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smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
you get some really excellent results imo

"4th of july catholic"

"good night catholic"

"harry potter catholic"


post your results ITT
merry christmas i guess

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord


e: sorry it's "voted 1 catholic"

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Is that picture pro or anti Harry Potter

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know

its all nice on rice posted:

e: sorry it's "voted 1 catholic"



Overplayed joke catholic

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


tyrannosaurus catholic



hmm

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Homeroom Fingering posted:



Overplayed joke catholic

That's a pretty good catholic joke.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007




catholic shovel

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Coughing catholic




I present to you the google search image results of catholic pizza without comment. Well. Except one of them is from a article titled the liturgical origin of pizza. But otherwise without comment







Catholic penis NWS but hilarious
http://fionainstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Penis.png

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat


Catholic Cthulhu

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




bosnia catholic

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Catholic Action Figures.


Depictions of Micheal are usually pretty cool. They really missed the mark with this one

A doll that tells you quiet stories.

David! David! DAVID!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

my dog died im sad posted:

Catholic Action Figures.


Depictions of Micheal are usually pretty cool. They really missed the mark with this one

A doll that tells you quiet stories.

David! David! DAVID!

David looks kinda juiced

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Homeroom Fingering posted:



Overplayed joke catholic

idgi

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
show me on the doll where the doll touched you

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Catholic gas

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


The venn diagram on this one imploded, surely

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


He may be a Father, but that doesn't mean he can't be your daddy.

plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Catholic girls like to gently caress.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.


"something awful catholic" is 50% old ladies.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Rex-Goliath posted:

tyrannosaurus catholic



hmm
I don't care if grown rear end men don't wear goofy graphic shirts I'd make an exception for this.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
"final fantasy catholic" leads me to this wonderful site.



quote:

In terms of battle system, there are some positive elements for characterisation insofar as there are characters which are clearly ordered to one fighting style over another (basically like the job system in earlier ffs). However, it seemed to me slightly odd that two of the young female characters are physically the strongest, this contradicts the God given order of femininity. In RPGs female characters should ideally be most suited towards a healer/white mage/summoner role rather than the knight or sentinel. In some sense the game promotes therefore an anti-women ideology that opposes true femininity. The female lead character of Lightning is particularly cold and unfeeling, she is a little like a female Squall but without a Rinoa to soften her edges. In many ways she is an anti-woman, and another party member, Fang, is also very masculine in personality. Female characters are also generally depicted as dressed immodestly, so they are basically male personalities with immodestly revealing clothing and long hair. This situation isn't completely true as Vanille certainly has more feminine personality qualities, but then again we have a bizarre situation with Hope's parents where his mother has taken the role as a gun-wielding rebel while his dad seems to be 'mr. sensitive stay at home dad'. So, in sum, a lot of the characters present a distorted image of gender roles in a way which doesn't reflect the general reality of the created order established by Almighty God.

quote:

So, are the characters depicted as having to overcome evils within themselves and even to go against their own advantage in order to pursue what is fundamentally good for themselves and others? In one sense the characters are going through great difficulties in order to rescue Serah, this is most evident in Snow, who is perhaps the game's most traditionally heroic character. He clearly has a deep affection for his Fiance and when she is crystalised he is completely fixed on rescuing her, he protests to Lightning saying "Serah's my bride-to-be. I promised to be her's forever.I don't care how long I have to wait".(In an early cut-scene we watch Snow and Serah engaging in a mortal sin of a romantic kiss proper only to those who a married, so maybe that whole "don't care how long I have to wait" isn't completely literal, for Snow is already taking more than he has a right to under God's law.)

Kissing before marriage is a god drat sin.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
"catholic memes" are very bad memes apparently.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

yeah I eat rear end posted:

"catholic memes" are very bad memes apparently.

So memes

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun


Catholic... banana.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
once on the show Manswers they figured out how much church wine youd have to drink to get drunk and it was like 3 or 4 bottles of it

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Mormon catholic

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Edgar posted:


Mormon catholic

This is insulting to mobsters, who are far more moral than the Catholic and Mormon churches.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Mega64 posted:



"something awful catholic" is 50% old ladies.

New season of Game of Thrones is looking good.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

E: fb

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Mega64 posted:



"something awful catholic" is 50% old ladies.

Thats a badass stage. Holy poo poo.

Also, as a Catholic, this thread is making me laugh. I needed it. Thanks, gbs.

EDIT: Papa Emeritus III Catholic :ghost:

Papa Emeritus III fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Dec 24, 2017

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Thats a badass stage. Holy poo poo.

Also, as a Catholic, this thread is making me laugh. I needed it. Thanks, gbs.

peace be with you

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

While my mind immediately jumped to a cum joke, the actual answer is that Catholic Churches are usually decorated with stained glass windows depicting religious figures or stories. The joke here is that the janitor managed to remove the stain and turn them to regular clear glass.

The dramatic irony is that the janitor remains unaware of the cum stains while we as the viewer know the priest’s dark secret.

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Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

peace be with you

And with your spirit.

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