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*surrounded by hundreds of Diwali dancers* I feel nothing about this.
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Dec 11, 2017 22:40
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*wakes up in a bare apartment* [speaking with no accent] Time to go to my job, which does not have a name.
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Dec 11, 2017 22:41
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Me: God, my boss is such a pain in the rear end. Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: I may or may not have a boss. If I do, I have no feelings about them. ---------------- |
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Dec 11, 2017 22:42
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Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: I have no identity. Me: So...you're, like, Buddhist? Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: What part of Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job do you not get? ---------------- |
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Dec 11, 2017 22:44
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Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: My name is Лmغ6u◻️. The ◻️ is silent.
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Dec 11, 2017 22:45
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Pizza Girl: Dominos pizza, may I take your order? Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: No. ---------------- |
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Dec 11, 2017 23:00
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political strategist: well weve got the vote of our base pretty much all sewn up. however if we are to win this thing we need the vote of the entirely non-ethnic character with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job politician: well gently caress
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Dec 11, 2017 23:42
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Personally, I can't stand all these Entirely Non-Ethnic Characters With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job. All they do is sit around all day and stare at various swatches of gray paint in the Home Depot. Unnerving, I tell ya. I once caught one eating the hole of a donut. No, not those little ball things that Dunkin Donuts sells, I mean he was eating the non-existent center of a donut. I don't like 'em, no sirree.
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Dec 12, 2017 00:08
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Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: *looks at Uber Eats food categories list* *faints* |
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Dec 12, 2017 00:14
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I have no interesting characteristics, traits, or elements of uniqueness that sets me apart from others. The punchline is that there is none.
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Dec 12, 2017 00:23
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It's not Nihilism. He is simply Without. |
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Dec 12, 2017 00:30
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From comedy genius Larry David: It's a show about an entirely non-ethnic character with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job, and it's coming to NBC this fall. |
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Dec 12, 2017 02:35
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albany academy posted:From comedy genius Larry David: It's a show about an entirely non-ethnic character with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job, and it's coming to NBC this fall. It's a show about nobody!
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Dec 12, 2017 02:37
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Starman Super DX posted:It's a show about nobody! ---------------- |
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Dec 12, 2017 02:41
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I sent my DNA to 23andme last week and today they mailed me a blank piece of paper. This is going to wreak havoc with my ability to call myself a "Latin Lover"
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Dec 12, 2017 02:49
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blaise rascal posted:I sent my DNA to 23andme last week and today they mailed me a blank piece of paper. This is going to wreak havoc with my ability to call myself a "Latin Lover" Love is cancelled, let alone ethnic love |
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Dec 12, 2017 02:53
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Me:Hello Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: Hello. Me: So.... do you like to...uuhhh......do.....stuff? Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: You have deeply offended me. I'm calling the police.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:17
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Notes on Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job Likes: uh....water? Dislikes: Not...water? Possible plot: Harassed by Census takers ---------------- |
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Dec 12, 2017 03:33
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Starman Super DX posted:It's a show about nobody! |
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Dec 12, 2017 03:53
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cda posted:Possible plot: Harassed by Census takers Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind: Two equally Entirely Non-Ethnic Characters With No Identity of Any Kind asked me out on a date at work today. I turned them both down. Then I went home, had a responsible meal, and went to bed.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:53
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Entirely Non-Ethnic Party With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Platform has unveiled their new slogan: " " |
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Dec 12, 2017 04:30
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Dec 12, 2017 05:01
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finally something everyone can enjoy
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Dec 12, 2017 05:04
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Now, don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are entirely non-ethnic characters with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job, but there's just nothing about them that makes me uncomfortable. |
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Dec 12, 2017 06:53
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cda posted:Pizza Girl: Dominos pizza, may I take your order? |
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Dec 12, 2017 07:15
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Starman Super DX posted:It's a show about nobody! |
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Dec 12, 2017 07:27
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an entirely non-ethnic character with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job walk into a bar. bartender asks “what can I get you two?” both the nondescript job and the entirely non-ethnic character with no identity of any kind order their drinks and enjoy the rest of their night |
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Dec 12, 2017 07:32
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Doctor Who Fan: “Perfect! That’s who we need.” |
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Dec 12, 2017 08:58
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cda posted:Pizza Girl: Dominos pizza, may I take your order? lol
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Dec 12, 2017 11:05
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Duckbox posted:Now, don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are entirely non-ethnic characters with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job, but there's just nothing about them that makes me uncomfortable. hahah ---------------- |
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Dec 12, 2017 11:47
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a vegetable you might like to try, is green |
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Dec 12, 2017 11:55
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Chris Rock: There's some poo poo going on with entirely non-ethnic characters with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job right now. There's a civil war going on with entirely non-ethnic characters with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job, and there's two sides [pauses] there's entirely non-ethnic characters with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job...and there's nobody. The nobodies have got to go! [laughter, applause] Every time entirely non-ethnic characters with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job want to have a bland time, nobody got to gently caress it up. Can't do poo poo! Can't do poo poo, without some nobody loving it up, can't do nothing. Can't keep a food truck that only serves water open more than 3 weeks. Grand opening, grand closing! Hey, I love entirely non-ethnic characters with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job, but I hate nobody. [cheers, applause] Boy, I hate nobody. ---------------- |
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Dec 12, 2017 11:55
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listen lieutenant i work extremely well with any partner at all as long as they arent another extremely nodescrupt nethinc chamacter wit nose density of any kind and a job that stinks, you stupid chief! im not willing to flaut any rules at allllllllll |
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Dec 12, 2017 11:59
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*Does nothing* ENECWNIAKNJ: "That's considered a compliment in my culture." |
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Dec 12, 2017 23:15
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cda posted:Pizza Girl: Dominos pizza, may I take your order?
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Dec 13, 2017 00:19
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My date with Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job Me: So what sort of music do you like? Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: Oh I like everything that isn't country or rap... Me:It's weird I never noticed this coffee shop before even though I pass it every day on the way to work, do you come here often? Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: or like anything from the 90s or 80s or 70s or... Me: It's sort of strange it's like a starbucks but like I can't make out the logo for some reason like it's always out of focus, and usually the sizes for coffee in starbucks are like Tall or Venti this blackboard just says small, medium, large Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: oh I also don't like anything from the american folk revival or any sort of electronica or... Me: Hey this has been great but I'm afraid that if I stay here everything will be like this forever, so I gotta get going, I'm not going to talk to you again please don't call me Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job: and fuuuuuuck nickleback Chasterson fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 13, 2017 ---------------- |
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Dec 13, 2017 00:57
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lol
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Dec 13, 2017 01:11
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About me: I'm just a chill Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and a Nondescript Job who likes to hang out and go on adventures. I eat food and have normal grooming habits. My hobbies include going places, doing things, not going places, and not doing things. Likes: Things that are widely considered to be good. Dislikes: Things that are bad and strange. Looking for: Message me if: |
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Dec 13, 2017 02:08
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Ugh, now it seems like every new show has to have a token entirely non-ethnic character with no identity of any kind and a nondescript job. You might think that would defeat the whole purpose of token characters, and you would be right. |
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