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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The question became, " Who drank the red punch?"

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Nooner I wouldn't try to buddy up to that swan I hear she's a real ice queen

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

these hot dogs are all cold, i've touched every single one of them

cnut
May 3, 2016

I hope somebody with a Doobie av shows up.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I love how these tell a story that would realistically happen to goons

dregma
Nov 4, 2004

I want my empire back, you son of a bitch!
Outside on the bright streets, there's been a drunken car crash and much lamenting about there being no dogs in the frankfurter rolls.

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Spinster posted:

The Comedy Goldmine has a lot of very funny MS Paint and Photoshop threads. A few months ago I did one with drawings based on usernames, sooooo fun to do because everyone has such amazing ones, it's on the first page titled " I made something for you, GBS."

Would have pm'ed you this, get plat.

Thanks. I'll look for that thread. The concept sounds familiar. No platinum for me, though. This is the last $10 I'll ever give SomethingAwful.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

dregma posted:

Outside on the bright streets, there's been a drunken car crash and much lamenting about there being no dogs in the frankfurter rolls.


lol

edit: For a moment there, I thought my av was so small that he was handling red blood cells

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Spinster posted:

The question became, " Who drank the red punch?"



Hot flamingo-on-ice swan action!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Spinster posted:

Ride the Gravitron has his revenge



aw man i told you not to use snl pizza trump :smith:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
also what the hell kinda cocktail cups have handles on the side this isn't tea

like you went out of your way to add them

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

dregma posted:

Outside on the bright streets, there's been a drunken car crash and much lamenting about there being no dogs in the frankfurter rolls.



This is adorable and I recognize the avs! Awesome

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Alan Smithee posted:

also what the hell kinda cocktail cups have handles on the side this isn't tea

like you went out of your way to add them

Punch bowl cups?


Ingrate.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Alan Smithee posted:

also what the hell kinda cocktail cups have handles on the side this isn't tea

like you went out of your way to add them

No lsd punch for you.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

super macho dude posted:

No lsd punch for you.
A goon party would be the party where someone wastes an entire sheet of LSD on random GBS posters.

cnut
May 3, 2016

dregma posted:

Outside on the bright streets, there's been a drunken car crash and much lamenting about there being no dogs in the frankfurter rolls.



:mmmhmm:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mind the walrus posted:

A goon party would be the party where someone wastes an entire sheet of LSD on random GBS posters.

That's basically just Fyad

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



why would dick be feminine? get a brain

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

why would dick be feminine? get a brain

gently caress

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Don’t question an artists work

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

why would dick be feminine? get a brain

*ahem* well you see...

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

why would dick be feminine? get a brain

actually in french,

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Me: *drunk and talking at a very uncomfortable goon* (hic!) when you think about it, the dick is actually the most effeminate part of a man's body...

cnut
May 3, 2016

Go on... :allears:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

cnut posted:

Go on... :allears:

...well because it's all bouncy and curvy. Like a boob. Or a big girly butt.

cnut
May 3, 2016

:thunk:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


"i'm not actually gay for getting turned on by dicks, because they remind me of girls' boobs and butts"

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
mine is rigid & shaped like a sea-shell

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
AW please draw pictures of us with huge boobs

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

"i'm not actually gay for getting turned on by dicks, because they remind me of girls' boobs and butts"

Who said I wasn't gay? I'm gay as hell.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Who said I wasn't gay? I'm gay as hell.

Awesome, NOW DRAW


:downs:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Spinster posted:

Awesome, NOW DRAW


:downs:

My fingers are raw and bloody from drawing literally dozens of dragons, it's taking me longer than normal.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
33 dragons.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Just label your dragons as various goons and call it a night.

Or start sketching in your finger blood.

I am not picky.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

Just label your dragons as various goons and call it a night.

Or start sketching in your finger blood.

I am not picky.

lol the real delay is it’s my wife’s birthday and I’m baking her a cake. Once that’s done I’ll draw some goons.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

lol the real delay is it’s my wife’s birthday and I’m baking her a cake. Once that’s done I’ll draw some goons.

Thank you Applewhite!

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I love every single post in this thread. I really wish I could draw anything better than stick figures to contribute. Really good thread spinster!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i appreciate your dedication and craft op

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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