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Piell has a new favorite as of 02:10 on Jun 22, 2020 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:11 |
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This is extremely unsettling
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 02:43 |
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This thread has got a million times worse since it turned into chatbot logs. Please stop spamming the thread with the same poo poo
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 03:38 |
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The ones with riders are great because it will quite often get a perfectly fine horse but a nightmare rider Sometimes it all goes wrong Piell has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Apr 2, 2021 |
# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 03:32 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Some new Pokemon just dropped. Magikarp Eggs is brilliant, the only possible option for something worse than a magikarp
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 23:15 |
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Piell has a new favorite as of 04:52 on Nov 14, 2021 |
# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 04:45 |
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 19:58 |
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Figured I would do a classic
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 01:51 |
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Phlegmish posted:Seems about right Ah, but see what the future holds!
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 19:43 |
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Hempuli posted:Yeah, fair point; I'm aware of that and should've used better wording there (and actually when watching the video I spent a bit of time looking at details to see if they'd "morph" in that way moving objects do when being hallucinated by an NN. I very much like "I'm From A Mitch"
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 04:33 |
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https://twitter.com/DSzymborski/status/1516091796689985539
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 18:10 |
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Best-Tasting Sandwichquote:This is a recipe for the best-tasting sandwich that exists. Most disgusting sandwich (second try, "worst-tasting sandwich" got stuck endlessly listing slices of different animals) quote:This is a recipe for the most disgusting sandwich that exists. Piell has a new favorite as of 03:00 on Apr 25, 2022 |
# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 02:57 |
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Zereth posted:Man, the AIs have gotten too good, those sandwich recipes are, like. Things you could actually make, and not bizarre dada nonsense. I miss when they'd demand you use slices of milk or something. To be fair one of the many ingredients things the "worst-tasting sandwich" asked for was a slice of skunk egg
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 13:37 |
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I agree, cucumber is at best a waste of space that you could put good thingsquote:Some chumps think that cucumber is a good sandwich ingredient. This is wrong for five reasons Piell has a new favorite as of 16:24 on Apr 25, 2022 |
# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 16:19 |
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feedmyleg posted:Some new wisdom just dropped: The Law of Conserving Viles and the Caveman's Wish are very true
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# ¿ May 9, 2022 18:27 |
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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1524184009940606977
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# ¿ May 11, 2022 01:55 |
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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1524560931233181697 https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1524563134035505154 https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1524568128960749575 https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1524571757788766211
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# ¿ May 12, 2022 03:25 |
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This is just Second Life
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 02:48 |
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My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this. — Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) January 3, 2018 As The Daily Beast reported on Tuesday, Wolff’s book will also allege that Trump “has had a longtime affair with Ann Coulter, who has consoled him over the phone after Melania has gone to bed.” Wolff’s book will reportedly also mention that, after the 2016 election, Trump’s three oldest children were “terrified” at the prospect of their father becoming president. The Daily Beast noted that Wolff will write, “Trump’s children had learned to live with their father’s dysfunction.” The Daily Beast reported that Wolff’s book will also mention that Trump, “who had previously preferred as his entertainment to watch television in his room, now spent hours in the West Wing,” often watching old movies. The book will reportedly claim Trump “had become obsessed with the movie Patton,” eventually having his own copy which he would watch “two, three, sometimes four times a week.” Wolff wrote that Trump would watch the film “late at night,” and would, “afterward, solicit people’s views on the general, whom he saw as an early version of himself: both short (five feet seven inches) and a general.”
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 21:06 |
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covfefe,” I mean to say that is how much I wish I knew what “covfefe” was, is, or means. I am not entirely convinced I want to know the answer to it. I want to know what it means, but it feels like knowing the meaning of covfefe has a lot of unintended consequences. Like covfefe, the question of what “covfefe” means feels like a lot of unintended consequences. When you look at the fact that the word “covfefe” was coined in real life by a guy named Donald Trump and you notice that the President isn’t actually using it anymore (for now), the whole question of what covfefe means has even more unintended consequences than just that one. But if Donald Trump isn’t the one to decide what covfefe means, it seems safe to assume that it means a lot of things that aren’t good. Now covfefe has gotten its own Twitter account! The first Tweet on the account reads, “Coverage is now being prioritized over substance.” We could all agree that that isn’t a good thing. And on the other hand, maybe it isn’t a bad thing to cover covfefe. It’s a lot of different things. Like the old saying goes: you have to choose your words carefully. This feels like one of those times. I would love to hear what you think the unintended consequences of covfefe mean, especially if you think I’m wrong. And then we can go on from there.
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 21:41 |
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Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Chalmers: Yeah. [Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror] Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to... [He pulls out a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli] Skinner: ...slap some ravioli on a plate? [He does so and brings it out to Chalmers, who is horrified] Chalmers: Is that...ravioli? Skinner: Chef Boyardee's finest. Chalmers: You actually think I would eat that swill? Skinner: Well, I'm sure it's not that bad. Chalmers: It is that bad! It's atrocious! Skinner: But...my mother used to make it for me. Chalmers: Your mother was a saint. [Chalmers leaves in a huff] Skinner: But...I put ketchup on i
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# ¿ May 17, 2022 18:22 |
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Brawnfire posted:Gift ideas! Okay quote:The best gift to give is love quote:A decent gift to give is a gift card to a favourite restaurant or store. quote:The worst gift to give is a jar of mayonnaise.
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# ¿ May 18, 2022 03:26 |
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Did someone say piratequote:A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” quote:Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? quote:Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? You would think that having to walk out into the fresh air with one of the most disgusting substances known to man being ejected all over your body would bring back any desire for showering, but when did you last see a pirate do that anyway? It is true that there is only one type of pirate – a scruffy, dirty, stinking pirate. And the only time a pirate shaves is when he is on the way to a battle. The idea of a shower-loving, clean, fresh pirate is so far from reality that pirates are considered to be beyond our understanding, an anomaly, a freak of nature. I suppose they are. But as I have already mentioned, one of my favourite pirates, Captain Jack Sparrow, is anything but normal. It is difficult to reconcile his obsession with cleanliness, but then it is also difficult to believe that this man, who seems to have all his own worldly goods, and the vast sum of $1 million could easily be a common scallywag.
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# ¿ May 21, 2022 14:52 |
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nothing to see here, just normal frasier Normal Frasier likes to drink wine There is nothing unusual about this. Many people enjoy drinking wine. Normal Frasier likes to drink his tea with milk and sugar Normal Frasier would probably put milk and sugar in his tea. Normal Frasier likes to play tennis Yes Normal Frasier likes to drink a glass of milk with dinner. There is nothing abnormal about this. Piell has a new favorite as of 23:57 on May 27, 2022 |
# ¿ May 27, 2022 23:50 |
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Write Harry Potter but Harry Potter is replaced by Grittyquote:Gritty Potter was a young wizard who grew up on the mean streets of London. He was never quite sure where his next meal would come from, or if he would even have a place to sleep at night. But he did know one thing: he was magic. Write The Lord of the Rings but Frodo is replaced by Gritty quote:The Lord of the Rings: Gritty Edition Write Jurassic Park but the T-Rex is replaced by Gritty quote:Jurassic Park, but the T-Rex is replaced by Gritty.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 03:34 |
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 14:04 |
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feedmyleg posted:
I dunno, Ebert liked it quote:I am so glad I went to see this hilarious family-friendly comedy remake of "Lord of the Rings." Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson absolutely steals the show as he plays every single role, from the main characters to even the background extras. His performances are truly impressive and he manages to bring something new and unique to each character.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2022 18:54 |
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Icedude posted:Someone made a twitch channel that's just constant GPT-3 generated Seinfeld episodes: Been watching this for the past hour
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 19:54 |
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https://twitter.com/JoINrbs/status/1624351822621315072 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCNW1OCk_M
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 17:45 |
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Having abandoned God, Skinner turns to the devil for help https://clips.twitch.tv/ApatheticScrumptiousTildeTheRinger-Wgxl3i0zBkIywan4
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 04:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:11 |
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Lazy_Liberal posted:
Yeah they changed it after this happened https://twitter.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1736533308849443121
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 23:11 |