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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

WatermelonGun posted:

She has has passionate gerbil sex in a John Waters movie

I thought that was the casting requirement for a John Waters movie.

Angela Lansburial posted:

I was born to be in the C.H.O.A.M. Gang

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

basic hitler posted:

FYI you should NOT watch the extended cut. It actually makes things worse, which is why Alan Smithee is the director instead of lynch. The theatrical cut is what you should watch unless you've reached that point of being a Dune fanboy that you can tolerate the fact the extra scenes make the movie so much worse, yet you want to see them anyway.

Thufir's death scene should have never been cut and I will die on this hill.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SmokaDustbowl posted:

BORN TO RULE
ARRAKIS IS A gently caress
Kill em all 21592
I am Fremen
410,757,864,530 DEAD HARKONEN

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Because she is the Shadout Mapes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Communist Walrus posted:

Fury Road and also there's sandworms

I would buy multiple tickets for a Dune universe version of Fury Road.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mossyfisk posted:

Brian Herbert I can at least understand, he owns it, but what the gently caress is KJA doing?

Money money money.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm pretty sure the actual details of those religions were left deliberately vague.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mutant Headcrab posted:

a guild navigator falls through a hole in reality and onto an imperial battlecruiser. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of astropaths. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling “my nigga have u tried spice”

Atomic!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Sea Patrol: Arrakis

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

sebmojo posted:

NOAMCHOMSKI - Neutralis Organizational Abba Mercantile Condominium Havatampa Orthonovum Minnehaha Shostakovich Kategorial Imperative

This but Dune-related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XnS1BncrYM

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm glad this last page happened, aren't Yueh?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Yes, she was.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

doom, rip-and-tear planet

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Lorna Doone, shortbread planet.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:aaa:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Unpopular opinion: Even the original Dune isn't all that great and hasn't aged well and is basically just a product of the drug fueled hippy times in the 60s. A future with no computers where people take mind expanding drugs instead is something a hippy would come up with. Feudalism and people being super religious in the future is also kinda dumb. Also Star Wars is a better film adaptation of Dune than the actual Dune movie. Oh and all of the sequels to Dune are terrible and not worth anyones time, and the prequels by his son are even worse. Come at me bro.

if u say so

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Jason Isaacs as Gurney. I feel strongly about this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Vincent D'Onofrio would make a way better Thufir than he would a Baron Harkonnen.

EDIT: Speaking of which: Tony Shalhoub as Thufir.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Red Letter Media are Harkonnens

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I thought they were Guild Navigators??

They're fat and unhealthily obsessed with someone else. They're Harkonnens.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Tell me about the emojis of your home world, Kyle.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Shadout in the streets, sandtrout in the sheets

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Dead or alive, your water is coming with me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Yadoppsi posted:

The Chani casting call leaked. Imo its good they're looking specifically for an African or Arabic actress. I hope an unknown is cast personally.

Are nerds melting down about this despite it making perfect sense?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Wait till you start putting it in your oyster stew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JH28BCGb4s

I have a theory that each of the various Stooges is a different stage of Guild Navigator evolution. I'm just not sure what order they're in.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
He is the Quiznos Hierarchy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Malcolm XML posted:

Keep dune weird

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Matt Ryan as Feyd

The quarterback?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

tell me of your homeworld incel

Magnificent.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Reverend Father Moe Howard

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I still say Jason Isaacs should be Gurney.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

like the black israelites who stand on street corners in D.C. and yell about george washington being a black man, i am that but yelling about duncan idaho -- who is a black man, and david lynch (a white supremacist) whitewashed the character. and this is true and canon.

You've been staring at the abyss too long, Brutalist.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Connor Delaware

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
libertarianism in Frank Herbert's day was way closer to anarchism or whatever before the Kochs and other assorted Randroids took the over movement in the late '70s

it was still pretty stupid but it was a different, less capitalist type of stupid

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Honky Dong Country posted:

I want Lea Seydoux for Irulan.

Gemma Arterton.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

And half of you would totally buy a Stillsuit halloween costume.

Guilty.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Someone called it the Harkonnen bathroom and this guy’s getting ripped on in a dozen other threads so...for your entertainment I present

The Female Friendly bathroom

The slow mold penetrates the pebbles.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Temaukel posted:

Brian Herbert is the emperor.

e: I just wanted an excuse to repost this dude's face because lol:



Natural-Born Harkonnen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

muscles like this! posted:

You would think that outside of the sandworms there are no "alien" creatures in the book would tell Brian something but nope.

There's also whatever the hell animal "whale fur" comes from.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Can't make clothes out of that poo poo though, so they're not ordinary whales.

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