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Jesenjin
Nov 12, 2011
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse
Shame there is no middle name.

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

"I am mr. Mister Butler. I was born for this job"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Major Major

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

FoolyCharged posted:

"I am mr. Mister Butler. I was born for this job"

Mad Jaqk
Jun 2, 2013
Compromise pick: Reginald Butler

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Mad Jaqk posted:

Compromise pick: Reginald Butler

Yes, yessss

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Do custom names accept punctuation?

:godwin: :trumppop:

if so i would like this to be our name

code:
:godwin: :trumppop:

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Jesenjin posted:

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse
Shame there is no middle name.

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

I'd like to submit the quintessentially British name of Praise God Pitkin

Pangurban
Apr 29, 2015

Some drat good suggestions - now I really wish there was a middle name option - but in the end, Reginald Butler really did seem like the most servant-y name to me.

quote:

"My given name is Reginald," you said. "However, naturally, I am accustomed to being addressed by my surname, which is..."

quote:

"Very good, very good, Butler," Rory said. "Now let me see. There are particular sorts of questions one asks in this situation. What would you say your best quality is?"

"Everyone loves me. I have an inimitable way about me that is difficult to resist."
"I am well versed in the liberal arts. One might call me something of a polymath."
"It has been said of me that I have a keen and penetrating mind. One that I would be happy to use in your service."
"Very little eludes my notice, sir. You might say that I am rather detail-oriented."
"I speak my mind in nearly all circumstances."



Most current stats posted:

:siren:Reginald Butler:siren:

Your Sundry Skills
Bold: 32%
Culture: 25%
Intellect: 36%
Observe: 25%
Persuade: 25%
Skulduggery: 25%
Soothing/Abrasive: 41%/59%

Your Reputation
Renown: 10%
Tranquility: 20%
Suspicion: 10%

Rory: 40%

Ready Monies: 25

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


"I speak my mind in nearly all circumstances." is truly the style of this forum.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Speak My Mind, whether it is a good idea or not.

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

I speak my mind, which is a very bad idea and how I got the last name Butler.

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
My name is Reg Butler. I speak my mind. And frankly, my dear, I don't give a drat how people react to what I say. :what:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
"We speak our mind, sir, which I assure you is a far rarer commodity than most."

Dancer
May 23, 2011
I know there's not chance this can win but my vote is for:
"Everyone loves me. I have an inimitable way about me that is difficult to resist."
How can anyone *not* love someone called Reginald.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Speak

Pangurban
Apr 29, 2015

Yeah, seems like we're about as unanimous as we're ever gonna get, here.

quote:

"You do have a certain pleasing insouciance," Rory said. "Impressive, really. I can tell by the gleam in your eye that you are forthright and blunt. I have need of someone such as you."

"That's what you'll get with me," you said, confidently.

Rory thought for a moment. "Ah, I have a firecracker of a question. This is a real tough one, so prepare yourself. What is your worst quality? Be honest, now."

"I have an unfortunate habit of lying and stealing, given the opportunity, often without due thought or reflection."
"I get too focused on my work at times, to the exclusion of other things."
"I'm reluctant to challenge authority, at times."
"A tendency to become overly...emotionally involved with my employer. And I just cannot hide my emotions when they arise."


Most current stats posted:

Reginald Butler

Your Sundry Skills
Bold: 42% (+10%)
Culture: 25%
Intellect: 36%
Observe: 25%
Persuade: 25%
Skulduggery: 25%
Soothing/Abrasive: 41%/59%

Your Reputation
Renown: 10%
Tranquility: 20%
Suspicion: 10%

Rory: 40%

Ready Monies: 25

I just want to remind you guys, since it's now our highest stat, that Bold isn't just our Sass stat. It also covers "physical derring-do and your ability to act in a vigorous manner. It would include both leaping from high places and interrupting the prime minister."

Pangurban fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Dec 25, 2017

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Too emotional

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Reginald is a liar and a thief

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
"I get too focused on my work at times, to the exclusion of other things."

Might as well pick my greatest RL flaw. :)

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Emotional! Let's be the best at punching the Prime Minister!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I'm an emotional wreck. Hold me.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


stealing poo poo

Mad Jaqk
Jun 2, 2013
emotional

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


emotional

Pangurban
Apr 29, 2015

Merry Christmas, folks! Thanks for coming along with me so far.

quote:

"Ah!" said Rory. "Ah!" he said again, looking at you and then looking away, and then looking back at you again. "Emotionally...involved?"

"I'm afraid so. I feel it's best to let you know the potential pitfalls at once."

Then Rory laughed, and slapped his knee. "You're joking, of course! I should have seen it at once. Emotionally involved! What a scream! Butler, you are a riot."

quote:

Rory briefly considered, and then stood. "Well, I feel like I've gotten a fairly good sense of your personality. Now, I seem to remember that you have a fascinating hobby. Tell me about it while I put my shoes on."

"Indeed, sir, before entering service, I developed an interest that might have some slight bearing on this position, which I thought worthy of mention."

What was your fascinating hobby?

I have had some training in boxing.
I assisted my cousin in her art gallery.
I was a jewel thief...which perhaps I won't say outright.
As a child, I was a performer in a traveling circus - a lion tamer.



Most current stats posted:

Reginald Butler

Your Sundry Skills
Bold: 42%
Culture: 25%
Intellect: 36%
Observe: 25%
Persuade: 36% (+11%)
Skulduggery: 19% (-6%)
Soothing/Abrasive: 41%/59%

Your Reputation
Renown: 10%
Tranquility: 20%
Suspicion: 10%

Rory: 46% (+6%)

Ready Monies: 25

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
We talked about punching the prime minister... That's evidence our hobby is boxing.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
We've always been one for a round of fisticuffs!

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

Art

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Boxin'! We rule in the ring!

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


Jewel thief is the most respectable.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Jewel thief

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I beat people for fun and money.

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

I robbered a lot of jewels. All of Mrs. Mollina's jeeeeeweeeeeelllsssss. Her jewels have been robberied. By me.

Mad Jaqk
Jun 2, 2013
Boxing. Combat butler!

Xarn
Jun 26, 2015
Fisticuffs

peachsynapse
Dec 22, 2007

The sea monsters appreciate your good taste.
Fisticuffs indeed, tally pip!

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
Boxing

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

peachsynapse posted:

Fisticuffs indeed, tally pip!

What, what! A jolly good sport in the ring, aren't you, Reggie?

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