Alabama Special Election: DATA CENTERS: CONSOLIDATED!!!!

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Who will win?
	Moore! grope
	Jones! shrugs, looks around who?

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

This is the thread for today's Alabama Special Election, to replace outgoing General Jeff "Elf" Sessions with either 1) a child rapist or 2) not a pedophile. In a normal world, this would be a no brainer, but this is Alabama post-escalator world. So the pedophile will probably win, to trigger the libs.

THE PEDOPHILE: Roy Moore (R <-- this is important), who loves Jesus, Jews, "the blacks", slavery too because why not, and teenage girls. But not gays. That's gross.

THE OTHER DUDE: Doug Jones (D), who loves prosecuting the KKK, being soft on crime (sad), and doing very little outreach to African American voters until recently.

Polls have opened at 7am, and will close at 7pm. :f5:

to see how bigly the child rapist wins thanks to complete GOP control of the state! Or :f5:

to see how bigly the dem wins in Alabama, because this is the chaos timeline.

Remember that if you wish to bet a probation or toxx on the outcome of this coinflip, please visit our one-off toxx thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839963

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:13

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:15

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

"probably" win lol

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:14

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

getting this thread caught up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3zvvKpN6k

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/940601175736451072
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/940610591785472000

https://twitter.com/Tomas_Verde/status/940620969844051968

https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/940600528261795840

quote:

Madison County (Huntsville): 3,411 absentee ballots sent, 2,696 received by Monday p.m.

August primary: 528 absentee votes
September runoff: 554

Montgomery County: 1,834 absentee ballot requests logged, 1,495 through Monday. "This is a huge increase for us� Circuit Clerk told us, saying for special elections usually that number is a couple hundred

Tuscaloosa County: 1,157 voters submitted absentee ballot applications� six times as many as primary and the runoff. County elex manager says they �usually base everything on the absentee requests" re: final turnout

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:17

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

SKULL.GIF posted:

getting this thread caught up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3zvvKpN6k

reminder that this story ends in Roy leaving his third friend to rape kids

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:17

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008

Pedophiles!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:18

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:18

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Frijolero posted:

why are you posting this dweeb in the alabama special election thread????? as far as i can tell he has nothing to do with it

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:19

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

The pedo is riding around on a horse being a pedophile

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:20

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

frank luntz is SHOCKED , my man
he's thinking bout those beans

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:20

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

if Moore does lose I'm gonna miss his little fancy cowboy act, between the gayest vest I've ever seen and the most pussy gun he whipped out to show how tough he is. Now riding his pretty little pony named Sassy. I'm gonna miss that dandy little bitch.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:20

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

sexpig by night posted:

if Moore does lose I'm gonna miss his little fancy cowboy act, between the gayest vest I've ever seen and the most pussy gun he whipped out to show how tough he is. Now riding his pretty little pony named Sassy. I'm gonna miss that dandy little bitch.

there�s always Lindsey graham

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:22

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

thinking bout the children

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:23

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Pick posted:

there�s always Lindsey graham

yea but he's just a boring elderly southern queen, I know a lot of those. Mr Fancy Cowboy Dandy is a new one.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:23

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

DOUG JONES!!!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:24

Serf: May 5, 2011

so how hard is moore gonna win this thing

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:24

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

sexpig by night posted:

if Moore does lose I'm gonna miss his little fancy cowboy act, between the gayest vest I've ever seen and the most pussy gun he whipped out to show how tough he is. Now riding his pretty little pony named Sassy. I'm gonna miss that dandy little bitch.

I will not.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:25

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

issuing a correction on the op

moore has only confirmed to liking one jew (one of his lawyers)

his satisfaction with other jews is still under investigation

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:28

platzapS: Aug 4, 2007

Polo-Rican posted:

First big alabama exit polls are out... seems like ~Jeb!~ is way in the lead

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:30

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Gringostar posted:

issuing a correction on the op

moore has only confirmed to liking one jew (one of his lawyers)

his satisfaction with other jews is still under investigation

big jew liker here

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:33

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

child sex pest Roy Moore gonna win bigly

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:38

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_BAdmGyKDw

yeehaw

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:38

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3zvvKpN6k

lol how do you accidentally wind up in a child brothel?
lol why does that guy call those kids "pretty"?

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:40

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Jones is going to win op and the Republicans are going to get triggered

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:43

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

when do polls start closing?

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:46

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

GlyphGryph posted:

when do polls start closing?

soon as a black person shows up

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:47

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

C. Everett Koop posted:

soon as a black person shows up

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:48

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Serf posted:

so how hard is moore gonna win this thing

Moore raped 20 underage girls, but it's Alabama and he's Republican so +13, Moore's favorite number.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:49

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

either a republican loses a senate seat in Alabama which would own or the people of Alabama elect a legit child predator pedophile who prowled malls which would be hilarious

tonight�s gonna own

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:51