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Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9faqM-WvxBQ

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Texas isn't thaaaat bad.

*Exits through double-wide doors, pushes up 10-Gallon hat, unholsters revolvers and shoots at sky ceremoniously.*

everything's bigger in texas, but especially denial

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

Podima posted:

You may now commence poo poo-talking!

The stakes are high this game! I heard that the winning team's captain gets to relocate somewhere near Texas/Mexico, and the losing team's captain will be exiled off to the other side of the world. :ohdear:

oh wait that already happened nevermind :j:

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

El puente

Entre ahora y ahora
entre yo soy y tú eres,
la palabra puente

Entras en ti misma
al entrar en ella:
como un anillo
el mundo e cierra.

De una orilla a la otra
Siempre se tiene un cuerpo,
Un arco iris.

Yo dormiré bajo sus arcos.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
no bueno en este juego de mentirosas, pero yo soy la cabra

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
quiero papas fritas

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



I would like to be team bif mostly because we can lobby tbk for another hsp/wfrp event more easily

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Moatillata posted:

King B I hope you're ready for the disgusting amount of insight I'm about to slam down on this table


Also tequila

Very ready.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
how long did it take you to pick me

was there a fight

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Please tell me I was the last pick

I want the safety of minimal expectations

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


The secrets of the draft should never be revealed!

Except maybe the one about flerp

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

I for one promise to deliver to King Burgundy never-before-seen results :colbert:

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Lookit all these gul-durned Mexican'ts. :clint:

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Monathin posted:

I for one promise to deliver to King Burgundy never-before-seen results :colbert:

why are you claiming cop this early on, drat

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
strat the gAEM

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

strat the gAEM
kill bad guys don't get dead

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i am glad i do not have to fight my good brothers SLASHER HAWKE and flerp

Venom Soag
Oct 1, 2015

Tactical Sexpionage Tourism
Excited to run missions for MOTHER TEXAS.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDT3_jVYAkI

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
cant wait to dayvig our leader and win us the game!

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Me gusta jugar mafia

50 pounds of bread
Sep 27, 2006

Oh a soldiers game, I've heard of these. I'll sign up as a replacement.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Amigos recuerda la ley de herodes "o te chingas o te jodes"

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Moatillata posted:

Amigos recuerda la ley de herodes "o te chingas o te jodes"

Jaja me cago de la risa

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
darest I cut down sahcno panzer?

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
I didn't read the op but if you psot in the enemy thread that should be modkill for desertiom

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
"Sarah may-hor ke hableys eenglais, mees amigos, o tay disparah-ray en el estomacho, comprendays?" :clint:

Translation: Será mejor que hables inglés, mis amigos, o te dispararé en el estómago, ¿comprendes?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

I didn't read the op but if you psot in the enemy thread that should be modkill for desertiom

You should definitely only post in your own thread once the two of them are created, in fact!

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice
Glad I'm on the Texas team because I've heard it's unwise to mess with it.

Ha ha man I'd hate to see the faces of the enemy team when they realize that, oh boy

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

b-minus1 posted:

Jaja me cago de la risa

Cambia Los pantalones y vamos a comer el culo

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
moat when yiu go to the beach are there mexican wavres?

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

moat when yiu go to the beach are there mexican wavres?

https://youtu.be/BihjWa47WuM

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

moat when yiu go to the beach are there mexican wavres?

I am gonna become your stepdad

I hope you like playing catch and being called sport

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

Moatillata posted:

I am gonna become your stepdad

I hope you like playing catch and being called sport

okay, I hope you like recieving scotch as a birthday present

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



SLASHER HAWKE posted:

okay, I hope you like recieving scotch as a birthday present


can you be my stepson

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

tithin posted:

can you be my stepson

sorry we're not related enouhg

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Podima posted:


17. SLASHER HAWKE



3. chaoslord

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!?!? :negative:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

50 pounds of bread posted:

Oh a soldiers game, I've heard of these. I'll sign up as a replacement.

Holy crap.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I love KB and Bif :(

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

Sometimes we kill the ones we love.

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