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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Beer-battered mayonaisse. :stonklol:

(I can wholeheartedly believe that if someone were to sell ramen noodle sliders, it'd be in Philly.)

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

Laminated bacon and enormous pickle tacos,
Salted caramel soda and ranch-brined tofu,
Burger with fries tied on with string,

We didn't start the fire!
It was always burning, since the world's been turning

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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CROSS BREEDER X is pretty good, but it feels like it's missing something. SUPER CROSS BREEDER X would be aces.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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This one was definitely made by a cat.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Neural Blender always does okay with one eye, but fucks up the other.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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"neural blender"

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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This is exactly what I imagine the comics would look like in a newspaper meant for higher dimensional beings. Like I'm seeing a weird, nonsensical cross-section because I can't turn it slempways.

Edit for content:

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Giving it movie posters was an inspired idea.







The prompt for the third one is 'Elden Ring by Hayao Miyazaki'

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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No such thing as bad publicity!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I'm not sure what's funnier, that about one in every four people would rather go to hell than invent Star Wars, or that only about one in every four people would rather go to hell than invent Star Wars.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF ProcGen: I think, for me, maybe my leg didn't need me after all
:hmmyes:


Yeah, it just keeps hitting me with the :smith:

quote:

I like to think that my posts are funny, but my brother said there was some of the stuff I wrote about him I should take out because I think some people might have taken it the wrong way.

So that’s what I’m doing.

I’m removing a few of the posts where I was being a little hard on him. So some of the stuff I had on this page has been removed.

I know that it took a lot of courage for him to tell me he had depression. I wish I had told him, “I don’t think that is a very good thing for me to say”.

I don’t know why I thought I had the right to say that. My parents told me I didn’t have that right.

He’s not my kid anymore. We aren’t in this close of a relationship anymore.

I’m really sad about that.

I was hoping for a self-own and instead I got a story about someone who alienated their whole family by joking about their kid brother's depression.

Edit:

quote:

"You're not funny, girl dick," said the entire internet in unison.

(Photo: VH1)

Here's hoping that the next time your family is trying to name your baby's genitals, you have just a little more of a sense of humor, because you've got another vagina coming home with you.

If you think this is an exaggeration, don't worry: The term "vagina-tron" isn't actually a thing, but there is a Twitter account named that. And while the definition of the word "vagina" is "the lower part of the human female reproductive system," vaginas apparently don't know the definition of the word "tron."

The account's description promises "weird, sexy things," but all the tweets consist of are selfies of women posing with their vaginas, which aren't actually being "vagina-troned."
:stonklol:

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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13 was a loving sucker punch.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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PYF ProcGen: I was having a good time, until I saw her breasts.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I could've sworn "If you want to catch a cat, it's better to play with it than chase it." was just a saying that already exists, but nobody I've talked to has heard it before. Did the AI just generate it out of whole cloth?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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That's how I interpreted it, yeah.

Reminds me of that Tumblr post where someone made up a bunch of fake southern-isms that all made sense. (My favorite of which was "don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got cows.")

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Those ships are genuinely cool.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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:allears:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Oldstench posted:

Metal album cover artists are about to have a real bad time.
ai_metal_bot says they were already in trouble.

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1532180202117386240

https://twitter.com/metal_bot_v2/status/1527704485887344642

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1531514566085160960

Edit:

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1529182989380464640

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Obliterated on impact by that last sentence.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I an fully ready to believe that Nic Cage would go after a movie role because he heard from some guy in a restaurant that Skeletor rode a horse once.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Those are some very believable draft chaff commons. I'd probably even run a Tesla Fire in a deck if I was drafting red and the set had a lot of X/1s.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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https://twitter.com/funnycats22/status/1536643746778992641

Personal favorite is top left on the second tweet.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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You never said the eggplant had to be HIS head.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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ha haha...

ha...

:smith:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Jokymi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1onxri0duN0

That's actually not a bad punchline.
Extremely on-brand, yeah. Timeless but toothless.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I've been spending the past fifteen minutes trying to get an interesting conversation of a giant slug and a killer robot both badly pretending to be human at each other and I think now it's just loving with me.

quote:

A first date conversation between a giant sentient slug from Venus and a killer robot from Mars. Both are pretending to be human, but they're very bad at it.

Slug: What do you like most about having skin?


Robot: I like the way it feels when I'm touching myself.

Slug: That's not what I meant.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF ProcGen: That's not what I meant.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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quote:

Fred Durst:
I'm the perfect anime waifu.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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quote:

So a discord I'm in has been churning out "nonexistent bands" on neuralblender.

Here's some of mine:
1. Testicle
2. Dragon Autopsy
3.
The lovely Beatles
4. Nickelback 2: The Re-Back
5. Creedence Clearwater Revival 2
6. The Who 2
7. Led Zeppelin 3

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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quote:

Lyrics to "Bruce Springsteen Ate The Pants I Gave Him As A Birthday Present" by Weird Al Yankovic

I bought Bruce Springsteen a pair of pants
For his birthday, I was feeling grand
But when I went to give them to him
He had already eaten them

I don't know why he did it
Maybe he was feeling blue
But I was really looking forward
To seeing him in those pants

I guess he must have liked them
Cause he ate them up so fast
I hope he enjoyed the meal
Bruce, next time you're feeling hungry
Just let me know in advance

I can get you something else
Maybe a nice juicy steak
But please don't eat my pants again
I really liked those pants

I'm genuinely impressed by the rhyme of "pants" and "advance".

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Hurt/comfort fics getting pretty tame these days.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Captain Hygiene posted:

That reminds me, I had this one sitting around for some inexplicable reason


Call that middle one Kermit the Pog.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Incredible reveal at the end
Something something the Last Supper.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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You should probably timg those.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Going by the description, Bears was definitely a kickstarter game where someone made a $200 box of plastic and cardboard based off the Sir Bearington meme.

Edit: It’s exclusively marketed towards people who want to play “Exploding Kittens, but more”.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Hempuli posted:

My markov chain systems pale on any of these more advanced systems, but it's still fun to make this stuff. I generated some boardgames again:

I can’t stop thinking about how Bears would work. Would you mind if I used the prompt to throw some ideas together?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Kennel posted:

Spider warning :siren:



Those are sleep paralysis monsters

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Sep 30, 2009

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I refuse to believe that PYF HISTORICAL THINGS THAT CAN GO gently caress THEMSELVES has never existed as a thread :colbert:
I'm stealing the gift (NO CLOTHES) one.

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