I'm Cranky

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false flag post-op: May 13, 2009; Enjoy Every Sandvich

Everything is anger fuel. I don't know if it is "the Season" or whatever, but everything is crankifying.

Even my MANTRA of "Everything sucks, I don't care" has been failing me.

Post here if you are cranky too.

Maybe I just need a nap.

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:06

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hi cranky im Nooner (:

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:14

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

false flag post-op posted:

Everything is anger fuel. I don't know if it is "the Season" or whatever, but everything is crankifying.

Even my MANTRA of "Everything sucks, I don't care" has been failing me.

Post here if you are cranky too.

Maybe I just need a nap.

You need something warm to drink and a snooze. Do you have a nice blanket? A significant other to cuddle with? A cat or dog? A tree outside you like best?

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

free Nooner!! ! lol

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:15

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

yeah, im cranky too

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:38

Moxxis Endowment: Dec 11, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooner posted:

Hi cranky im Nooner (:

lol

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:42

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Take your meds ffs

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:46

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Also wack the old bird and lay down

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:52

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I get cranky a couple times a week. I have to tell my girlfriend "I'm cranky, don't talk to me or I'll be a bitch to you." Everything I see either makes me sad or pisses me off, and I always make sure to pass that feeling along to everyone else. The only cure as far as I can tell is to stew in your own bitterness and hope that tomorrow will feel different while knowing that it probably won't.

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:55

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

Have you tried seeing if weed or rubbing one out makes you feel better?

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:58

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Try reaching out, and touching the mentally ill

# ? Dec 15, 2017 07:00

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

ya i wanted to kill earlier but i smoked the happy smoke and

# ? Dec 15, 2017 07:06

Duckbox: Sep 7, 2007

Nooner posted:

Hi cranky im Nooner (:

# ? Dec 15, 2017 07:23

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

I'm baking some frownies over here. I'm a full on grumpapotamus.

# ? Dec 15, 2017 07:35

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Chinatown posted:

free Nooner!! ! lol

yah

# ? Dec 15, 2017 07:36

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Hi Cranky, I'm Daddio!

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:18

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

Nooner posted:

Hi cranky im Nooner (:

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:26

sword_man.gif: Apr 12, 2007; Fun Shoe

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:27

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Mariana Horchata posted:

ya i wanted to kill earlier but i smoked the happy smoke and

and now i don't finish my loving posts i guess

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:30

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

There are people without the usage of their legs who are living much fuller lives than you op
so yeah I'd be cranky too

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:30

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i'm pretty cranky today as well for some reason

# ? Dec 15, 2017 20:37

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

has anyone mentionned weed yet lol??? ahahah the good ol' maryjane????

# ? Dec 15, 2017 20:50

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

take a nap grandpa

# ? Dec 15, 2017 20:51

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

You can crank my dink

# ? Dec 15, 2017 20:54

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

You can crank my dink

dink my dunk iykwim

# ? Dec 15, 2017 20:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nooner posted:

Hi cranky im Nooner (:

# ? Dec 15, 2017 21:02

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

I�m cranky as poo poo

# ? Dec 15, 2017 21:44

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

dink my dunk iykwim

Ikwymbby

# ? Dec 15, 2017 22:11

Dean of Swing: Feb 22, 2012

C'mon Cranky
Take it to the fridge

# ? Dec 15, 2017 22:20

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

sword_man.gif posted:

Interesting trivia, he was one of the original Little Rascals

# ? Dec 15, 2017 22:35

Mr. Bones: Jan 2, 2011; ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

Hi Cranky, sorry for always skipping your house when I play DKC

# ? Dec 15, 2017 22:47

Otto Von Jizzmark: Dec 27, 2004

When we were younger and feeling down and cranky it always felt good to bully some nerd.

Now that we are older and bullying has been frowned upon all one can do is smoke meth when cranky.

# ? Dec 15, 2017 22:59

false flag post-op: May 13, 2009; Enjoy Every Sandvich

Maybe I should buy a boat.

# ? Dec 15, 2017 23:38

Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

false flag post-op posted:

Everything is anger fuel. I don't know if it is "the Season" or whatever, but everything is crankifying.

Even my MANTRA of "Everything sucks, I don't care" has been failing me.

Post here if you are cranky too.

Maybe I just need a nap.

Your penis or vagina has become a weepy hole and you need to shoot it off

Just blast your crotch area

# ? Dec 15, 2017 23:39