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She said lets do it doggy style and started licking her own pussy.
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Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
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Dec 30, 2017 06:44
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Yo mama's so ugly, she's only been married once
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Dec 30, 2017 06:46
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Yo mama so stupid, she didn't have an abortion, OP.
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Dec 30, 2017 06:47
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Yo momma so stupid she said her favorite poster is Preoptopus!
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Dec 30, 2017 06:51
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Yo mama so ugly shes only had sex with OP.
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Dec 30, 2017 06:53
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Your mama is so lazy
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Dec 30, 2017 06:54
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Yo mama. So what
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Dec 30, 2017 07:05
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ive been probated for your mom jokes too many times for me to participate itt (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 30, 2017 07:05
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Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice carton because it said "concentrate".
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Dec 30, 2017 07:08
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Waltzing Along posted:Yo mama so stupid, she didn't have an abortion, OP. your mother is so god drat loving poor the other day i saw her kicking an empty can down the street and asked what shes doing and she goes "im moving"
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Dec 30, 2017 07:10
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Preoptopus posted:your mother is so god drat loving poor the other day i saw her kicking an empty can down the street and asked what shes doing and she goes "im moving" Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford an abortion, op
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Dec 30, 2017 07:13
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She thought they were W&Ws op.
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Dec 30, 2017 07:14
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ye mama nay slanderin be angus but her dowry take the air
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Dec 30, 2017 07:15
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All yo mamas are beautiful, radiant human beings.
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Dec 30, 2017 07:21
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yo mama so mama she everyone mama, daddio
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Dec 30, 2017 07:22
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t do mhthair an-ghrnna
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Dec 30, 2017 07:23
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mae dy fam yn iawn hyll
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Dec 30, 2017 07:27
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Yo mama is a respectable human being that we can all look up to.
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Dec 30, 2017 07:28
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Your mother is so fat that when she crosses the street, traffic has got to watch out for her!
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Dec 30, 2017 07:33
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I'm fat 'cause yo mamma such an excellent baker.
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Dec 30, 2017 07:38
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yo mama so fat her high school photo was an aerial photograph yo mama like a bowling ball, people stick fingers in her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes back for more yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, people squint like they're looking at the sun
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Dec 30, 2017 07:42
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yo mama didnt make it, kevin. ill leave you in private to say your goodbyes
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Dec 30, 2017 07:42
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Icochet posted:I'm fat 'cause yo mamma such an excellent baker. 
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Dec 30, 2017 07:43
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Waltzing Along posted:Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford an abortion, op mama so poor she dropped out of college cause she couldnt pay attention
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Dec 30, 2017 07:54
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my mother is a very intelligent woman. She has a masters in Education and was a librarian for 30 years
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Dec 30, 2017 07:57
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Yomama be so flaky, i brush my teeth with head an shoulders after i eat her pussy
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Dec 30, 2017 07:58
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Your maternal parent figure is so large that she is required to iron her pants on the driveway!
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Dec 30, 2017 07:58
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:my mother is a very intelligent woman. She has a masters in Education and was a librarian for 30 years yeah, master of the vending machine
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Dec 30, 2017 08:00
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Orkin Mang posted:yeah, master of the vending machine vending machines don't need to educataded
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Dec 30, 2017 08:03
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Ya momma so dumb I asked her what time is it and she said wait let me get minutes for my metro PCS
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Dec 30, 2017 08:17
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Yo momma so fat she should see a cardiologist
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Dec 30, 2017 08:50
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Dec 30, 2017 08:52
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Yo mama so stupid she doesn't understand complex theoretical structures.
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Dec 30, 2017 09:01
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Yo mama so fat that she has several diseases related to obesity.
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Dec 30, 2017 09:01
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Yo mama so ugly that people have a hard time not staring at her awful disfigurement. Sorry, man.
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Dec 30, 2017 09:02
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yo mama running toward first and feel something burst diarrhea diarrhea
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Dec 30, 2017 09:16
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yo mama so fat she was standing alone on a street corner and a cop told her to break it up
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Dec 30, 2017 09:23
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https://youtu.be/lnCeZY6nxjQ Your mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her
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Dec 30, 2017 09:36
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Yo mama so fat, she got a cut and gravy poured out.
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