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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hello and welcome to the new thread about Alexa Jones, who is an american hero and my friend. the old thread got radium'd from as far as i can tell, which is a euphemism for getting disappeared in the back of a black federal police SUV

please post in this thread, then eat some chili and post the same thing again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ

fight the globalists, and buy SUPER MALE VITALITY which makes you redder and i guess slightly more hairy

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Love the Alexa Jones Thread
https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/939398055610191872

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


for the record the last page of the old alex jones thread finally revealed the Truth, which is why i had to break it. sorry folks

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/21logician/status/936347731303464961

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Folks, they're trying to shut down the Alex Jones thread. They don't want you to have an Alex Jones thread. They're trying to replace it with some kinda, fake... "oh look here you go it's an Alex Jones thread" but folks, we canNOT accept this. They want to force some fluoride-laced, sneaky little, little, fake thread, with their little goblin hands, they want to force it right down our throats. And this is what they do, "oh the old thread is broken". I don't buy it, folks. I don't buy it.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

sleeptalker posted:

Folks, they're trying to shut down the Alex Jones thread. They don't want you to have an Alex Jones thread. They're trying to replace it with some kinda, fake... "oh look here you go it's an Alex Jones thread" but folks, we canNOT accept this. They want to force some fluoride-laced, sneaky little, little, fake thread, with their little goblin hands, they want to force it right down our throats. And this is what they do, "oh the old thread is broken". I don't buy it, folks. I don't buy it.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lookit dis orange cuck

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

:vince:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hes a fat angry dude that cons other fat angry dudes out of money

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
thinking bout chili

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
hes becoming a football

his supplements make you legit redder, madder and nuder tho

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Bip Roberts posted:

thinking bout chili

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
when's the last time he even flew out to the bilderberg group conference?

rip the old jones

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
The CIA tortured alexa and alex jones knows this

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
here.

Third World Reggin posted:

The CIA tortured alexa and alex jones knows this

Alexa is that weird mutant psychic baby imprisoned up on a satellite in Tad Williams Other Land series.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

The only way you can protect against the mind chili:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
big bowl of chili

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



the last thing a big bowl of chili ever sees

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Bip Roberts posted:

thinking bout chili

me 2

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/917396169378140160

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Some classics
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/783059572659523585
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/794740487613726720

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
He's just so versatile lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tRnty-8yKY

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'd love to go drinking with alex

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaPDFcc1EWU

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

he's not wrong, that is hillary

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
If you don't let someone have sex with your car, you're a bigot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0EukIgLqBs

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

One day I'll get around to writing my one act about McVeigh and Jones sitting on the cold hood of an American made pickup chatting while they watch the Branch Dividian complex burn.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Jose posted:

i'd love to go drinking with alex

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gurt :kimchi:


channels Mr. Crocker with Alex Jones voice:] FAiRy GoblinPaRENtS!

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



https://youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Looking for Alex Jones's chilly recipe in the patriot's cookbook.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
Of all the people to next be outed for harassment, I bet this guy will be coming up soon.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
any woman willing to speak out against him would have to deal with hordes of the craziest shitheads alive going after her and if she’s close enough to have been a victim she probably knows that and decides it isn’t worth it.

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
On his show last week he was ranting about not being a child molester and then asked his listeners to pray for Infowars so I figure something's coming soon.

Best Korea has issued a correction as of 12:17 on Dec 21, 2017

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
alex jones is the human equivalent of a tornado touching down on a pork slaughterhouse. just an intolerable overwhelming cascade of sucking and blowing, as u hear the sound of a thousand pieces of living meat squealing in panic soon to be consumed by a red vortex of liquid sewage and pigs blood at extremely high pressure

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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
the man is a national treasure.

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