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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I just want to see Kane win his chance to finally get revenge on Brock Lesnar for injuring him

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Dangerous Person posted:

But I want to watch anime instead

we discovered that on the arabic wwe site, eva marie is censored like she's a weiner in a hentee manga

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

dromal phrenia posted:

we discovered that on the arabic wwe site, eva marie is censored like she's a weiner in a hentee manga


Why is she still on their website

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

SatansOnion posted:

It could always be worse. He could have been reduced to selling merch

looks sadly in the direction of Gallows and Anderson

Remember when Noam Dar wanted to gently caress a pizza?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Dangerous Person posted:

Why is she still on their website

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

please have kane interrupted by woken matt hardy

bartok
May 10, 2006



Writer Cath posted:

Remember when Noam Dar wanted to gently caress a pizza?

That's the dream isn't it?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Kane looks old as gently caress lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kane wants to close the budget gap and yet he can't even close the gap in his teeth, smh

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

That's me

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
THEY'RE GENETIC FREAKS AND THEY ARE NOT NORMAL

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BURN IT DOWNNNN

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

dromal phrenia posted:

please have kane interrupted by woken matt hardy

I hope they keep Woken Matt long enough for a Kane feud. Also Kane, for that matter.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Didn't Rollins and Ambrose have mixed music for like one night. If I didn't imagine it I recall kinda liking it

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Writer Cath posted:

Remember when Noam Dar wanted to gently caress a pizza?

enzo had multiple stories about him wanting to gently caress chicken

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
vote for kane

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Why would an architect want to burn so many things down? Is Seth Rollins doing a Howard Roark gimmick?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Uh does that mean Kane's #1 contender for Brock at RR? :psyduck:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Uh does that mean Kane's #1 contender for Brock at RR? :psyduck:

Apparently whoever wins between him and Braun tonight gets the spot.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
good ol' brock, putting kane over to boost his polling

bartok
May 10, 2006



Brock vs. Kane in 2017 is weirder than Brock vs. Bob Holly in 2004.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
this is a very neck focused match

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Kane would beat Brock in a shoot. Brock couldn't handle his height and reach advantage

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

this is a very neck focused match

Bryan suggested Sheamus test out the strength of his neck by wrenching it as much as possible

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

this is a very neck focused match

Right? I can't stop cringing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I like the one legged alabama slamma.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
seth's knee vs sheamus' neck, whoever wins, we all go "ahhhh gross"

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jiro posted:

Right? I can't stop cringing.

Try not reading your posts!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Bryan suggested Sheamus test out the strength of his neck by wrenching it as much as possible

"no, go ahead, hang a man's weight off those vertebrae. the crunching sound is how you know your neck is juuuuuust fiiiiiiiiiine"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Seth Rollins just rubbed sheamus dick

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Try not reading your posts!

Too late! :psypop:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
the fuckin' arrow

bartok
May 10, 2006



That DICK! posted:

Seth Rollins just rubbed sheamus dick

The Bushwhacker special

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The Knee That Beat Sheamus

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Push El Burrito posted:

The Knee That Beat Sheamus

It only works if you start the sentence with "that's".

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

*ashes cigarette onto the floor, eyes you*

whats that you say kid? heh...

*strokes long gray beard*

yeah...yeah them rumors is true. a heel won a match once

*tips back a flask, coughs violently into sleeve*

it dont matter none now kid, best move on

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Has Kane beat Braun yet

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Somebody spoiler me, does Kevin Owens or anybody else murder Machine Gun Kelly at Tribute for the Troops?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RacistGuidingLight posted:

It only works if you start the sentence with "that's".

She Calls That That's The Knee That Beat Sheamus

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

drat the next total divas looks CRAY AS poo poo

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