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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
One day I came home from work and found this on the sill of my bedroom window:



I named him Stuart. He wasn't like the other birds, here at the trailer park. But then it turned out that I had misgendered him, because one day there were 4 little blue eggs in the nest.

Alas, this wasn't a good nesting location, and every time I'd get up to leave the bedroom or enter the bedroom or turn a light on in the bedroom Stuart would fly away, leaving the baby birds exposed to the elements. One day there were only three baby birds, then two, then one, and then the nest was empty and Stuart flew off hopefully to be a more chill and successful mother elsewhere.

That's my bird story.

Here's another bird. Not much of a story there.

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


I'd like to take more bird photos.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
I love the headline: "After years of war." The war lasted a bit over 2 months.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
White Ibis:



Pecalin:



Unfortunately mistimed photo of a nesting pair of Ospreys immediately after one took an enormous airborne dump:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Tendai posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://youtu.be/0cVlTeIATBs

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Ariong posted:

What is your stance on feces?

Preferably wearing shoes.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Bored posted:

Disney taught me that you will have a good life if you become friends with wild animals.

Never saw Old Yeller?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

snergle posted:

why does she stick the peices of paper in her feathers? Also it looks like she is making specific shapes to stick in her feathers.

Why do people wear jewelry?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Once the female gets broody she will keep laying eggs whether she has a mate or not. .

Why is this a problem instead of just free tasty eggs?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Bored posted:

This is great wording. I don't know why, but it made me laugh for a good 30 seconds.

Have another cockatiel video.
https://youtu.be/5kxMCUk0Pg0


Is that chicken soup?

That's sick.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

lord funk posted:

Screech Owl napping in a drain pipe.


Good Aerosmith lyric.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSx3PzeV1ps

(Girl's fine, just some puncture wounds. From a big loving eagle.)

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
This guy was sitting there and seemed stunned, maybe flew into a window, but then he recovered and flew away.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Bert Roberge posted:

Here's a roadrunner (Geococcyx californianus) having lunch outside a Chili's in Arizona.

https://i.imgur.com/A8GgQxj.gifv

The bigger question this presents is why is anyone having lunch inside a Chili's in Arizona.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Master Twig posted:

Look. I'm just about out of bird pictures. The bird train is over. This thread is going to need someone to pick up the torch and put regular content into it. I nominate you and your drawings.



I'm not picking up the torch because my only glass that'd be good for birding is so goddamned big I need a new tripod head for it, but here's a stylish fellow:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Pookah posted:

That's not an emu who lives out behind a roadside restaurant in rural New Zealand is it?

No, this is almost as far away from New Zealand as it's possible to get and still be on this planet.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Yoinked from the gif thread. Has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/xj5oVsQ.gifv

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Another bird version:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsGJBjXn78g/

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB5VW4KIpAI&t=159s

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Excuse me brother do you have any loops?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

How do you band chicks? How do the bands both stay on and accommodate growth?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Sir, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante, and I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation.

Finally got one of these little bastards:





This fellow was pretty chill.



And this one let me get right up close.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Krankenstyle posted:

love how owls always look pissed off

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Walked out of the hotel today and this guy was buzzing around, he was considerate enough to hang around until I got out my camera.



Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

lord funk posted:

Never seen an Anna's Hummingbird before, but there are tons around our hotel and it's awesome.



Yes.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Some birds are just dicks.





Gila Woodpecker ended up fine, though:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Carthag Tuek posted:

birds are incredibly strange animals when you think about it

√ theyre not humans or mammals
√ theyre not snakes or lizards
√ also i dont think theyre fish or crustaceans

Cladistically, they are fish. But so are people and all other tetrapods.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
I picked up a bigass 2.8 300mm lens with a 2x teleconverter. The downsides are that it's huge and it's only manual focus. But man.





Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://twitter.com/stevestuwill/status/1269059029201870848?s=21

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.










This thing is ridiculous:



Weird birds.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Yoinked from the gif thread.

https://i.imgur.com/0DpNGZ9.mp4

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Came home from getting groceries to this in the back yard:











Looks like a leg injury, whether as a result of getting this meal or something else. Flew away okay at least.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Carthag Tuek posted:

That bird looks like Karl Urban

In the second shot I was getting more of a Donald Sutherland vibe.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1347205357605711872?s=20

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Inceltown posted:

Stolen from the bad rear end thread

" Because he loved feeding the dog treats. He would go to his jar, open it, and pull out a treat and drop it on the floor for the dog and whistle and say "treat!" and the dog would be over in a second to get his snack."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN9PfDuAfpw

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://i.imgur.com/R5JVa8H.mp4

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Nice burrow owl.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Zil posted:

Is that just a bird in captivity behavior, where they like making a mess or as much noise as possible?

I think this thread shows that all birds like dropping things off of other things.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Looks cute now but tomorrow he's gonna find his car up on blocks and all his copper plumbing ripped out.

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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