[SOLDIERS MAFIA] Shine V: The Texas State Guard

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:40

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 06:50

Xad: Jul 2, 2009; "Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"; College Slice

busb posted:

Kill all anime first ofc

I ain't seen none of them pictures o' chinese cartoons but how, pray tell, do ya kill it?

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:40

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

busb sus af imo

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:41

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

However u can friend

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:45

Xad: Jul 2, 2009; "Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"; College Slice

busb posted:

However u can friend

*squints eyes* but uh, don't you look like one of 'em?

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:46

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

b-minus1 posted:

busb sus af imo

not as sus as u

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:47

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Xad posted:

*squints eyes* but uh, don't you look like one of 'em?

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:53

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

b-minus1 posted:

busb sus af imo

Hello B-

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:55

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Ah'm tryin' to suss out what 'SUS' means an' I'm drawin' a blank. Anyone wanna help a pardner out so's I kin vote accordingly?

# ? Dec 30, 2017 06:59

Xad: Jul 2, 2009; "Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"; College Slice

Prince of Space posted:

Ah'm tryin' to suss out what 'SUS' means an' I'm drawin' a blank. Anyone wanna help a pardner out so's I kin vote accordingly?

Short fer "suspicious"

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:05

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Aw dang, now I got it!

It's sus as in 'suspect,' or 'surspicious.'

How is busb bein' "sus"?
Oh wait,

busb posted:

Kill all dogs

^^^

Yep, that's sus as all heck!

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:13

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Prince of Space posted:

How is busb bein' "sus"?

busb

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:18

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

susb

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:19

Xad: Jul 2, 2009; "Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"; College Slice

Bifauxnen posted:

susb

Mystery solved

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:21

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

bus?

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:28

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

Bifauxnen posted:

Okay, everyone!

Let's all report in in an orderly fashion here. Obviously we want to have an idea of what people can do in battle, but not give away too much detailed information. So I've prepared a little survey to help everyone give me some nice rough claims to get started with. Please answer these questions in a timely manner and then y'all can get on with jokephase while I stay out of your way and obsess over the results.

1. Do you want to be in battle tonight?
A - YESSSSSSS
B - Yes
C - No
D - NO!!!

2. Okay, that's your N1 choice, but is that like, your overall position, or just a tactical choice for right now?
A - Please continue to keep me (on/off) the battlefield at all times if possible (unless I'm just about to die and need to heal up, obviously)
B - I'd really prefer to stay (on/off) the battlefield overall, yeah - but this might change if say, I'm out of Shine, or maybe I could still do something cool in the other position every once in a while.
C - That's my choice right now but I don't really care, I'm awesome both on and off the battlefield
D - That's my choice right now but I don't really care, I suck both on and off the battlefield

3. Regardless of what you answered above, assuming you end up in battle eventually.... front row or back row?
A. Front
B. Back

4. Do you have a very clear preference between Physical and Occult abilities? DON'T give away which one yet, just wondering... do you actually have to care about what kind of buffs you get?
A. Yeah, I definitely favor one type over the other WHICH I WILL NOT SAY JUST YET BECAUSE I AM A SMART TOWNIE TOWN
B. Nah, its all good

5a. If you had a dayvig right now, who would you shoot and why
5b. besides me

B, B, A, B, no clue

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:38

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

_{_{(n o i c e)}}

Seeing lots of betas in this thread

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:43

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

bsubicious

# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:46

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

1. Do you want to be in battle tonight?
B - Yes

2. Okay, that's your N1 choice, but is that like, your overall position, or just a tactical choice for right now?
A - Please continue to keep me (on) the battlefield at all times if possible (unless I'm just about to die and need to heal up, obviously)

3. Regardless of what you answered above, assuming you end up in battle eventually.... front row or back row?
A. Front

4. Do you have a very clear preference between Physical and Occult abilities? DON'T give away which one yet, just wondering... do you actually have to care about what kind of buffs you get?
A. Yeah, I definitely favor one type over the other WHICH I WILL NOT SAY JUST YET BECAUSE I AM A SMART TOWNIE TOWN

5a. If you had a dayvig right now, who would you shoot and why
5b. besides me
busb because this is, of course, the anime thread

# ? Dec 30, 2017 08:25

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

Tired Moritz posted:

Seeing lots of betas in this thread

would shoot moritz

# ? Dec 30, 2017 08:26

Mithross: Apr 27, 2011; Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

Bifauxnen posted:

Okay, everyone!

Let's all report in in an orderly fashion here. Obviously we want to have an idea of what people can do in battle, but not give away too much detailed information. So I've prepared a little survey to help everyone give me some nice rough claims to get started with. Please answer these questions in a timely manner and then y'all can get on with jokephase while I stay out of your way and obsess over the results.

1. Do you want to be in battle tonight?
A - YESSSSSSS
B - Yes
C - No
D - NO!!!

2. Okay, that's your N1 choice, but is that like, your overall position, or just a tactical choice for right now?
A - Please continue to keep me (on/off) the battlefield at all times if possible (unless I'm just about to die and need to heal up, obviously)
B - I'd really prefer to stay (on/off) the battlefield overall, yeah - but this might change if say, I'm out of Shine, or maybe I could still do something cool in the other position every once in a while.
C - That's my choice right now but I don't really care, I'm awesome both on and off the battlefield
D - That's my choice right now but I don't really care, I suck both on and off the battlefield

3. Regardless of what you answered above, assuming you end up in battle eventually.... front row or back row?
A. Front
B. Back

4. Do you have a very clear preference between Physical and Occult abilities? DON'T give away which one yet, just wondering... do you actually have to care about what kind of buffs you get?
A. Yeah, I definitely favor one type over the other WHICH I WILL NOT SAY JUST YET BECAUSE I AM A SMART TOWNIE TOWN
B. Nah, its all good

5a. If you had a dayvig right now, who would you shoot and why
5b. besides me

B, B, A, B, nobody this is like page 3? Ask again later today.

(although my favorite dayvig ever was in a game I ran, where imgay shot someone on like his second post, then spent the game declaring he had single handedly cleared that player as town)

# ? Dec 30, 2017 08:42

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Bifauxnen posted:

1. Do you want to be in battle tonight?
B - Yes
C - No

Not fussed.

2. Okay, that's your N1 choice, but is that like, your overall position, or just a tactical choice for right now?
A - Please continue to keep me (on) the battlefield at all times if possible (unless I'm just about to die and need to heal up, obviously)

3. Regardless of what you answered above, assuming you end up in battle eventually.... front row or back row?
B. Back

4. Do you have a very clear preference between Physical and Occult abilities? DON'T give away which one yet, just wondering... do you actually have to care about what kind of buffs you get?
A. Yeah, I definitely favor one type over the other WHICH I WILL NOT SAY JUST YET BECAUSE I AM A SMART TOWNIE TOWN

5a. If you had a dayvig right now, who would you shoot and why
5b. besides me

Probably Slasher Hawke, I dunno why.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 08:45

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

hEY COLESLAW

[spolier]YALL A BUNCH OF MAILBOX HEADS[/spoiler]

# ? Dec 30, 2017 08:58

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Bifauxnen posted:

Okay, everyone!

Let's all report in in an orderly fashion here. Obviously we want to have an idea of what people can do in battle, but not give away too much detailed information. So I've prepared a little survey to help everyone give me some nice rough claims to get started with. Please answer these questions in a timely manner and then y'all can get on with jokephase while I stay out of your way and obsess over the results.

1. Do you want to be in battle tonight?
A - YESSSSSSS
B - Yes
C - No
D - NO!!!

2. Okay, that's your N1 choice, but is that like, your overall position, or just a tactical choice for right now?
A - Please continue to keep me (on/off) the battlefield at all times if possible (unless I'm just about to die and need to heal up, obviously)
B - I'd really prefer to stay (on/off) the battlefield overall, yeah - but this might change if say, I'm out of Shine, or maybe I could still do something cool in the other position every once in a while.
C - That's my choice right now but I don't really care, I'm awesome both on and off the battlefield
D - That's my choice right now but I don't really care, I suck both on and off the battlefield

3. Regardless of what you answered above, assuming you end up in battle eventually.... front row or back row?
A. Front
B. Back

4. Do you have a very clear preference between Physical and Occult abilities? DON'T give away which one yet, just wondering... do you actually have to care about what kind of buffs you get?
A. Yeah, I definitely favor one type over the other WHICH I WILL NOT SAY JUST YET BECAUSE I AM A SMART TOWNIE TOWN
B. Nah, its all good

5a. If you had a dayvig right now, who would you shoot and why
5b. besides me

YOU ASK STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IF HE WANTS TO FIGHT WELL HELL YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, HELL YEAH STONE COLD LOOKIN TO FIGHT

NOW YOU ASKIN HOW STONE COLD LIKES TO FIGHT. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN DOES HAVE HIS CHOSEN PREFERENCE, HE LIKES TO SIT IN THE BACK, MAYBE CRACK OPEN SOME STEVEWEISERS, GET HIMSELF SOME ADRENALINE, THEN WALK IN AND UNLEASH ALL HELL

NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ABILITIES I GET? STONE COLD DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ABILITIES HE GOT, ALL HE KNOWS IS HE GOES IN, OPENS UP A CAN OF WHOOP-rear end, AND WALKS OUT.

NOW YOU ASKIN WHAT? IF I HAD A DAYVIG WHO WOULD I SHOOT? WHAT? YOU ASK WHO I WOULD GIVE A STONE COLD STUNNER TO? WHAT? ANSWER TO THAT IS I DON'T KNOW WHO. ALWAYS BE CAREFUL AROUND A TEXAS RATTLESNAKE, DTA.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 09:10

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

tithin posted:

gIT TAE UFCK vitorican scum ##vote tithin

# ? Dec 30, 2017 09:16

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

##vote infi NOW LEMME TELL YOU WHY IM VOTIN THIS SORRY SUMBITCH YOU SEE INFI IS WHAT WE CALL A "BAD EGG". INFI HAS A TENDENCY TO COME UP WITH SOME CRAZY THEORIES ABOUT HOW THE EARTH IS FLAT AND HOW CONFIRMED TOWN CAN BE SCUM AND THE LIKE. IF IM THE SHERRIF, I'D THROW HIS rear end IN JAIL, SWALLOW THE KEY, AND LET THAT POOR S.O.B. ROT. TOWN OR NOT, WE GON' HAVE A BIG OL ANCHOR ATTACHED TO OUR FEET IF WE LEAVE "INFI" IN THE GAME, SO EVERYONE VOTE HIS rear end OUT, WE'LL HAVE A SHINE BASH, KICK HIS rear end OVER THE BORDER BACK TO HIS PEOPLE, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

# ? Dec 30, 2017 09:20

Venom Soag: Oct 1, 2015; Tactical Sexpionage Tourism

Sending a dispatch to MOTHER BIF

You�ve got the legendary soldier VENOM SOAG, and age hasn�t slowed him down one bit.
He likes it up close and personal, an expert at CQC, the more up close and personal, the better he likes it. He�s also adept at procure-on-site infiltrations, no need for fancy equiptment; the Boss will get his own, you can count on that.

Lastly let�s not forget his incredible, battle hardened reflexes. The Boss isn�t the kind of man you want to corner, cause even if you think you�ve got the drop on him? Well, let�s just say I wouldn�t want to be in your shoes.

You�ve got the perfect soldier Bif, now it�s up to you to let the legend come to life. Just remember to support him and hell, he might just win this whole war on his own...

# ? Dec 30, 2017 09:29

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

im the best defensemen

# ? Dec 30, 2017 09:31

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

STONE COLD 64 posted:

##vote infi NOW LEMME TELL YOU WHY IM VOTIN THIS SORRY SUMBITCH YOU SEE INFI IS WHAT WE CALL A "BAD EGG". INFI HAS A TENDENCY TO COME UP WITH SOME CRAZY THEORIES ABOUT HOW THE EARTH IS FLAT AND HOW CONFIRMED TOWN CAN BE SCUM AND THE LIKE. IF IM THE SHERRIF, I'D THROW HIS rear end IN JAIL, SWALLOW THE KEY, AND LET THAT POOR S.O.B. ROT. TOWN OR NOT, WE GON' HAVE A BIG OL ANCHOR ATTACHED TO OUR FEET IF WE LEAVE "INFI" IN THE GAME, SO EVERYONE VOTE HIS rear end OUT, WE'LL HAVE A SHINE BASH, KICK HIS rear end OVER THE BORDER BACK TO HIS PEOPLE, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

You know why everyone listens to me on my crazy theories and gets scum dunked?

It's called respect.

Cause I'm goddamn flawless bitch.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 09:33

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Good to know, guys. Btw y'all don't have to wait for the last stragglers to report in, it's ok to get scumhuntin' any time now

Just hold off on any hammers for a while is all

# ? Dec 30, 2017 09:37