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normally i'd say i can't believe this happened, but it is elise the great.
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baram. posted:normally i'd say i can't believe this happened, but it is elise the great. It's real, and elise is great.
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Dec 29, 2017 05:45
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this is the best thread. I'm impressed it came out well! the mole-style sauce is super cool, too. I usually remove the seeds and veins from any pepper I work with, so it's encouraging that it came out more sweet than hot even with them. you're doing great work, ma'am  edit: only just realized you got New Mexico chiles, haha. Thank you for supporting our bizarre little desert. cat_herder fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Dec 29, 2017 |
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Dec 29, 2017 06:12
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elise the great posted:I’ve been fired as a caregiver at least twenty times— people do this for all sorts of reasons, although I can honestly say I’ve never been fired for failing to appreciate the flavor of amniotic membranes.
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Dec 29, 2017 06:28
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Make the placenta sausage in the shape of a puntl for a proper tribute to Elise
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Dec 29, 2017 06:43
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Oh hell yes
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jabby posted:Maybe we shouldn't be using the word 'fresh' to describe babies in this particular thread. Excuse me? Do you not remember the carol Silent Night, Holy Night? 'Holy infant, so tender and mild'?
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Dec 29, 2017 08:44
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Sweet baby Jesus Christ on a cracker
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Dec 29, 2017 09:52
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elise the great posted:Click on through for pics. 15 Points. 1,651 Views. Imgur can't handle it. Or they are proponents of beans in cannibal chilli. Hard to say.
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Dec 29, 2017 10:15
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Facebook Aunt posted:15 Points. 1,651 Views. Need to get it circulating round a few choice subreddits. r/wtf would enjoy I suspect.
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Dec 29, 2017 11:37
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I don’t know how to reddit but maybe I should learn
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elise the great posted:I don’t know how to reddit but maybe I should learn Don't. Just put on imgur under the right tags and reddit will pick it up
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Dec 29, 2017 20:40
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Tags? Can I add those or do I have to repost?
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elise the great posted:I don’t know how to reddit but maybe I should learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ
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jabby posted:Dropping in from the healthcare thread to witness Elise becoming a legend in yet another forum. initial response to thread: "well, this is novel" read bolded double check OP new response:  (is this three forums now or did I miss one / five? I know of her job stories, the Elfcockenlied, and this)
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What's the Elfcocken lied one?
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Randaconda posted:What's the Elfcocken lied one? Elf dicks are flaccid and elf cooters have tentacles
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Dec 30, 2017 05:19
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I’ll take undiagnosed mental illness for $300, Alex.
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Dec 30, 2017 05:25
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The diagnosis is pure awesome.
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I mean, it ain’t no secret that I’m kind of a mess of a human. I was raised Jesus-homeschooled and borderline feral by mentally ill parents, and I absolutely have anxiety and depression issues. Plus I just had a kid, so I haven’t slept in... ever. But placenta chili is a good coping mechanism, right?
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Dec 30, 2017 05:40
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Feed the newborn chilli. This thread requires it.
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Technically after she eats the chili she then feeds it to her baby, if she is breastfeeding. (Can’t assume anything these days, we always had to supplement)
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I am breastfeeding this child his own digested and metabolized flesh AS I SPEAK. You know, considering that I killed (er, pulled life support from) that woman during the eclipse while I was pregnant with him, we might really be making progress on this raise-the-Antichrist thing
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elise the great posted:You know, considering that I killed (er, pulled life support from) that woman during the eclipse while I was pregnant with him what is your deal
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Dec 30, 2017 07:06
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I work on an ICU and read a lot of bad sci-fi as a kid
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:what is your deal
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Dec 30, 2017 07:21
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And also bad fantasy. Yet Tolkien is loved. Stir the chili with one of your puntls Elise. For science. Or something. E - don't ask about the butt slough. That was a trip.
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Manuel Calavera posted:And also bad fantasy. Yet Tolkien is loved. 
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Dec 30, 2017 07:23
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if you cooked a chinese herbal soup broth out of the placenta you could have fed your placenta to your child immediately without all the breastfeeding / metabolizing nonsense. it's just extra work for you!
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Dec 30, 2017 09:46
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There will come a day when something awful content will be more nostalgia for better days than creation of new memories But it is not this day
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Data Graham posted:There will come a day when something awful content will be more nostalgia for better days than creation of new memories Are these really the memories we want?
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The memories we want, but not the memories we deserve.
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elise the great posted:I am breastfeeding this child his own digested and metabolized flesh AS I SPEAK. You know, considering that I killed (er, pulled life support from) that woman during the eclipse while I was pregnant with him, we might really be making progress on this raise-the-Antichrist thing I really want to meet the father of your child. So many questions.
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Threads like this make SA special still to this day. I kind of hope reddit doesn’t find the imgur pics. They don’t deserve this.
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There are imgur comments that are mostly  reaction gifs, and imgur comments are basically "reddit, only worse somehow".
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LingcodKilla posted:I really want to meet the father of your child. I have so many questions of my own. We’ve been married for ten years and I would just like to know how on earth he puts up with my bullshit? I mean the man has had options all along. He is basically a saint.
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elise the great posted:I have so many questions of my own. We’ve been married for ten years and I would just like to know how on earth he puts up with my bullshit? I mean the man has had options all along. He is basically a saint. I could say the same thing about my wife. Opposites attract I guess. How’s the leftovers?
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elise the great posted:I have so many questions of my own. We’ve been married for ten years and I would just like to know how on earth he puts up with my bullshit? I mean the man has had options all along. He is basically a saint. Stockholm syndrome
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This is the most sane placenta eating thread I've ever read. I'm not sure that's a high bar, but I read the whole thing and I'm grateful you did it... I think?
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