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https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/943992710331019272 And they're lying by saying it's to "prolong battery life." 
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hosed up if true - sent from my iPhone
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is it the purple jeans that made this pic a classic or what
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viral spiral posted:is it the purple jeans that made this pic a classic or what I think it's the curly Q.
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Dec 22, 2017 06:19
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its almost like they want you to buy a new phone as often as possible
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You know, this behavior would be 100% OK if they just popped a message saying "your battery is in poo poo condition, we're throttling things down until you replace it, you can override in Settings > Battery", but they probably laughed the product manager who suggested this out of the room.
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Bring back headphone port! 🎧
maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:You know, this behavior would be 100% OK if they just popped a message saying "your battery is in poo poo condition, we're throttling things down until you replace it, you can override in Settings > Battery", but they probably laughed the product manager who suggested this out of the room. Look at this guy who thinks you can still replace the batteries on these things
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imagine being the apple grunt who found these the next morning
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:You know, this behavior would be 100% OK if they just popped a message saying "your battery is in poo poo condition, we're throttling things down until you replace it, you can override in Settings > Battery", but they probably laughed the product manager who suggested this out of the room. Yeah, this. Make it on by default, the vast majority of users will never touch the setting, but those who are aware and don't want it can disable it. I'm betting on this being rushed with a new update because this is a PR shitstorm.
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Nerses IV posted:Look at this guy who thinks you can still replace the batteries on these things  It's $79 and they do it for you?
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I too am upset that my corporate masters didn't use enough lube before reaming my butthole.
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:
You can also do it yourself with kits like from ifixit.com for cheaper. It's a little tricky, but with patience you can do it in about 30 minutes.
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I feel like Mr. Zadir in "A Night at the Roxbury". My rear end is sore from the grabbings.
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Is it too late to get in on this suit?
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maybe im just an apple retard but their explanation makes sense and apple literally is sued all the time so theres really not a story here
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1redflag posted:I too am upset that my corporate masters didn't use enough lube before reaming my butthole. They discarded the lube entirely this time, bud.
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roboshit posted:maybe im just an apple retard but their explanation makes sense and apple literally is sued all the time so theres really not a story here They could pop up a notification telling you the battery is not healthy at least. I was wondering why my 6+ suddenly ran so much better after getting it replaced for the faulty touchscreen.
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I thought the SCOTUS killed the class action lawsuit.
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I remember reading about this AGGGGGGGES ago, I thought it was common knowledge at this point. Also Apple don't pay their fair share of taxes
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all those handicap parking spots steve jobs parked in were retroactively justified after he tried to treat his pancreatic cancer with fructose smoothies but at the end of the day you still have to question the wisdom of licensing a retarded person
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Hell Yeah
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roboshit posted:maybe im just an apple retard but their explanation makes sense and apple literally is sued all the time so theres really not a story here
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Hey android or whoever makes these drat phones please make my phone more retarded as my battery gets older thanks ill pay you more money its cool its fine i get it
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Always a follower, just never the frugger.
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Manchild King posted:Apple products are a tax on people that make bad technology decisions. I love Linux because my time has no value
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I wish Steve Jobs could die again so we could see that guys reaction a second time.
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steve jobs is loving dead and not coming back u TURDS
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maskenfreiheit posted:I love Linux because my time has no value >>spend 30 years of my life working on computesr to save 5 minutes installing firefox with apt-get
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:
Oh that's neat, I can buy a new battery for like 8 bucks and pop it in within a few seconds. But your idea is cool too. Definitely. Cool idea
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How is even one person stupid enough to believe their bullshit explanation?
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Zorodius posted:How is even one person stupid enough to believe their bullshit explanation? GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Halp, my iPhone 3g I bought eight years ago is being throttled. You’re gonna be hearing from attorney IN COURT!
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Zorodius posted:How is even one person stupid enough to believe their bullshit explanation? Oh, there's plenty that will. Look deep inside, you know this to be true. What's interesting though is my gf is poo poo at not breaking phones and always gets these old ones from her mom. They always run loving syrupy slow and I wondered if they were always that lovely or if something happened to them? I guess the answer is that they were always lovely and something was done to them, lol
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No wonder my 5S is so slow.
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maskenfreiheit posted:I love Linux because my time has no value OS X is bad
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