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Texas has frequently been a battlefield, but never like this - cut off from the support of the full United States thanks to nebulous political machinations, with a rampaging Shine-fuelled army pouring across the Mexican border intent on conquest! Pancho Villa must be stopped, no matter the cost. As Ma Ferguson mobilized the Texas State Guard, things began to go wrong - supplies never arrived at crucial destinations, troops were waylaid en route to battle, and battle-tested soldiers died in the night of mysterious causes. Reluctantly, the embattled Texan governor addressed her full army one cold morning. There were traitors among them - those who had thrown in with the Mexicans, for whatever reason. They needed to be found and eliminated - or Texas would fall to the marauders! As the troops cheered for their leader and swore to hunt down every last turncoat, Ma carefully avoided mentioning that she'd gone and gotten herself some backstabbers in Pancho's camp too. Desperate times call for desperate measures, after all. Welcome to the Texas State Guard thread, led by Ma Ferguson to drive back Pancho Villa's army! Your thread leader is Bifauxnen, who is confirmed town! Your dedicated co-mod is Max if I am somehow not available! Important Links Rules/Recruitment Thread Pancho Villa's División del Norte Thread SUPER IMPORTANT RULES WORTH REPEATING
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Player List: Mod: Podima Co-Mod: Max Leader: Bifauxnen
Flips: Night 0: Podima's sanity was killed! Day 1: b-minus1 was executed! Battle 1: No Texan casualties! Wow! Day 2: Infinitum was executed! Battle 2: tithin, The Ninth Layer, and Xad were killed in battle! Day 3: SirSamVimes was executed! Battle 3: curiousCat was killed in battle! Jeabus Mahogany was killed at home! Day 4: SLASHER HAWKE was executed! Battle 4: flerp was killed in battle! Day 5: Atomic Soda was executed! Battle 5: Little Mac was killed in battle! Day 6: Prince of Space was "executed!" Battle 6: Venom Soag was killed at home! Podima fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jan 20, 2018 |
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Three reminders for people as they put in actions: 1. Please submit actions using the actual name of your ability! There are 50 of you (for now...) and if I have to do detective work to figure out which ability you might be talking about when you say "stab XYZ," that will be a problem. 2. Please submit your actions using Column E of your character sheet, rather than PMing me. (If this is a serious issue for you, let me know and we'll work through it.) 3. Day action/item usage submissions (or lack thereof) are locked in when the hammer falls for your thread. All Day actions/item effects resolve simultaneously at the end of the phase. Happy New Year to everyone!
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 20:13 |
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Day action submissions for this thread are now LOCKED, please don't update them or submit any new ones. Twilight posting is OK.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 00:16 |
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Final Post Counts for Day 1: STONE COLD 64 and Retro Futurist have made less than 5 posts and are permanently ON NOTICE. Failing to meet the post count minimum will render them freely executable! ~~~ The celebrating had already begun at Camp Mabry, with none other than Ma Ferguson in the midst of it. As her loyal men dragged her hapless former advisor forward, she whipped the crowd into even more of a frenzy. "You don't gotta die today, you know - give up your buddies, and I'll take good care of you. Got lots of room in our Texan prisons these days... or insane asylums, if that's more your style!" Belly laughs from the crowd drowned out any protests from the target of her jibes, and he was swiftly lashed into position before a firing line. "Well? You gonna give it up?" As the young man furiously shook his head, the governor shrugged. "Fine then. Do it." A swift and expertly-aimed fusillade of bullets quickly snuffed out their target. As he slumped forward, a crumpled scrap of paper dropped out of his clenched fist and rolled to a stop at Ma's feet. Brow furrowing, she knelt and picked it up. Murmuring to herself, she read the words aloud as her brow slowly began to furrow. quote:Dear Roberto, Day ability results are being distributed shortly in your sheets. You will only receive results if you used an ability or if something happened to you. ~~~ BATTLEFIELD: Palo Alto quote:The terrain here lends itself to the use of artillery, which leaves those who fight atop horseback at a dire disadvantage. On the other hand, the nearby town is the perfect place to gather emergency requisitions - or plunder, if you prefer. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG busb Infinitum tithin Bifauxnen SLASHER HAWKE Venom Soag OMGVBFLOL Tobbs Gnawed 50 pounds of bread GeneX Quidthulhu TMMadman DdN Podima fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Less than 2 hours to get your Preliminary actions in before the thread closes for Battle phase! As a FYI, the Battle phase will likely be a bit shorter so we can keep things moving briskly (still figuring timeframes out) but I am open to input on deadlines. My current thinking is to have the deadline for Battle actions be 9:30 PM ET (9.5 hours from end of Preliminary) so that I can resolve results and reopen the thread TONIGHT!
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 16:18 |
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Preliminary Phase is over! Preliminary Action results are in your character sheets. BATTLEFIELD: Palo Alto quote:The terrain here lends itself to the use of artillery, which leaves those who fight atop horseback at a dire disadvantage. On the other hand, the nearby town is the perfect place to gather emergency requisitions - or plunder, if you prefer. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG busb Infinitum tithin Bifauxnen SLASHER HAWKE Venom Soag OMGVBFLOL Tobbs Gnawed 50 pounds of bread Kashuno Quidthulhu Flying Leatherman TMMadman DdN
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 18:28 |
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The armies clashed for the first time near the town of Palo Alto, hungry to take the measure of the other side and see who could draw first blood. Shine-glazed eyes met across the battlefield, tension crackling sharply for a number of heartbeats before the Mexicans abruptly charged in, bellowing war cries! The Texans met the assault full-on, standing strong against the onslaught - but for how long? A strident voice cracked through the gun-smoke - it was Ma Ferguson herself! "Let's get 'em, boys! Give 'em hell and kick their rear ends all the way back home!" From there, it all became too confused for anyone to follow - but after a time, both armies withdrew to lick their wounds. Today was just the first skirmish - certainly a costly one, but a skirmish nonetheless - but it would by no means be the last. TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES No one died! DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES quote:Everyone loves a good musician. Entertain them and fade into the background, and they'll pay you no mind. But the music lulls them into carelessness... and then the fun really begins! THE TEXAS STATE GUARD WINS THE BATTLE! Each army returns to their camp, ready to regroup, recuperate, and prepare - for tomorrow is another day, and another battle awaits. Day 2 starts now. Deadline is 8 PM ET on Saturday 06-JAN-2018. If a Saturday night deadline poses an issue, please let me know via PM. ~~~ Important Administrative Notes: 1) REMEMBER, NO MENTIONING NUMBERS WHEN TALKING ABOUT DAMAGE/STATS/HEALTH! 2) Texans - I missed Retro Futurist when reviewing post counts. He is also ON NOTICE. 3) The rules are updated to v5.0! Changelog: v4.1 (02-JAN-2018): Oops I forgot to add a note about what happens if all the scum are dead in a thread! Thanks observer lonegoat! v5.0 (03-JAN-2018): Updated Appendix E - revised a previous rule indicating that each battlefield could only be chosen twice. Now only the neutral battlefield can be chosen only twice! Podima fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Jan 6, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:31 |
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Due to illness & a major case of Life in general, STONE COLD 64 is replaced by Atomic Soda - who gets to catch up on 52 pages of posts now!
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 14:22 |
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Final Votecount for Day 2 Infinitum (13): Venom Soag, Tired Moritz, tpink, The Ninth Layer, tithin, Xad, Retro Futurist, The Ninth Layer (1): peramene, Tired Moritz (1): Prince of Space, Infinitum, busb (0): busb, Little Mac (0): curiousCat, iajanus (0): Drunk Nerds, Natural 20 (0): SLASHER HAWKE, Xad (0): SLASHER HAWKE, Anidav (0): Bifauxnen, flerp (0): Xad, Not Voting (9): Drunk Nerds, iajanus, Jeabus Mahogany, Little Mac, Mithross, Natural 20, Prince of Space, SirSamVimes, Tired Moritz With 24 people still alive, it took 13 votes to execute. All Day action submissions for this thread are now locked.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 15:48 |
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Final Post Counts for Day 2: Little Mac and Mithross made less than 10 posts and are permanently ON NOTICE! Retro Futurist is still ON NOTICE, but I am not carrying forward STONE COLD 64's ON NOTICE status to Atomic Soda. ~~~ The atmosphere at Camp Mabry was convivial - they had fended off the Mexican advance yesterday and drawn first blood, after all! Plus, they'd caught a surefire traitor in a blatant lie - time to finish him off and then go poke the Mexicans in the eye again. "Drinks all around, boys and girls! Let's get good'n fired up!" Amid cheers, a few brawny folks dragged the traitor up before a firing line. As the gunners loaded their rifles, he finally snapped and started gibbering like a crazed madman - swearing up and down that he had been right all along, but nobody understood his GENIUS! Ma shrugged, took another drink, and gestured to get it over with. His final words were unceremoniously cut off by gunfire - not like they would have meant much to anyone anyhow. quote:Whiling away the hours is easy enough when you're working on the farm - it's peaceful. You can watch the clouds roll across the sky as you till the soil, or admire the beautiful Texan sunset with a stiff drink in your hand. But sometimes you need to speed things up a bit - get the crop to market that much faster - and that's when you reach for the REALLY special stuff... Day ability results are being distributed shortly in your sheets. You will only receive results if you used an ability or if something happened to you. ~~~ BATTLEFIELD: Guerrero quote:Pushing back into Mexican territory, the fighting takes to the streets. The tighter quarters favor those used to urban brawls, while those who long for the open sky are at a loss. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Venom Soag tithin The Ninth Layer curiousCat peramene Prince of Space CCKeane Gamerofthegame Max Peck TMMadman Lord of Hats Anomalous Amalgam DdN
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 22:11 |
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Infinitum posted:You all hammered me with 14+ hours left in the day, after I said I would be coming back after my BBQ wrapped up. So you guys didn't help yourselves and now you're down a medic Stop posting in this game, or any future game I ever run.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 23:45 |
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Preliminary Phase is over! Results are in your character sheets! BATTLEFIELD: Guerrero quote:Pushing back into Mexican territory, the fighting takes to the streets. The tighter quarters favor those used to urban brawls, while those who long for the open sky are at a loss. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Venom Soag tithin The Ninth Layer curiousCat peramene Prince of Space Xad CCKeane Gamerofthegame Max Peck TMMadman Lord of Hats Anomalous Amalgam Kashuno DdN
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 07:40 |
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This time, it was the Texans' turn to go on the offensive - striking back at one of Villa's strongholds, the town of Guerrero. While the locals took cover best as they could, the Texans charged straight in - but were met in turn by a counter-charge from the Mexicans! Onlookers refused to talk about the aftermath of the battle for weeks afterwards, reportedly far too shell-shocked by what they had seen. One thing was for certain, though - the previous battle had only been a small taste of the full destructive power of each Shine-fueled army. This one was very, very different. TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES quote:Watching the horizon is fun when you're bored - you can get a decent look at the folks on their way into town, see if they look hungry or not. One time you actually saw a bunch of rustlers hold up a mail coach, that was pretty neat. Helped identify 'em later and everything! You figure that's how you caught the State Guard's eye - and here you are now! quote:You thought you had it made. Thanks to Shine, you practically never had to talk to another person again - you could just sit in your comfy chair at home and think at people all day long. But no, those durned Mexicans had to ride across the border and cause all sorts of ruckus! Oog. You've never been one for dust-ups, but this is for a good cause. quote:You drive your local grocer absolutely batty every time you come in for supplies, picking everything over to make absolutely sure you're buying only the very best. But it's difficult not to, with a nose like yours! Even the faintest hint of rot or decay stands out like a blinding light to you, thanks to good old Shine. DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES quote:As a little girl, you always said you wanted to be an attractive lady when you grew up. Lo and behold, it turns out that life - and Shine - work in mysterious ways to grant even the most outlandish childhood wishes. quote:Stop screeching, they said! The blind fools! A chatterbox you might seem, but if you were to ever stop talking you'd be just as blind as them - which you cannot and will not ever tolerate! Those who would rather shut you up... you'll just have to silence them first. THE DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE WINS THIS BATTLE! Each army returns to their camp, ready to regroup, recuperate, and prepare - for tomorrow is another day, and another battle awaits. Day 3 starts now. Deadline is 8PM ET on Tuesday 09-JAN-2018. ~~~ Important Administrative Notes: 1) REMEMBER, NO MENTIONING NUMBERS WHEN TALKING ABOUT DAMAGE/STATS/HEALTH! 2) A few abilities have been slightly reworded for clarity. If you have any questions, PM me. 3) Rules Update, v6.0! The Anti-Lurking Rules have been updated as follows: quote:Optionally, during the day a leader may declare a 'soft deadline' that is at least 24 hours after the game day has started. By PMing a mod, they may confirm that this soft deadline will be when anti-lurker rules engage for that thread (e.g. if an execution happens between the soft deadline and the actual deadline, anti-lurker rules will apply for people's postcounts. Podima fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jan 7, 2018 |
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Rules Clarification: If you receive a SUCCESS result when using an ability, that simply means you successfully used the ability. It does not indicate whether the ability's full effects were applied.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 01:00 |
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Little Mac posted:Also Please don't edit your posts, even "ninja" edits aren't always safe! There's no shame in Mafia edits! I saw the original post and this edit is harmless, but the whole thread should take this as a warning. Thanks for understanding!
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 14:10 |
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While reviewing, I noted that some people were not provided with correct/clear information on their sheets. Everyone should review for potential updates. Thank you for your continued patience.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 18:33 |
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Final Post Counts for Day 3: Nobody new is ON NOTICE! Little Mac, Mithross, and Retro Futurist are still ON NOTICE! ~~~ After Ma dragged the malcontents back from the busted-up saloon, she spent a goodly part of the afternoon giving them what for. "One little fight where we get our noses bloodied and you wanna slink off with yer tails in between yer legs, like some kinda yellow-bellied lily-livered WIMPS? Well, you got another think comin', if I've got anything to say about that. We're gonna give those Mexicans what-for tonight, just you wait!" Her shouts - half scolding, half pep talk - had the camp cheering and tossing their hats in the air by the end. "...Oh yeah, we gotta deal with her first, don't we. Just get it over with already, would ya?" quote:Certainly, other folks have to put up with critical remarks about their looks here and there. You did too, once upon a time. Your sad pock-marked face was the butt of everyone's jokes! But then you had that first drink that changed your life forever - in fact, the bartender thought you'd run out on your tab when he came by to see a completely different lady sitting in your place. You can be a new person every day, thanks to Shine! Day ability results are being distributed shortly in your sheets. You will only receive results if you used an ability or if something happened to you. ~~~ BATTLEFIELD: Palo Alto quote:The terrain here lends itself to the use of artillery, which leaves those who fight atop horseback at a dire disadvantage. On the other hand, the nearby town is the perfect place to gather emergency requisitions - or plunder, if you prefer. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Bifauxnen flerp SLASHER HAWKE curiousCat Natural20 Venom Soag Hal Incandenza Tobbs Gnawed Your Personal Muse Kashuno Lord of Hats TMMadman DdN
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 04:06 |
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Just a bit over an hour left to submit Preliminary actions!
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 15:54 |
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Preliminary Phase is over! Results will be in your character sheets shortly! BATTLEFIELD: Palo Alto quote:The terrain here lends itself to the use of artillery, which leaves those who fight atop horseback at a dire disadvantage. On the other hand, the nearby town is the perfect place to gather emergency requisitions - or plunder, if you prefer. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Bifauxnen flerp SLASHER HAWKE curiousCat Natural20 Venom Soag Tired Moritz Hal Incandenza Tobbs Gnawed Your Personal Muse Kashuno Lord of Hats TMMadman Flying Leatherman DdN
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 17:16 |
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The first time, the Villistas were just testing their opponents' strength. They had learned from their mistakes. They had purged traitors from their ranks. This time, they came in with fire in their eyes and death in their hands, ready to roll over the Texan resistance! ...but just like before, Ma Ferguson herself was there to stop 'em in their tracks! Rallying her flagging troops, she spurred them onward for a frantic counterattack! "Hit 'em where it hurts, boys! Don't bother with the manners your mamas taught you, because they ain't here to see you now - AND I AM! Get 'em!" The forces clashed in yet another brutal brawl - but when they withdrew to lick their wounds, one side withdrew first... TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES quote:You're not like other cooks. They'll eat whatever anyone put in front of 'em, because it's all the same in the eyes of someone who slings the same slop every day. But you, you're different. Your body is a temple, and you've sworn to only feed your customers the same kind of food you'd eat yourself. DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES No one died! THE DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE WINS THIS BATTLE! Smashing through the Texan defenses in the wake of their retreat, the Mexican army withdraws knowing that the way is clear for them to advance further into Texan territory with their next assault! The División del Norte may now attack The Alamo! Each army returns to their camp, ready to regroup, recuperate, and prepare - for tomorrow is another day, and another battle awaits. ...But that's not all that was waiting for their return. TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES quote:What goes up must come down, that's what they all say. But nobody ever realizes that the opposite is true, too. What goes down can come back up again, if you work hard enough at it. Or if you drink enough, in your case. Cheers! DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES quote:The wind has many voices. A soft breeze is a tender lover's caress, and a harsh gale is a painful rejection from someone you pined after - and those are just two. The kid's heard them all, in his own time - and now he's ready to share them with his enemies. Better watch out, the wind's startin' to pick up... Day 3 starts now. Deadline is 8PM ET on Friday 12-JAN-2018. Any concerns with a Friday night deadline, PM me. ~~~ Important Administrative Notes: 1) REMEMBER, NO MENTIONING NUMBERS WHEN TALKING ABOUT DAMAGE/STATS/HEALTH! 2) Texas has received a hidden benefit due to a prior moderator error.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 04:30 |
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Corrected Votecount (sorry!): Votecount for Day 4 SLASHER HAWKE (3): flerp, Anidav, busb peramene (1): Retro Futurist Venom Soag (1): Prince of Space flerp (1): SLASHER HAWKE Not Voting (11): Atomic Soda, Bifauxnen, Drunk Nerds, iajanus, Little Mac, Mithross, Natural 20, peramene, Tired Moritz, tpink, Venom Soag With 17 people still alive, it takes 9 votes to execute. The current deadline is January 12th, 2018 at 8 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day, 19 hours.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 06:44 |
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Day action submissions were locked at the time of hammer. Anyone who modified their day action after that time should revert it to whatever it was prior. Twilight begins!
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 13:14 |
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Final Post Counts for Day 4: You hammered early, so nobody new is ON NOTICE! Little Mac, Mithross, and Retro Futurist are still ON NOTICE! ~~~ The Texans dragged the thrashing and protesting prisoner into position, tying him tight. He had clearly cracked under the strain of his terrible betrayals being exposed - ranting about who knows what, words tumbling uncontrollably out of his mouth. Ma shrugged nonchalantly, waving them away - high time they actually managed to nail down one of the Mexican spies, thank the good Lord. "Wrap it up, boys. We got more important things to think about than this filthy rotten backstabbin' turncoat!" Just as she turned away, the condemned man suddenly stopped babbling. As his eyes drilled into her, he gave one final wild grin and started laughing. "Got you, one last time." Ma's eyes widened, as she looked past the man to see a slowly-dwindling dustcloud on the horizon - a mounted messenger, riding for all they were worth towards the Mexican camp... quote:All you ever wanted was a family. Your mother told you growing up of how you had had a brother, once upon a time - but something terrible had happened, something nobody would ever talk about, and he was taken away from you never to be seen again. Since then, you've traveled the length, width, and breadth of Texas searching for him in between odd jobs. That's all this latest stint with the State Guard is - another odd job. But maybe.... just maybe this will finally be it? Maybe you'll meet your brother on the battlefield... quote:Buy it once, may as well buy it twice! If it breaks, they've got a replacement! Or if they forgot they bought it in the first place... well, that's where you come in. You'd be surprised how many people are too embarrased to admit their own mistake - even though it wasn't their fault they forgot at ALL. Oh well, more money in your pocket! SLASHER HAWKE, aka Christobel, Day ability results are being distributed shortly in your sheets (there is a bit of a delay today, sorry!). You will only receive results if you used an ability or if something happened to you. ~~~ BATTLEFIELD: Wild Horse Desert quote:This no-man's land lies just over the Texas border, and served as the safe choice of battlefield for the commanders to test each other's strength in the early days of the war. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Atomic Soda busb Natural20 flerp Little Mac Prince of Space Hal Incandenza IllegallySober Truth Quark Gamerofthegame GeneX The Lord of Hats DdN Podima fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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A minor error in the flip and flavor has been corrected.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 23:18 |
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Preliminary Phase is over! Results are in your character sheets! BATTLEFIELD: Wild Horse Desert quote:This no-man's land lies just over the Texas border, and served as the safe choice of battlefield for the commanders to test each other's strength in the early days of the war. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Atomic Soda busb Natural20 flerp Little Mac Prince of Space Hal Incandenza IllegallySober Truth Quark Gamerofthegame GeneX The Lord of Hats DdN
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 06:35 |
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(Sorry for the delay in resolution, the Hawaii missile attack false alarm really freaked me out.) This time, the forces clashed far away from either side's defensive lines. Historians in the years to come would speculate on the Texans' reasons for choosing this battleground - was it to minimize collateral damage, an attempt at outmaneuvering the Mexican strategists, or something else entirely? No-one could say for sure. But once again, each battle party threw itself at the other, and all dissolved into gun-smoke, chaos, and blood... TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES quote:Feelings are important - both bad and good. They tell you so much about the folks you encounter, whether it's at the bar or on opposite ends of the battlefield. This war ain't your first rodeo and it surely won't be your last - but you'll trust Shine's way of showing you what lies in people's hearts to carry you through. DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES No one died! THE DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE WINS THIS BATTLE! Each army returns to their camp, ready to regroup, recuperate, and prepare - for tomorrow is another day, and another battle awaits. Day 5 starts now. Deadline is 8 PM ET on Monday 15-JAN-2018. If a Martin Luther King Day deadline poses an issue, please let me know via PM.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 20:58 |
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Votecount for Day 5 Atomic Soda (8): busb, Anidav, Venom Soag (2): Prince of Space, Prince of Space (1): Anidav, iajanus, Retro Futurist (1): Little Mac Drunk Nerds (0): busb, peramene (0): Venom Soag, Prince of Space, Not Voting (3): Atomic Soda, Natural 20, Retro Futurist With 15 people still alive, it takes 8 votes to execute. The current deadline is January 15th, 2018 at 8 p.m. EST -- that's in about 2 hours, 57 minutes. Y'all done gone and hammered right at the end of my workday! I'm afear'd to tell ya that means action resolution mebbe a bit delayed - gotta tend to various things of the household nature firstly, y'see. Sit back, relax, and take a load off in the meantime!
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 23:04 |
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Final Post Counts for Day 5: You hammered early, so nobody new is ON NOTICE! Little Mac, Mithross, and Retro Futurist are still ON NOTICE! ~~~ He'd slipped up, and bad - without thinking about it, the Spanish had just popped right out when Ma asked him what happened during the last battle. "Hola mamá, ¡me quedé atónito, lo siento!" After that - well, what more was there to say? As the gunfire broke up the beauty of a proper Texan sunset, Ma let out a quiet breath of relief. Another one down - but it wasn't over yet, not by a long shot. quote:Friends are so important. You love having friends. New friends everywhere you go. You help them, they help you. Other people don't understand your friends. They want to eat your friends. Maybe your friends should eat them instead. Day ability results are being distributed shortly in your sheets. You will only receive results if you used an ability or if something happened to you. ~~~ BATTLEFIELD: The Alamo quote:Texans already suffered a severe loss here, forever etched into their state's history and memory. Under the sun's punishing heat that bakes the earth dry, the spirits of bygone times inspire some to greatness. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Anidav Bifauxnen busb Little Mac Mithross Natural20 Kashuno TMMadman Tobbs Gnawed IllegallySober King Burgundy The Lord of Hats DdN If you have a Preliminary ability and are NOT using it, please put a N/A in your sheet - if everyone who can submit a Preliminary action either does so or indicates they are not using one, I may be able to process early.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 01:41 |
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Preliminary Phase is over! Results will be in your character sheets shortly! BATTLEFIELD: The Alamo quote:Texans already suffered a severe loss here, forever etched into their state's history and memory. Under the sun's punishing heat that bakes the earth dry, the spirits of bygone times inspire some to greatness. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Anidav Bifauxnen busb Little Mac Mithross Natural20 Kashuno TMMadman Tobbs Gnawed IllegallySober King Burgundy The Lord of Hats DdN
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 16:02 |
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As the beleaguered Texan defenders rallied at the Alamo, Ma was right there with them just like always. An encouraging word, a slap on the back, a friendly pat on the buttocks - she kept them calm, eyes on the horizon. She knew today would be a fateful day... and she was not disappointed. The sound of echoing hoofbeats announced his presence long before he came into view, accompanied by cheering Villistas. At long last, Pancho Villa himself had taken the field - with the full force of his army and the power of Shine following in his wake. His eyes met Ma's across the soon-to-be battlefield before the Alamo, and he smirked before tipping his hat to her in a gesture that practically dripped with smug irony. Tension crackled between the two leaders for a moment, the fate of Texas on the line, before... "FIRE!" "¡ATACAR!" And when the gun-smoke and burnt-off Shine fumes cleared... TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES quote:Life is so SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWW sometimes, ughhhhhhh. It's like everyone around you is moving through a huge swamp of molasses! You used to be stuck in that same swamp, but then Shine came along and changed your world. Now you can do things at a good normal pace, even if nobody else can keep up! The defenders had taken losses they could ill afford... DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES quote:As a man of the cloth, you naturally refrained from luxury and excess. That included all manner of alcohol, even the mysterious Shine. But one night the Devil gained sway over you, and you tried it for the first time - and discovered the wondrous visions it allowed you to induce in others. Since then, it has been a regular component in your sermons - and presently, your battles. May God be with you. ...but the Alamo still stood strong, filled with the spirit of Texas. THE BATTLE ENDS IN A DRAW! Each army returns to their camp, ready to regroup, recuperate, and prepare - for tomorrow is another day, and another battle awaits. ...But that's not all that was waiting for their return. DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES quote:Everyone talks about friends, children, or some of that similar nonsense. But not you. You know that your little bugs exist only to aid you, and nothing more. There's millions of them out there - and you can hear them all, every single one. Day 6 starts now. Deadline is 8PM ET on Thursday 18-JAN-2018.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 02:23 |
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Friendly reminder that this is a party game played for fun on the internet. Please don't be a jerk to other players, regardless of your thoughts on their alignment. Thank you!
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 23:01 |
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Day actions are locked.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 22:32 |
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Final Post Counts for Day 6: You hammered early, so nobody new is ON NOTICE! Mithross and Retro Futurist are still ON NOTICE! ~~~ The would-be strategist saw the tide turning against him, as people's opinions began to shift and more sidelong suspicious glances were aimed his way. Heaving a great sigh, he retreated to his tent - presumably to pen one final missive to his Mexican benefactors, or simply preparing to meet his maker. As the sun sank lower in the sky, Ma went to fetch him herself for the firing line. But all she found was an empty tent with the back slashed open, and a hastily written note: quote:Ma, I always believed in Texas. Even when things looked tough, I never gave up hope - hell, I even fought on the battlefield for you. I put everythin' I had into sniffing out the truth behind what happened in each battle, all for the good of Texas. But I can't do this anymore, not the way things are going. quote:When you were a kid, you loved playing with your little sister and brother. You'd pretend you were a giant, stomping around and pretending to try and eat them. It was great fun! Years later, you wonder if that had anything to do with what Shine does to you. Oh well - you know which bars have high ceilings or let you sit outside, and that's good enough for now. Day ability results are being distributed shortly in your sheets. You will only receive results if you used an ability or if something happened to you. ~~~ BATTLEFIELD: Guerrero quote:Pushing back into Mexican territory, the fighting takes to the streets. The tighter quarters favor those used to urban brawls, while those who long for the open sky are at a loss. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Anidav Bifauxnen Tired Moritz Drunk Nerds Mithross Natural20 Murmur Twin Truth Quark Your Personal Muse Kashuno Tobbs Gnawed Flying Leatherman DdN If you have a Preliminary ability and are NOT using it, please put a N/A in your sheet - if everyone who can submit a Preliminary action either does so or indicates they are not using one, I may be able to process early.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 02:23 |
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Preliminary Phase is over! Results are in your character sheets! BATTLEFIELD: Guerrero quote:Pushing back into Mexican territory, the fighting takes to the streets. The tighter quarters favor those used to urban brawls, while those who long for the open sky are at a loss. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Anidav Bifauxnen Tired Moritz busb Drunk Nerds Mithross Murmur Twin Truth Quark Your Personal Muse Kashuno Tobbs Gnawed Flying Leatherman DdN
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 18:02 |
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Once again the armies came to Guerrero, and once more the locals took cover before the two forces clashed. They gathered what simple possessions they could with practiced panic, making for the hills and caverns nearby. From there, they waited and watched for the carnage to subside - knowing that the outcome meant little to them, in the end. No matter the outcome of this war, everyone knew that Guerrero would never be the same again - just like anything touched by the power of Shine. TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES No one died! DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES No one died! THE BATTLE ENDS IN A DRAW! Each army returns to their camp, ready to regroup, recuperate, and prepare - for tomorrow is another day, and another battle awaits. ...But that's not all that was waiting for their return. TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES quote:YOU CAN'T HELP IT, YOU JUST GET SO ANGRY SOMETIMES. People say you've got a drinking problem, BUT YOU LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS MORE OF A DRINKING SOLUTION TO DEAL WITH THE ANNOYING PEOPLE TELLING YOU ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. Sure, the cleanup gets a little messy afterwards. BUT THE PEACE AND QUIET IS SO GOOD. Day 7 starts now. Deadline is 8pm ET on Sunday 21-JAN-2018.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 02:37 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:(strength + 1 damage) Podima posted:SUPER IMPORTANT RULES WORTH REPEATING First warning for the thread as a whole. You've all done very well for seven game days - don't do this again, please.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 18:08 |
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Final Post Counts for Day 7: You hammered early so nobody new is ON NOTICE! Mithross and Retro Futurist are still ON NOTICE! ~~~ Out-talked, out-thought, and straight up outmaneuvered, her fate was all but sealed. She didn't even bother begging for mercy, in the end - she knew she'd get none from the grim Texans. All she could be thankful for, as the gunners took aim, was that perhaps she had bought the Villistas enough time, caused enough havoc - even at the cost of her own life. quote:You've been called many things - a camp-follower, a leech, or even a parasite. They think you sponge off of others - and they're not wrong. But what's the problem with that? After all, if your luck turns for the better, someone else's has to change for the worse. That's just the way of the world. Day ability results are being distributed shortly in your sheets. You will only receive results if you used an ability or if something happened to you. ~~~ BATTLEFIELD: The Alamo quote:Texans already suffered a severe loss here, forever etched into their state's history and memory. Under the sun's punishing heat that bakes the earth dry, the spirits of bygone times inspire some to greatness. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Anidav Bifauxnen tpink Mithross Natural20 peramene Gamerofthegame Lord of Hats SalTheBard IllegallySober King Burgundy Tobbs Gnawed DdN (Note that I've got some work and personal stuff going on this week that requires travel, so resolution of some stuff may be delayed due to circumstances outside of my control. I apologize in advance and thank you for your patience!) If you have a Preliminary ability and are NOT using it, please put a N/A in your sheet - if everyone who can submit a Preliminary action either does so or indicates they are not using one, I may be able to process early.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 23:08 |
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Preliminary Phase is over! Results are in your character sheets! BATTLEFIELD: The Alamo quote:Texans already suffered a severe loss here, forever etched into their state's history and memory. Under the sun's punishing heat that bakes the earth dry, the spirits of bygone times inspire some to greatness. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Anidav Bifauxnen Mithross Natural20 peramene Gamerofthegame Lord of Hats SalTheBard IllegallySober King Burgundy Tobbs Gnawed tpink DdN Battle phase starts now. Deadline for submitting Battle actions is ~14 hours from now, 11:30 AM ET Monday.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 03:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:44 |
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Sincere apologies, but I have to delay resolution of this battle till tonight - I just don't have enough time to focus on it today with work stuff, and don't want to rush things. Thank you for your patience!
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 19:10 |