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PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


.gif that entire scene

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Fitz Wick

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

PlasticAutomaton posted:

.gif that entire scene

This

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?

PlasticAutomaton posted:

.gif that entire scene

You drat right.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Enoch is good

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Enoch owns

Also by killing all the side characters they're really leaning into the whole "nothing here matters because we're gonna undo all this" huh?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



:rip: Ben, the fat idiot who could've saved himself by shooting the kid, Tess, Cassius

Purge all the new people!

Cassius' brother turning on the inhibitor was pretty funny.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

:rip: Ben, the fat idiot who could've saved himself by shooting the kid, Tess, Cassius

Purge all the new people!

Cassius' brother turning on the inhibitor was pretty funny.

I mean I'm assuming they can remove that with a knife. Or it'll get hit with a rock or something at just the right time.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

:rip: Ben, the fat idiot who could've saved himself by shooting the kid, Tess, Cassius

Purge all the new people!

Cassius' brother turning on the inhibitor was pretty funny.

Cassius isn't dead. He got cut by a butter knife.

The only way you'd even come close dying from that is if someone did that to you in the wilderness or Mt. Everest or something.

You would be distracted by it, though.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

ashpanash posted:

Cassius isn't dead. He got cut by a butter knife.

The only way you'd even come close dying from that is if someone did that to you in the wilderness or Mt. Everest or something.

You would be distracted by it, though.

You're not taking into account that Simmons has that doctor precision

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

No Butt Stuff posted:

You're not taking into account that Simmons has that doctor precision

I am taking into account that he got sliced on the left side of his neck, not his throat. Ok, maybe that's where Kree have their aortas. But I'm also taking into account the fact that the actor was kind of cowering and reacting to what was happening during the escape scene as opposed to playing dead or badly wounded after the knife slice.

Like, the only way that kills you is in three weeks because of an infection.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



ashpanash posted:

I am taking into account that he got sliced on the left side of his neck, not his throat. Ok, maybe that's where Kree have their aortas. But I'm also taking into account the fact that the actor was kind of cowering and reacting to what was happening during the escape scene as opposed to playing dead or badly wounded after the knife slice.

Like, the only way that kills you is in three weeks because of an infection.

Ya you are right. C'mon Jemma you should've use more force!

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

ashpanash posted:

I am taking into account that he got sliced on the left side of his neck, not his throat. Ok, maybe that's where Kree have their aortas. But I'm also taking into account the fact that the actor was kind of cowering and reacting to what was happening during the escape scene as opposed to playing dead or badly wounded after the knife slice.

Like, the only way that kills you is in three weeks because of an infection.

I hope shows up next week with a little scar and is like "Not all species keep their testicles in the same place. Also their aorta."

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Loved the back-and-forth re: Fitz

"How is Fitz even here?"
"I dunno, he just...showed up out of nowhere with his own spaceship!"
"....that's a baller move."
:allears:

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Ya you are right. C'mon Jemma you should've use more force!

It was a butter knife, have you tried cutting a tomato with a butter knife?

Holy poo poo with the cast die off though.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!
Cutting Kassius wasn't to kill him. It was a gigantic "gently caress you" due to his obsession with beauty and loathing of physical imperfections like scars. Which is how she was introduced to him in the first place more-or-less. It's a "you'll remember me you little punk" cut.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Do we know how long this "pod" is? They're almost out of new cast members to kill off.

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


Rename this show Agents of FITZ

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Rhyno posted:

Do we know how long this "pod" is? They're almost out of new cast members to kill off.

Ten episodes so we're a bit over halfway through.

Zebulon posted:

Cutting Kassius wasn't to kill him. It was a gigantic "gently caress you" due to his obsession with beauty and loathing of physical imperfections like scars. Which is how she was introduced to him in the first place more-or-less. It's a "you'll remember me you little punk" cut.

Good catch.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I knew Kasius’ brother looked/sounded familiar.

He’s Samuel Roukin, who played Captain Simcoe on Turn: Washington’s Spies.



He was a great psychopath on that show, too.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Lord Simcoe.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Regy Rusty posted:

Oh my god Howard Hamlin lmao

god drat I knew I recognized that smug rear end in a top hat from somewhere :allears:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

GobiasIndustries posted:

god drat I knew I recognized that smug rear end in a top hat from somewhere :allears:

He was also on Lucifer earlier this season as the shrink’s ex-husband. Dude has had a steady career for a long time.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

PlasticAutomaton posted:

.gif that entire scene

also play somehow make sure metal plays in the background

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/949568766911791106

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
20 years from now, Fitz runs SHIELD and crashes through walls shirtless on a fuckin’ rocketbike because he is the true heir to Fury. What a fuckin’ guy.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo. How does this show keep getting better?

Also if you're going for shock deaths, this. This is how you loving do them. Seriously Shield has produced more "HOLY poo poo!" moments than like the last 3 seasons of the Walking Dead how the gently caress are the ratings so inverse

Arist posted:

Enoch owns

Also by killing all the side characters they're really leaning into the whole "nothing here matters because we're gonna undo all this" huh?

I'm not convinced, I think the survivors might be the people who built the past Lighthouse.

Also I think Framework Hope is going to appear again at some point. She's been brought up like three times.

GLOSS posted:

Fitz just casually icing everyone is the best

I was a little surprised he was using an Icer in that context.

I did kind of want Fitz to cross a bit more of a line from his Hydra days, but I can see why they didn't. Like when Ben was about to be put down, have him go "You know what? If he LIED to you let me waste the prick!" sort of thing, since he was dead anyway.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Jan 6, 2018

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Gonz posted:

I knew Kasius’ brother looked/sounded familiar.

He’s Samuel Roukin, who played Captain Simcoe on Turn: Washington’s Spies.



He was a great psychopath on that show, too.

I love how here in Canada, we have tons of stuff named after what are the villains of American shows about the Revolution. Like in my hometown, there were tons of schools and poo poo named after Cornwallis, and where I live now, Simcoe is a common street name.


How can anyone not have a massive crush on her? Also Kasius texting someone between scenes.

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

Blazing Ownager posted:

I did kind of want Fitz to cross a bit more of a line from his Hydra days, but I can see why they didn't. Like when Ben was about to be put down, have him go "You know what? If he LIED to you let me waste the prick!" sort of thing, since he was dead anyway.

I was kinda hoping he'd cut a deal with Kasius on the side: you "send" them to the roaches, I'll pay you for them and pick them up for myself. Kasius would get to keep playing dictator and still profit.

Edit: Then again, he doesn't have any actual money to back that up.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




ApathyGifted posted:

I was kinda hoping he'd cut a deal with Kasius on the side: you "send" them to the roaches, I'll pay you for them and pick them up for myself. Kasius would get to keep playing dictator and still profit.

Edit: Then again, he doesn't have any actual money to back that up.

Enoch's still been active the entire time so he actually might be loaded.

Anyway, when Flint disappeared, I thought Enoch made a move and grabbed him too, at first.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

RareAcumen posted:

Enoch's still been active the entire time so he actually might be loaded.

Anyway, when Flint disappeared, I thought Enoch made a move and grabbed him too, at first.

Fitz has quite the reputation now. I wonder if Enoch actually did all that stuff, just to make this story a bit more believable.
"I had to kill everyone in that space station. How else would you get your reputation as a cold blooded murderer of entire families?"
Enoch is a cool buddy.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

How can anyone not have a massive crush on her? Also Kasius texting someone between scenes.

Behind the scenes stuff is always entertaining, especially when it involves heavy costuming/makeup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-M4htgqNak

(this was something they'd do for exercise during the filming, but they decided to throw it into the credits for fun)

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
Season 5, Episode 6: "Fun and Games"

https://i.imgur.com/IvnHs9k.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/sWDJrke.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/2rx19X7.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/5iNSxNx.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/eIpUigO.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/mA4lPSP.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/sBJy7uw.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/GGEexXL.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/27Ya0qz.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/1utORod.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/Xoy01zP.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/KlZWF7t.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/a4pjJTI.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/IUMv6VL.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/tDo5vTE.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/AdTr54j.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/6B6a9PS.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/clqTlJp.gifv

You would think this was the season finale with the number of gif-able moments.

Bonus:
Low-hanging fruit, but I feel bad for making this.
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=mA4lPSP&v=0OR9C5PZNaU

PunkBoy fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jan 6, 2018

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Should have stabbed him in the eye, Jemma. Even a butter knife would cause some damage there.
I hope she bad-asses up to match the high bar set by Fitz.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Somehow I missed whats her name's death.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




twistedmentat posted:

Somehow I missed whats her name's death.

Tess, and they discovered that she'd been killed by walking into a room with her strung up and stabbed already.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

He sure took his death in stride. He barely flinched there.
I guess that's what you get if your name is Ben.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Enoch I'm really rooting to stick around as an occasional character on the show. He's loving awesome.

cant cook creole bream posted:

He sure took his death in stride. He barely flinched there.
I guess that's what you get if your name is Ben.

Good thing that steel ball just tossed Daisy around instead of plowing through her shoulder like a railgun

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Something that's been bugging me about that idiotic Kree slave trade scheme is that uninhibiting Daisy is kind of a bold move, considering she has the reputation for breaking a whole goddamn planet. With what the possibility of breaking the station.

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
I just told myself it was because it was a bank shot, seemed plausible enough.

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