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mama so hairy i gotta wear a ski mask to eat her pussy.
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Yo mama so cold I licked her pussy and my tongue stuck to it.
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Dec 31, 2017 01:29
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Preoptopus posted:mama so hairy i gotta wear a ski mask to eat her pussy. what?
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Dec 31, 2017 01:31
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https://youtu.be/KD2MeqhyMno I hear she met Bruce Willis and she made him die harder
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Dec 31, 2017 01:36
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Your mama's so fat, her pants fall up
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Dec 31, 2017 01:42
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a zebra was the biggest size.
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Dec 31, 2017 01:50
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yo mama so dumb, she thinks Jeff Dunham is funny yo mama so fat, she was banned from the Sizzler for life
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Dec 31, 2017 02:02
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your mother is so fat that her farts are compressed and extra forceful
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Dec 31, 2017 04:12
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Yo mama is so repugnant, people are all like, "man, your mother is disgusting." You're like, "hey, that's not cool. That's my mother, dude." Then people say stuff like, "man, I feel sorry for you that you've grown up with such a smelly and repulsive mother." Then you're like, "me too, man. Me too."
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Dec 31, 2017 04:25
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yo mama so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out yo mama so dumb, she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death
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Dec 31, 2017 05:26
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Yo mama so fat her videos won't upload to Pornhub.
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Dec 31, 2017 05:48
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Yo mama so poor, I went to your house and pushed the doorbell, yo mama stuck her head out the window and said "DING DONG!"
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Dec 31, 2017 05:53
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Hector Beerlioz posted:ive been probated for your mom jokes too many times for me to participate itt yo mama aint done raised you right t 
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Dec 31, 2017 06:00
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu
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Dec 31, 2017 06:08
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KillerJunglist posted:Yo mama so cold I licked her pussy and my tongue stuck to it. that's what you get for eating out a frozen corpse
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Dec 31, 2017 09:24
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Yo mama so ugly, a blind man called her a butterface
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Dec 31, 2017 09:49
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Yo mama so poor she rely on government support for basic necessities such as food and health care
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Dec 31, 2017 09:56
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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Dec 31, 2017 15:05
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your mother is so ugly when she went to audition for the part of the cave troll in 'the fellowship of the ring' peter jackson said 'hey we don't require makeup at this point in the audition process!' vvv 
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Dec 31, 2017 15:24
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Mozi posted:your mother is so ugly when she went to audition for the part of the cave troll in 'the fellowship of the ring' peter jackson said 'hey we don't require makeup at this point in the audition process!' ...but then he said "but we'll use you as a CGI character in the Hobbit because you look like poo poo!"
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Dec 31, 2017 15:41
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Yo momma so slutty, she read the Bev Marsh sex scene in IT and was like, "drat. That girl prude".
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Dec 31, 2017 16:16
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Preoptopus posted:mama so hairy i gotta wear a ski mask to eat her pussy. Your mama so hairy they had to take you to the ICU for rug burns when you were born.
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Dec 31, 2017 16:30
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Your mother's so round that she has to put her belts on with a boomerang!
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Dec 31, 2017 16:33
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Yo mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes!
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Jan 6, 2018 07:37
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Myron Baloney posted:Your mama so hairy they had to take you to the ICU for rug burns when you were born. Yo mama so hairy she goes to the Rug Doctor when she sick
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Jan 6, 2018 07:38
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Yo mama so stupid, she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
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Jan 6, 2018 07:41
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Yo mama hasn't heard from you for a while. She spent 18 years + raising you into the man you are today. It probably saddens her how little you keep in contact these days. You should give her a call tonight.
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Jan 6, 2018 08:54
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Yo mama so lovely I seek to ask her hand in marriage, sir.
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Jan 6, 2018 14:56
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HungryMedusa posted:She thought they were W&Ws op. No, she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out all the Ws
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Jan 6, 2018 16:22
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a Juicero ITYOOL 2018.
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Jan 6, 2018 16:28
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Your dear mater is so corpulent that when hors devours are served on the rotunda she requires the aid of three stout gentlemen to ambulate up the stairs.
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Jan 8, 2018 17:40
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Yo momma so stupid she voted for Trump.
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Jan 8, 2018 17:42
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Yo mama is so stupid she didn't shoot OP in the face for posting this bad thread
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Jan 8, 2018 17:44
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yo mama is so stupid she didn't shoot OP in the face for posting this bad thread Bad thread? OP, do not listen to this fool. We all love making fun of your mother.
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Jan 8, 2018 17:45
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yo mama is like a bus, she goes around town with people riding her all day
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Jan 8, 2018 18:02
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Yo mama so dumb she became an astronaut by ignoring the laws of gravity.
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Jan 8, 2018 18:47
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I wish my mama was as cool as yo mama. My mama a rotarian.
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Jan 8, 2018 19:20
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Your mom is just like a shotgun three cocks and she is ready to blow
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Jan 8, 2018 20:10
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She sits around the house
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Jan 8, 2018 20:35
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Yo mama so skinny that grave robbers plan to use her bones for toothpicks.
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