aliens are real and yospos as fuck

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maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

I was hoping for serious discussion of the possible physics etc and instead got lols and ayys

gbs managed to be more adult congrats

# ? Dec 21, 2017 05:11

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:32

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

*flies 14 hour combat mission on �go pills�*

nuvigil is baller tbh

# ? Dec 21, 2017 05:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

maskenfreiheit posted:

serious discussion of the possible physics

lol

# ? Dec 21, 2017 05:13

Trimson Grondag 3: Jul 1, 2007; Clapping Larry

maskenfreiheit posted:

I was hoping for serious discussion of the possible physics etc and instead got lols and ayys

gbs managed to be more adult congrats

a guy who extracts money from the government for fake space poo poo did exactly that

# ? Dec 21, 2017 05:16

wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

We're poverty porn to them. When they get bored is when they come out and get sighted.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 01:44

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

the op reads gbs. lol.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 11:40

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

Omnitrix posted:

they watched this thing on radar for two weeks. two weeks man

turn on your radar lol

# ? Dec 23, 2017 01:15

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Has anyone ever made malware that infects radar software and makes aliens appear and fly around?

# ? Dec 23, 2017 08:42

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

well of course aliens are real, we�re trying to build a wall to keep them out

lousy aliens taking my jobs

# ? Dec 23, 2017 15:54

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

santa is an alien and he's back just in time

# ? Dec 23, 2017 23:33

French Canadian: Feb 23, 2004; Fluffy cat sensory experience

i worked at this remote-as-gently caress place repairing an antenna in a big dumb ball back in 2008 and it belonged to Mr. Bigelow and all it goddamn did was downlink a feed of earth from some stupid satellite he owned. the quality sucked too. Meanwhile he was jerking off over space blimps and now aliens I guess.

that's my story

https://www.nasa.gov/directorates/heo/scan/services/overview/AntennaGallery-016.html (the photo doesn't show the bigelow radome to the left)

p.s. if someone finds it on google maps i will be grateful. i can't find it for some reason and no it isn't the "alaska satellite facility" at the fairbanks uni, that's just where they store some data for the other dishes there. the installation is in north pole, ak.

# ? Dec 24, 2017 03:21

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

https://twitter.com/muhmentions/status/942863939615981568

Omnitrix posted:

they watched this thing on radar for two weeks. two weeks man

did they shoot it down or did they just ignore it and let it blow up a satellite

# ? Dec 24, 2017 15:33

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIK7bb69xk

touched me in an interesting way

# ? Dec 24, 2017 18:49

Omnitrix: Aug 14, 2008; Jacob likes air cooled VW's

jony ive aces posted:

https://twitter.com/muhmentions/status/942863939615981568
did they shoot it down or did they just ignore it and let it blow up a satellite

After two weeks is when they called in the F-18 and we got the video of flying tic-tac
Any one remember a flying saucer hovering over O'hare about ten years ago?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_O%27Hare_International_Airport_UFO_sighting

# ? Dec 24, 2017 22:10

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

maskenfreiheit posted:

I was hoping for serious discussion of the possible physics etc and instead got lols and ayys

gbs managed to be more adult congrats

perhaps you would be more comfortable if you went to gbs and chatted with the people there???

# ? Dec 25, 2017 08:11

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

didn't we already glibly cover how it was all MIC graft? how much more hard science can you get?

do you want the atomic weight of unobtanium or something?

# ? Dec 25, 2017 08:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

there's probably an archive of the x-files geocities fan pages somewhere, if that helps

# ? Dec 25, 2017 08:27

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

didn't all this poo poo go away once everyone had a camera in their pocket all the time

like how you dont get people pointing to video artifacting and saying its the reptile aliens hologram breaking down (you probably still get this)

# ? Dec 25, 2017 09:10

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

infernal machines posted:

didn't we already glibly cover how it was all MIC graft? how much more hard science can you get?

do you want the atomic weight of unobtanium or something?

look, bob bigelow gave laura logan, the most credible journalist on television, a double pinkie swear with triple stamp no erase that he had a room full of alien spaceship ufo rocket parts

and no, you can't see them right now because they are very dusty and the cleaning lady had to go home early to pick up her kids from soccer practice so the spaceship parts are too dusty to look at right now

if that isn't enough proof for you then nothing ever will be because you're just a contrarian and you might as well stop trolling this thread before you feel even more dumb when the cleaning lady gets back and a bunch of shiny dust free spaceship parts get passed around

# ? Dec 25, 2017 09:53

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

infernal machines posted:

there's probably an archive of the x-files geocities fan pages somewhere, if that helps

in the Area 51 �neighborhood� of course 👽

# ? Dec 25, 2017 15:05

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

op if you give me a permanent line into the dod top secret budget provisions i too will produce specifically for you a lot of evidence that aliens are real

# ? Dec 25, 2017 20:16

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

op if you give me a permanent line into the dod top secret budget provisions i too will produce specifically for you a lot of evidence that aliens are real

https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/943122811601805314

# ? Dec 25, 2017 20:42

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

lol did he fake a verified icon?

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:39

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

someone�s butthurt that nobody leaked the UFO evidence to him

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:39

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

lol did he fake a verified icon?

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:45

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

this is what the alloys are supposedly

"The metal is made in layers that alternate from 1 to 4 microns of pure bismuth with a magnesium-zinc alloy that is 100 to 200 microns thick. For comparison, a human hair is about 100 microns wide, so that�s about the size of the magnesium-zinc layers. A red blood cell is about 8 microns in diameter. So the pure bismuth layer is twice the width of a red blood cell.

Like an exotic metallic torte cake 26 layers high, there�s a 1 to 4 micron layer of pure bismuth and then 100 to 200 microns of magnesium-zinc; then another layer of pure bismuth and another layer of magnesium-zinc and so on for 26 layers. Each metal piece was about 2 to 3 inches wide and was formed with a curvature that tapered"

# ? Dec 26, 2017 12:30

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

motherfuckering aliens cant even find their unique form of matter and steal our ATOMS with our PROTONS and precious ELECTRONS

# ? Dec 26, 2017 13:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

this is what the alloys are supposedly

"The metal is made in layers that alternate from 1 to 4 microns of pure bismuth with a magnesium-zinc alloy that is 100 to 200 microns thick. For comparison, a human hair is about 100 microns wide, so that�s about the size of the magnesium-zinc layers. A red blood cell is about 8 microns in diameter. So the pure bismuth layer is twice the width of a red blood cell.

Like an exotic metallic torte cake 26 layers high, there�s a 1 to 4 micron layer of pure bismuth and then 100 to 200 microns of magnesium-zinc; then another layer of pure bismuth and another layer of magnesium-zinc and so on for 26 layers. Each metal piece was about 2 to 3 inches wide and was formed with a curvature that tapered"

smoka, do you have an earthfiles sub?

# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

it always makes me lol when people don't understand scales of things and go A HUMAN HAIR AS TINY AS A HUMAN HAIR I loving LOVE SCIENCE

here's how thin you can go using hand tools on wood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Ad6tBdLbM

# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:56

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

SmokaDustbowl posted:

this is what the alloys are supposedly

"The metal is made in layers that alternate from 1 to 4 microns of pure bismuth with a magnesium-zinc alloy that is 100 to 200 microns thick. For comparison, a human hair is about 100 microns wide, so that�s about the size of the magnesium-zinc layers. A red blood cell is about 8 microns in diameter. So the pure bismuth layer is twice the width of a red blood cell.

Like an exotic metallic torte cake 26 layers high, there�s a 1 to 4 micron layer of pure bismuth and then 100 to 200 microns of magnesium-zinc; then another layer of pure bismuth and another layer of magnesium-zinc and so on for 26 layers. Each metal piece was about 2 to 3 inches wide and was formed with a curvature that tapered"

where did you read this?

# ? Dec 26, 2017 19:06

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

http://www.keelynet.com/rodbism.htm

# ? Dec 26, 2017 19:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

maskenfreiheit posted:

where did you read this?

http://midnightinthedesert.com/mysterious-micron-layers-alternating-bismuth-magnesium-bottom-wedge-shaped-ufo/

# ? Dec 26, 2017 19:15

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:32

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

SmokaDustbowl posted:

this is what the alloys are supposedly

"The metal is made in layers that alternate from 1 to 4 microns of pure bismuth with a magnesium-zinc alloy that is 100 to 200 microns thick. For comparison, a human hair is about 100 microns wide, so that�s about the size of the magnesium-zinc layers. A red blood cell is about 8 microns in diameter. So the pure bismuth layer is twice the width of a red blood cell.

Like an exotic metallic torte cake 26 layers high, there�s a 1 to 4 micron layer of pure bismuth and then 100 to 200 microns of magnesium-zinc; then another layer of pure bismuth and another layer of magnesium-zinc and so on for 26 layers. Each metal piece was about 2 to 3 inches wide and was formed with a curvature that tapered"

the sinister aliens have mastered the exotic art of blast welding and soon will be producing counterfeit quarters and stealing all of our diet cokes

# ? Dec 26, 2017 23:21

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