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Your mom is so stupid she doesn't even know what brains are for.
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Yo momma so dumb she never talks
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Dec 30, 2017 10:58
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Yo mama so stupid she told you to put your dick in an atm machine.
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Dec 30, 2017 11:01
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Sponge Baathist posted:Yo momma so dumb she never talks
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Dec 30, 2017 11:03
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My mommas a saint and I'll bust a cap in yo' ads chump. gently caress all ya' all!
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Dec 30, 2017 11:06
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to pay forums registration in dogecoin.
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Dec 30, 2017 11:14
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yo mama is genesplicer
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Dec 30, 2017 11:29
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Nonviolent J posted:yo mama is genesplicer too far
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Dec 30, 2017 11:32
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IDAT
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Dec 30, 2017 11:35
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yo mama suck dick like she suck dick
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Dec 30, 2017 18:11
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yo mama so ugly when I'm fuckin' her I have to put a bag over my head in case the one over her head breaks
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Dec 30, 2017 19:02
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Yo mama so ignorant of the laws of physics she was confused by the thermo-conductivity. What an idiot.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:08
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You mama so dumb that when she was trying to figure out a function she used the wrong variable!!!
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Dec 30, 2017 19:08
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Yo mama so stoopid she gets cosine and sine mixed up!!! Like, wtf???
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Dec 30, 2017 19:09
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Your mother happens to be so portly that I took two trains and a bus to get on her good side!
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Dec 30, 2017 19:22
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Yo mama so stupid she picked a guys pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:25
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Your mom is so stupid I asked her what she thought of the last star wars and she hadn't even seen it yet.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:56
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Yo mama's fine, it's yo daddy i'm worried about.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:58
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Dat man be stupid.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:59
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Literally A Person posted:You mama so dumb that when she was trying to figure out a function she used the wrong variable!!! Yo mama so dumb she thought "general relativity" meant her extended family
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Dec 30, 2017 20:00
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Yo mama so stupid she though a planck length was as long as a 2x4
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Dec 30, 2017 20:01
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Have Blue posted:Yo mama so dumb she thought "general relativity" meant her extended family https://i.imgur.com/BkHXn4F.mp4
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Dec 30, 2017 20:01
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yo momma so fat she got more folds than an accordion
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Dec 30, 2017 20:16
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your mom is so fat that i could power my home off her burning fat for a month. so i did. i burned your fat mom. drat she a fat bitch
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Dec 30, 2017 21:16
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Orkin Mang posted:yo mama didnt make it, kevin. ill leave you in private to say your goodbyes
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Dec 30, 2017 22:15
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Yo mama so fat that she creates her own gravitational pole that attracts smaller bodies in her vicinity.
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Dec 30, 2017 22:41
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yo mama so fat she put all the bodies in her vicinity on a pole and ate them like a corn dog
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Dec 30, 2017 22:54
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yo momma so fat her phlebotomist uses a spile
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Dec 30, 2017 22:57
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Yo mama so fat that she is growing mold on portions of her skin that are inaccessible to cleaning. Also, necrosis.
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Dec 30, 2017 23:22
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Literally A Person posted:Yo mama so fat that she is growing mold on portions of her skin that are inaccessible to cleaning. Also, necrosis. fat thread 
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Dec 30, 2017 23:23
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Your mother is a nice woman and I will take her out for a steak dinner but I will not call her the next day.
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Dec 30, 2017 23:26
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Bonzo posted:Your mother is a nice woman and I will take her out for a steak dinner but I will not call her the next day. loving 
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Dec 30, 2017 23:29
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yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Dec 30, 2017 23:47
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yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter. yo mama's so dark when she goes outside the street lights come on.
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Dec 30, 2017 23:51
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Your mother is so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
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Dec 31, 2017 00:23
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yo momma's so nasty even trump wont grab her by the pussy
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Dec 31, 2017 00:51
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yo momma so ignorant she lives in a constant state of bliss
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Dec 31, 2017 01:02
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Yo momma a bitch
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Dec 31, 2017 01:03
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Bonzo posted:yo mama's so dark when she goes outside the street lights come on. Yo mama so dark when she steps into a car the oil light goes on. Yo mama so stupid she thought judo was what they make bagels with. Yo mama so stupid she tinted windows on her motorcycle. Yo mama so ugly they put pictures of her in the zoo to keep the monkey's from jerkin' off.
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your mother is so large, when she went to the restaurant they applied the 5% gratuity for parties of 7 and over
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