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DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

some ones i like are: babe, sweetie, puddin cup, spot, fluffy, sugar pie, flooppaws, quaffle, thunderbolt speedster, lover boy/girl, lumper

which ones are ur favorites?

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Duckbox


My cats don't know what their names are so I'll just say random similar sounding words in the same tone of voice.

cda


Thunder - Stallion or Boy Elephant
Dicknose - Proboscis Monkey or Boy Elephant
Potato - Cat or Elephant
Gilda - Girl Fish

Starman Super DX

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names are hard. I can spend hours at “name this” screens. We deliberated for ages over my cat’s name eventually setting on Miles as in Miles Edgeworth.

my rats I named Coffee and Cream after their colors

one day I’d like a pair of ferrets named Krackle and Boom...


...my girlfriend hates my love of conceptually symmetrical names...

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DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

thinkin about what itd be like to have a cat named Gran Torino now

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tbh Clint would be a pretty good cat or dog name

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DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

The Cat With No Name

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DragQueenofAngmar posted:

The Cat With No Name

how does he know when you’re calling him??

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DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

we communicate in gruff nods

Duckbox


Just give your pets whatever silly/amazing name you're too chicken to saddle your kids with. I'm talking Hieronymus, Nebuchadnezzar, Chapultapek, Numenore, Theodora, Dweezil. Go nuts. You'll wind up calling them "cat" and "dog" 90% of the time anyway.

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

another good pet name idea is basing it on a shared experience. so if u and ur sweetie went mountain climbing together you could call them ur little mountaineer

Manifisto


DragQueenofAngmar posted:

another good pet name idea is basing it on a shared experience. so if u and ur sweetie went mountain climbing together you could call them ur little mountaineer

c'mere anklesprain . . . here boy . . . good dog!

as for you, bearchase: stay!


thank you Plant MONSTER. for the bee

Festis

The Birthday Hobo

Remember Kids:
Vinegar'll get ya drunk!

little known fact, all dogs are actually named 'buddy'

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. I can't remember if it was the horse, the desert, or myself that was lacking a name though.


Sig by Manifisto

Looke


Neal

cda


Twenty Four posted:

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. I can't remember if it was the horse, the desert, or myself that was lacking a name though.

In English, where word order matters a lot, the most proximate noun is the one that is the subject of the prepositional phrase.

I've been through a desert with no name on a horse.

With no name, I've been through the desert on a horse.

Laurenz

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Ian

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Is no one gonna mention that every single person misunderstood the OP meaning pet names as in for another person and not your pets

God youre all hopeless

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Muffintop

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lmbo calrissian posted:

Is no one gonna mention that every single person misunderstood the OP meaning pet names as in for another person and not your pets

God youre all hopeless

I don’t think that I misunderstood

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DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

lmbo calrissian posted:

Is no one gonna mention that every single person misunderstood the OP meaning pet names as in for another person and not your pets

God youre all hopeless

ALL sorts <>

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

*im sitting trying to figure out if no one got the joke, or if the joke is that no one got it, or if the joke was a bad joke and everyones ignoring it, or if the joke is the joke was a bad joke and everyones ignoring it. i begin to sweat heavily*

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DragQueenofAngmar posted:

*im sitting trying to figure out if no one got the joke, or if the joke is that no one got it, or if the joke was a bad joke and everyones ignoring it, or if the joke is the joke was a bad joke and everyones ignoring it. i begin to sweat heavily*

Don't worry I didn't get it until lmbo said something

tbf I wasn't paying super close attention to the OP. I'm a bad person/poster

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Duckbox


Sorry op, I can't read or write. I just input random letters and my phone autocorrects them into legible digest fogriculture fighting ger getting.

Manifisto


the joke was pretty clear from the thread title and op imo (good job, scrugglemuffin!)

but we're byob, we take a bong hit (and/or sip of chamomile tea) and half-rear end it, that's our way


thank you Plant MONSTER. for the bee

Koishi Komeiji


Sometimes the best way to get a joke is to not get a joke ya dig?

Darkman Fanpage

ha ha





gato (cat in spanish)

Laurenz

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

I never learned how to fuckin read

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Sometimes the best way to get a joke is to not get a joke ya dig?

i do i think but it went on for a longish time and i got insecure

its all good though! i feel that the way forward is more good pet names (all sorts)

Robot Made of Meat


I often call my dog 'Buffalo,' even though that's not at all his name. So, it's a pet name for a pet!


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

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Laurenz posted:

I never learned how to fuckin read

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FluffieDuckie

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Sometimes the best way to get a joke is to not get a joke ya dig?




lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

I happen to think illiterate people are cute

Duckbox


I tell my cats they're "good dogs" pretty frequently.

City of Glompton

dog name: DeeOhGee (heard the neighbors calling their dog and I lol'd)

cat name: Muffin (Muffin was the best cat I ever had)


thank you vanisher!

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

vinny the nose (has a big nose)
tommy pants (wears pants)
woke vito (became woke from twitter)

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Smelly
Hairy
Fishy
all great pussy cat names

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Laurenz

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Starman Super DX posted:

Smelly
Hairy
Fishy
all great pussy cat names

Fishy is my favourite

little munchkin


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Laurenz

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

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