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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Dango Bango posted:

I'm excited for Bray to get down to 205

Hard to even imagine him that small. Dude's gotta be close to 300.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"Longer than Byron's letter to Santa." god, Graves is great.

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011
Is Corbin wearing fetish pants? Asking for a friend.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

The_Rob posted:

Corbin has the dumbest pants.

Also who is the face in this match?

Roode has been a 100% babyface since he was called up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I do actually hope this bizarre decision is purely Matt Hardy's and he's got something insane in mind, like using this as an excuse to educate and punish spotmonkeys.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

The_Rob posted:

Corbin has the dumbest pants.

Also who is the face in this match?

Roode?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

i hope a meteor hits the ring and kills all of them

i hope a tiny meteorite hits baron corbin at the very top of his pate and we finally get to the skullet factory

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Baron Corbin's hair looks like a gym bag smells.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Angry Grimace posted:

Roode has been a 100% babyface since he was called up.

I haven't been watching the main show much. But why would they do that.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Dango Bango posted:

I'm excited for Bray to get down to 205

They could do comedy skits of Bray trying all sorts of crazy methods to cut weight!

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The_Rob posted:

Corbin has the dumbest pants.

Also who is the face in this match?

Roode, because they have no goddamn idea how to book him and think an overbearing guy in a Flair knockoff robe whose gimmick is "I'm really full of myself" is a sympathetic face.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Straight up the crowd response is too tepid for me to know that.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I do actually hope this bizarre decision is purely Matt Hardy's and he's got something insane in mind, like using this as an excuse to educate and punish spotmonkeys.

matt hardy recognizes the spiritual significance of the 'zo train and needs to keep a closer eye on their DEECADENT behavior

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

The_Rob posted:

I haven't been watching the main show much. But why would they do that.

Because people cheer him and sing his song. It’s normal non-Roman booking - if the fans aren’t going to boo someone why would they be a heel?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

I do actually hope this bizarre decision is purely Matt Hardy's and he's got something insane in mind, like using this as an excuse to educate and punish spotmonkeys.

Matt Hardy-Drew Gulak team up? :stare:

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
oh great just what i wanted to see corbins sad stomach

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bobby roode is just the pits

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Also a bit late, and maybe an unpopular opinion: Bobby Roode's entrance is still the best goddamn thing.

bartok
May 10, 2006



oh wow Ziggler didn't gently caress up the fameasser

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
That was actually a good sequence.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
His tummy is frowning at me

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

The_Rob posted:

I haven't been watching the main show much. But why would they do that.

Because he's capable of being a good face and the song is gonna make everybody cheer for him anyway?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



were people just booing corbin taking off his shirt

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

VJeff posted:

Matt Hardy-Drew Gulak team up? :stare:

Oh god please let this happen. With "Woken" Matt reading the powerpoint slides aloud.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

The_Rob posted:

Straight up the crowd response is too tepid for me to know that.

crowd is pretty into the action, but im pretty sure corbin is the most 'over' in terms of reaction to the man himself. angry kid + the boos at him taking his shirt off ( :hai: crowd)

well just as i type this, there are chants, so

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

VJeff posted:

Because he's capable of being a good face and the song is gonna make everybody cheer for him anyway?

I suppose. NXT was able to keep him heel even with people popping for his song though.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
gently caress i should have put corbin's sad belly as my surprise return in the prediction game

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Corbin is by far the more interesting performer in the match

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
corbin is my least favorite wrestler atm i think

bartok
May 10, 2006



Is this Bobby Roo a new wrestler?

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
i just don't understand why corbin can't get abs or get in shape he's so loving tall his maintenance calories must be so high come on bro, i need my homoeroticism

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Roode is bumping like crazy in this match.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Abroham Lincoln posted:

were people just booing corbin taking off his shirt

corbins tats and tum are both bad

he should wear a hat and take that off for more heat

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

nerve posted:

corbin is my least favorite wrestler atm i think

Except he's been the best one in the ring in this match?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

VJeff posted:

Matt Hardy-Drew Gulak team up? :stare:

Please Jesus :pray:

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
When did Corbin randomly lose his shirt and loving why

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Abroham Lincoln posted:

were people just booing corbin taking off his shirt

Could have been air escaping from his belly button flap

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Fenrir posted:

Except he's been the best one in the ring in this match?

Not even in the slightest.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

a new study bible! posted:

Corbin is by far the more interesting performer in the match

deep six alone is better than most of the WWE midcards finishers. also his own finisher.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Is this Bobby Roo a new wrestler?

Oh ho ho, quite the opposite!

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