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Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
This thread originated as a brief discussion in the Rogue One thread [link: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3816334 ]. As promised, this thread is a place to discuss:
  • Whether or not The Last Jedi is a good movie
  • Which movies are better/worse than The Force Awakens
Please try not to spoil the movie too much within the first 72 hours of its release. If any mods want to weigh in on how we should proceed with spoilers, please feel free to contact me or post.

Personally, I cannot wait to see this movie. :v:

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Yeah, just use spoiler tags for like a week. Not everyone can see movies right away!

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
the A plot with luke, rey and kylo was really interesting. the B plot, however, was one of the most retarded things i've ever seen for a few reasons. poe and finn are loving idiots.

holdo's plan was actually really good and if it weren't for finn and rose bringing back DJ, it would've worked. the refugees would've snuck off to krait and waited for the fleet to pass. instead, poe's dumb loving plan almost gets everyone killed, and does actually get most resistance members killed. instead of being able to hyperjump away, they would've been stuck on the ship and also too far from krait to sneak over there..

also this movie was worse than R1 and TFA

Big Bowie Bonanza fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Dec 15, 2017

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer

GonSmithe posted:

Yeah, just use spoiler tags for like a week. Not everyone can see movies right away!

Thanks! Wonky schedules at my end means I won't be able to get out to see this until at least next week.

I noticed that there were a bunch of 1- and 2-star reviews on IMDB about this movie. Big, would you say that the negative posts on IMDB line up more with your take on the film (regarding the plot), or are people angry about multiple things? Like, they did not include another bad musical bit, did they?

IMDB posts: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
I think the imdb reviews are kind of dramatic but at the time of this post the audience review score on RT is in the mid 50s vs the 93% the critics gave and imo that is kind of telling. It is reflective of my feeling about it at least. The critics really hyped me and I was disappointed.

There are definitely multiple things to be upset about depending in your sensitivity to bad writing though.

Big Bowie Bonanza fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Dec 16, 2017

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
far worse than force awakens except for parts of the A-plot. somehow even worse than rogue one and closes in on prequel territory

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

the A plot with luke, rey and kylo was really interesting. the B plot, however, was one of the most retarded things i've ever seen for a few reasons. poe and finn are loving idiots.

holdo's plan was actually really good and if it weren't for finn and rose bringing back DJ, it would've worked. the refugees would've snuck off to krait and waited for the fleet to pass. instead, poe's dumb loving plan almost gets everyone killed, and does actually get most resistance members killed. instead of being able to hyperjump away, they would've been stuck on the ship and also too far from krait to sneak over there..

also this movie was worse than R1 and TFA

holdos plan was retarded and even if it wasn't retarded she could have just told everyone what they were planning. You know, like a leader is supposed to do. Her plan is to make poe angry so we can have a lovely plot about poe being angry because he doesn't know whats going on. The hyperdrive into another ship (aka use the transporter to beam over nukes) is the worst thing since midichlorians and was obviously only done cause they had no idea how to write themselves out of a terrible plot.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
Maybe going a bit far here but the more I think about it it may have been worse than rots and tpm too

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the most important parts of the A plot are pretty damned good and I like Adam Driver's Kylo Ren a lot. Without that i'd say its for sure worse than rots.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
Yeah I will say that Adam Driver has been far and away the most outstanding part of both TFA and TLJ for me

Expired Vitamin
Jul 3, 2017

Beyond what has been covered so far, it bothers me that there is still no sense of scale about how big the First Order really is compared to the Galactic Empire or the Republic.

Expired Vitamin fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Dec 16, 2017

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
It's yuge.

All jokes aside, thanks for the posts! I'm quite happy to hear that they did not somehow screw up Kylo Ren, as he does bring some intensity to the story. Cannot wait to see this, even if it turns out to be worse than the weakest parts of the franchise (or the holiday special).

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Expired Vitamin posted:

Beyond what has been covered so far, it bothers me that there is still no sense of scale about how big the First Order really is compared to the Galactic Empire or the Republic.

You'd think it'd be way smaller since they're just a remnant of an empire that's been beaten back for decades. Even if the Republic had been supremely lazy, there's no way they could've amassed as much power as they did.

Now, if they'd put the Rakata in the official canon as the backers of the First Order it'd handwave a lot of the logistical problems and explain how the hell they were able to build the starkiller.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
No exaggeration, at least an hour and a half of of this movie is straight-up filler in service of nothing / toy commercial.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Pneub posted:

No exaggeration, at least an hour and a half of of this movie is straight-up filler in service of nothing / toy commercial.

Llama bunny chase, and, much to my dismay, Captain Phasma were the biggest problems. I was super stoked that Gwendoline Christie was supposedly being given more screen time/more to do in this one, and it boils down to having like, one line and being in a lackluster fight. She's the most overtly toyetic thing about the new films even beyond Porgs.

And the bunny llama stuff/the whole arms dealer city sequence was basically filler to engineer the payoff of the final shot. It was too zany and cartoony in the context of a movie that is essentially about the slow, inescapable death of the hope that one generation could pass on something good of themselves to their future, in ways both literal and figurative ( although the way the whole sequence ends, with the realization that profiteers work on both sides and the subsequent betrayal by Del Toro, does give us more of those themes to chew on and lets us and see that kind of fatalistic cynicism affects more people than just Rey, Luke and Kylo.)

The third act was loving amazing however, visually and narratively it felt like a huge spur in the movie's flank that got everybody sitting straight up again. I have nothing but good things to say about basically everything that happened after the goddamn incredible hyperspace ram scene. And, Adam Driver is consistently the best thing about the whole film. He just kills it in every scene he's in. So does Kelly Marie Tran, honestly.

TFA seemed to leap more energetically off the screen at every turn: it was giddy, glorious, blow this thing and go home STAR WARS! Last Jedi is definitely more the grim, Empire Strikes Back vibe and unfortunately I think it loses some of that power to jhave whole audiences leaning in to the screen like TFA did, in service of its grander, darker and more thematic ambitions.

The parts that work, work brilliantly enough to vault them to the top of the series as a whole. The parts that don't... just make the movie a lot longer than it has to be and play moderate havoc with the tone.

strangemusic fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Dec 17, 2017

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Worse.

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
I cannot wait for the Rifftrax treatment of this.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Liked the movie a whole lot though pretty much the entire Finn/Poe/Rose plot could have been avoided if Leia or Holdo just loving told Poe the plan

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Much more uneven than TFA/R1. Not sure if it's better overall. I did really like the new ships (bomber, star destroyers) and the new gorilla AT-ATs but literally all of the Star Wars films have had excellent ship designs.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Much more uneven than TFA/R1. Not sure if it's better overall.

Definitely agreed on this. The dull parts are really dull, but the good parts are really good. Of the former...

Improbable Lobster posted:

pretty much the entire Finn/Poe/Rose plot could have been avoided if Leia or Holdo just loving told Poe the plan

That whole plot really feels like it should've been either rewritten, reedited, or thrown in the bin entirely, because as it is, it really comes across as tho Rian Johnson either was blissfully unaware of how absurdly pointless it all was while making it, or else, given how much he loves playing around with expectations thruout the rest of the movie, was deliberately trolling the audience by telling such a lengthy shaggy dog story with a straight face.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
If there was a reason to not tell anyone like Leia suspecting a spy or something it would have been perfectly fine

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
then they'd have to find the spy before transferring to the transports and that would have made for a much better b-plot. a finn and poe detective story.

also finn was able to jump away in another ship and wasn't tracked so why didn't they just do that? nothing in this stupid movie makes any sense.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
also why not jump your support ships into the big ship that's tracking you. they're toast either way so its not a real sacrifice.
'
stupid, stupid movie.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

strangemusic posted:

The parts that work, work brilliantly enough to vault them to the top of the series as a whole. The parts that don't... just make the movie a lot longer than it has to be and play moderate havoc with the tone.

I don't know if I'd go that far, but I agree with most of your observations. I think there is a collection of really good scenes in here, with a mishmash of both good and bad ideas, but it's all edited together so poorly. It feels like the Rain Johnson hands you a bunch of tied up string and says "here, you untangle this. I have to go."

A good edit and a couple re-shoots and inserts could really do wonders to this movie.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
The Luke/Rey/Kylo plot was great. Hamill did a great job of balancing the forelorn, sad old Master with the humor and snark that was deep down and bubbled to the surface from time to time "I can feel something!" "That's the Force!"
*smack*
. This may have been Luke at his coolest, from his use of the Force down to the shoulder brush after the AT-AT barrage and even the wink to C3PO.

I really didn't like Kylo in TFA, but I am completely sold now. Driver and Ridley sold the tension so well. The team-up and split up in the throne room was one of my favorite scenes. A lot of people riffed on it as a rip-off of ROTJ, but I thought it used that background to actually make me wonder which way the characters would go. I honestly wasn't sure who would turn, and "nobody" was my last guess in the moment.

I also appreciated the cameo by Yoda and how they finally gave a glimpse of how force ghosts are "more powerful than you can possibly imagine".

Poe is my favorite non-Jedi character, and Oscar Isaac was still on point, but I found his plot strange. The opening scene was one of the best action bits. But they really need to put Poe out in the field instead of Rose or Finn. He is the character that has the Han Solo swagger that is needed for the non-Force-centric plots. The lesson he learns: don't take risks and blindly follow the chain of command is stupid.

Rose: please kill. Was terrible. Her actions in the final bit were beyond dumb.

Finn needs something more to his character than "knows everything about all First Order ships/bases because he mopped there once".

Overall, I liked the Jedi plot better than TFA, but the B-plot was lacking. Worth seeing for the main plot.

Sax Offender fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Dec 20, 2017

slime_golem
Jul 14, 2011

At this rate, the American dollar won't be worth the foreskins they're printed on.
I will admit that Rose was a completely useless character and that the last scene with Finn was some of the dumbest poo poo I've seen.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i only watched the RLM review because gently caress paying NYC prices for movies. it sounded like a mess that needed editing

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

get that OUT of my face posted:

i only watched the RLM review because gently caress paying NYC prices for movies. it sounded like a mess that needed editing

It's a great 100 minute movie.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Garbage: gravity bombs in space in the stupidest imaginable bomber design, Poe winning half a battle on his own in the opening sequence, Leia loving force flying back out of space (felt extremely farcical), BB-8 killing like 10,000 people on his own, Snoke just dying without any real explanation as to his background other than "generic new bad guy," loving porgs overstayed their welcome, the entire Rose/Finn plot in the last third was remarkably stupid and pointless, Rose ramming Finn's ship to "save him," the purple-haired Vice Admiral almost getting everyone killed by inspiring a mutiny via zany miscommunications, the Republic forces being so incredibly puny/non-existent in the first place, hyperdrive used as a superweapon trump card does not seem right in the star wars universe

Good: Surprisingly, the Rey/Kylo/Luke stuff all came together extremely well and I really ended up getting into their plot despite thinking Kylo and Rey were pretty weak characters in VII, Luke was cool (although I wasnt a fan of how he died, even if it seemed clear he had to die somehow), Yoda was cool, the last stand mounted on the planet was pretty cool, also the casino city was cool in theory as a setting even though the plot there was garbage

Overall, a notch below VII.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Pneub posted:

It's a great 100 minute movie.
why does every big-budget tentpole movie these days need to be well over 2 hours long

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

get that OUT of my face posted:

why does every big-budget tentpole movie these days need to be well over 2 hours long

This rear end in a top hat.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Snoke had more development and plot relevance than The Emperor did in the OT.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Improbable Lobster posted:

Snoke had more development and plot relevance than The Emperor did in the OT.

Young fool, only now at the end in the middle do you understand...

Wonderful Bread
Nov 11, 2013
It's garbage. The whole thing.

I can see the dreams it had to be a smart and proficient film, but they wind up staying as dreams in the end product. It has zero confidence in its ability to stand on its own while simultaneously wanting to rebel against expectations and the franchise as a whole, resulting in sheer and complete idiocy. It's not quite as awful as Rogue One, but it seemingly tries to be.

The ending frame was particularly insulting. Felt like something Ron Howard or Roland Emmerich would use to cap a film.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Improbable Lobster posted:

Snoke had more development and plot relevance than The Emperor did in the OT.

Palpatine could do more with a single sneer than Snoke did in his whole 'performance'

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

get that OUT of my face posted:

i only watched the RLM review because gently caress paying NYC prices for movies. it sounded like a mess that needed editing

Get a MoviePass dude! $10 a month

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Worse than TFA. Better than Rogue One, which I do not consider Star Wars.


Edit: I thought the extra 45 min in movies now was due to rising ticket prices. Bollywood movies are 4 hours long because a movie ticket is a big investment for a lot of people there and they want their money's worth.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Moola posted:

Palpatine could do more with a single sneer than Snoke did in his whole 'performance'

Not really

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Lol

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