeon??

Aliexpress.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003



Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






I'm going to eat a 6er soon anyway so let me just say if birds were that good they wouldn't need to fly.

Emu supremacy.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Inceltown posted:

I'm going to eat a 6er soon anyway so let me just say if birds were that good they wouldn't need to fly.

Emu supremacy.

Birds choose to fly

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Heath posted:

Birds choose to fly

The worst part about my post is that I think I actually made a good point and may not get a 6er. I'm sure the Gods will find a way.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Report urself if u dare

Dannywilson
Apr 28, 2006

THREE HOURS LATER....



Reported

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Carthag Tuek posted:

Report urself if u dare

wtf did you just say?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA


https://i.imgur.com/PzIUCI1.mp4

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.





I love this in so many ways, but I especially love the way the chickens (I think?) fluidly swarm.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



that looks comfy

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

RoboRodent posted:

I love this in so many ways, but I especially love the way the chickens (I think?) fluidly swarm.

Donít forget that single, strutting turkey.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

it's the journey
not the destination
as we know



"YOU TRIED" DIVISION


Out on the balcony today.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1NvBd72L4

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


https://twitter.com/BenGFreeman1/st...773079639060480

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.


Yes. My friend discovered she has chuckís will widows around her house at night. I thought they were eastern whippoorwills, but was wrong. I was surprised that they look a bit potoo-ish.

Or maybe like little demons.

https://youtu.be/gFem9zzDCpE

https://youtu.be/nuHoCj0JbKw
(Maybe this is what happens when you splice sparrow, shrew, and sock puppet DNA)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



birds are incredibly strange animals when you think about it

√ theyre not humans or mammals
√ theyre not snakes or lizards
√ also i dont think theyre fish or crustaceans

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.




I had a biology textbook at one point that had an interesting definition for birds. I don't have the book anymore, but I did save the definition:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RoboRodent posted:

I had a biology textbook at one point that had an interesting definition for birds. I don't have the book anymore, but I did save the definition:



yea checks out

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

https://twitter.com/AmandaRosenberg...142731988828160

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!



This is how you set up an elaborate cover for your murder basement.

For the question is this: how did the parrot learn how to cry like that? From whom?!

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables




College Slice

Absurd Alhazred posted:

This is how you set up an elaborate cover for your murder basement.

For the question is this: how did the parrot learn how to cry like that? From whom?!

From the baby he keeps in the bottom crate obviously.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



https://twitter.com/wilcheschaux/st...874777913245697

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


https://twitter.com/Nnedi/status/1254474086828380161

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009


Absurd Alhazred posted:

This is how you set up an elaborate cover for your murder basement.

For the question is this: how did the parrot learn how to cry like that? From whom?!

Still not as good as the true alibi champ.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ramb...4b0843d36167007

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK




Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


Carthag Tuek posted:

birds are incredibly strange animals when you think about it

√ theyre not humans or mammals
√ theyre not snakes or lizards
√ also i dont think theyre fish or crustaceans

Cladistically, they are fish. But so are people and all other tetrapods.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Both birds and humans scream for no reason at all

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Heath posted:

Both birds and humans scream for no reason at all

*a distant howl, as of a man trumpeting his vindication from the inside of a wine barrel in the marketplace*

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