Birds, birbs and bribs: Archaeopteryx's palms up, sarcasm air quoting: "Clever girl."

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Nuevo posted:

Get thee to the birb thrad everybody's invited

ok

BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS

today's theme is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 13:38

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:46

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UGjqIvPMY

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 16:51

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

_{tiny aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcqlveexTLA

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 02:16

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

AaaaAAAAaaaaa

internal, silent screaming of a father who just wants to eat his goddamn millet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMoNoLhZcC8

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 04:04

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

this sums up the bird ownership experience

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 04:21

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

No that is a juvenile cockatoo making the "FEED ME I AM HUNGRY" noise, they will do it for as long as it works. All the Australian parrots I've heard sound more or less like that when they do that particular sound, just scaled up in volume depending on size.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 05:37

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

my favorite birb is an indignant cockatiel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2EmOVzZbpQ

what's yours

:bigtran:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 01:44

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

JSUT THIS ALL DAY EVERY DAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TjEsKuWt8w

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 02:00

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Pookah posted:

Year ago, my cockatiel went missing, so we spent the next hour searching for her in and under everything we could think of without success. Then someone remembered that they had closed the curtains about the time she was last seen and went to look.

There she was; safe behind the curtains and fluffed up like a football

She was very very cross about being woken up to be put to bed - so much hissing, so many little pinches (she was an extremely gentle bird).

Cockatiels are the best and purest things on this big dumb planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCFgrRlAB34

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 01:23

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

ride with me on a journey of weed and bird memes

# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 02:39

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

birds_that_should_smell_like_skittles_but_don't_because_this_world_is_cruel_and_unloving_but_at_least_there_are_birds.png

# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 03:13

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

BIRB OR SHREDDER U BE THE JUDGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-RouS1CvCM

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 03:56

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

maybe it's just that i'm stoned and maybe i've posted this here before but goddamn this makes me howl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TjEsKuWt8w

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 04:36

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

it's definitely a common lovebird thing, I don't remember if they do it to get nesting material or as a sexy "hey look at my amplified butt" thing but either way it's cute as gently caress

scritchbros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ppLrsNrtg

i loving love birbs i'm not gonna lie

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 05:00

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

this guy's birds are some of my favorite youtubes

this is not one of his birbs but it is a birb who is a friend and his name is Kevin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kOQg8ajdaI

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 05:42

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

Preferably wearing shoes.

Don't get a bird then

and also everything you hate

and everything you are disinterested in

and also you

# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 02:28

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

yeah bird poop is not hard to manage at all.

birds are great but also just complete fuckwads too

like kids

# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 04:03

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

It is possible to keep a happy, healthy bird but it is difficult and in an ideal world anyone with a companion parrot would basically be this guy and his crew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5tyxswQoXs

i love kevin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kOQg8ajdaI

# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 04:13

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

did I post this?

if I did, have it again

it's delightful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TjEsKuWt8w

wrrrbrbrbrbr

# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 15:30

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m194p58El3o

today's theme is birbs making cute noises

# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 15:36

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

birds have no respect for human authority be it legal or educational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJaNDBI87s

# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 08:35

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

i wish i was this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wHI07NfzrI

# ¿ May 2, 2018 23:23

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

https://twitter.com/breesophiebree/status/991642612015730689?s=19

congrats to sophie on doing an egg

Good job Sophie :3:

Bowie loves everyone and wants you all to have a nice day and also to know what you're doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4k2d4Gu7Wc

# ¿ May 4, 2018 00:08

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/iRXvIFK.mp4

Beep, beep :3:

Birbs are awesome.

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa

bokbok

This one is technically NWS but there's no humans or actual genitals in it so use your own judgement. It makes me giggle every time I look at it because that cockatiel looks so jazzed.

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/fDInKFe.jpg :nws:

# ¿ May 5, 2018 17:38

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

It was a macaw that wrote it obviously

# ¿ May 5, 2018 21:52

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

not a birb video but here's a banana eating a tomato somehow???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o4gboVxofo

# ¿ May 6, 2018 18:59

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

snergle posted:

why does she stick the peices of paper in her feathers? Also it looks like she is making specific shapes to stick in her feathers.

sometimes a bird just likes to have a fancy butt

real reason: it's how they bring nesting materials back

# ¿ May 11, 2018 01:42

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/breesophiebree/status/995323590227750913

I love magpies

# ¿ May 12, 2018 19:17

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

today's theme is:

cockatiels are the best and if you think otherwise you are wrong & should re-examine your life choices

cockatiels are just good reliable bros who are kind of dumb but love you

they are super charming

& also charmingly rebellious

they are v cultured and international

and they are cautiously optimistic about new friends

they enjoy predicaments

the babies are so cute you'll poo poo youself

ₕₑₗₗₒ fᵣᵢₑₙd

# ¿ May 13, 2018 16:30

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Another reason why cockatiels are great is this picture which is maybe my favorite picture on the internet

Has a dildo in it. It's not being used and it's not in any way a nws picture in its composition, but there is a dildo so, you know, be aware.

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/sr9ZX60.jpg :nws:

He's just so pleased with the situation

# ¿ May 14, 2018 00:05

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Nice gams, birdo

# ¿ May 14, 2018 23:51

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

birds already lust for blood

# ¿ May 16, 2018 00:46

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

post the most bad birds u got

apocalyptic sunboy

# ¿ May 16, 2018 00:52

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Pookah posted:

Can you imagine if the X-Files was scripted by cockatiels?

AAAAHH SCARY MYSTERY *Investigate cautiously* OH OK, ITS MY REFLECTION HALLO FRIEND WHEEET WHIT WHOO WHEET WHIT WOO

Every episode would be the same too.

You have no idea how much I would watch that.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 23:12

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Pookah posted:

I just realised that when I was imagining being a cockatiel X-Files scriptwriter, it wasn't any old cockatiel - it was Marnie's friend Mr. Pretty Bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEf144hcmZ4

Marnie and Mr Pretty Bird are proof that the world isn't so bad after all :kimchi:

# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 17:06

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

I am currently enjoying both thanks

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 16:24

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Mizuti posted:

I can't stop laughing at this guy, he's like a Muppet come to life. Sam the Eagle's slightly methed-out brother.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 07:41

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

I've been slacking on birb posting but I really love your posts :3:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 13:23

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Those ducks look like they're wearing George Washington wigs :3:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 14:29

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:46

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

today's theme is food and food accessories

# ¿ Jun 23, 2018 20:00

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