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TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

Death, but with a gun



Gonna say B, Sharpie is the hero here as the one who actually tamed the dreaded beasty.

That Large Turgid monster though, he's a big eater, he has potential!

1d100+4 = 91

A worthy disciple!

CULINARION, GOD OF FEASTS

TheNabster fucked around with this message at Jan 9, 2018 around 21:52

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Cloud Potato
Jan 8, 2011

"I'm... happy!"


Jvie posted:

  • C Both of them! [10% chance of success]

Of course it's both of them. True friendship such as this only comes along once an era, after all!

And as for godhood: Rolling to be a god!: 1d100+3 20 Seems unlikely!

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?




C: Both of them

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

C - Both or neither!

It's tough to be a god!: 1d100+4 80

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


God Roll: 1d100+3 13

Aw dangit

Edit: also Clamp is my boy but Sharpie was MVP

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at Jan 9, 2018 around 21:48

paper bag with a face
Jun 2, 2007
Fighting poverty...one bum at a time.

C

Let's be a god: 1d100+2 = 4

paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at Jan 9, 2018 around 22:12

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...

Clamp is great, but Sharpie needs the oomph to look after his bro.

Also, I can't be in this age, but that's not going to stop me from rolling and using up all the good results from Orokos:

God Roll: 1d100-100 -15

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012



whoops, didn't notice what you wrote

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn


A

Above/Below: 1d100+2 23 Nope

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Toilet Rascal

C, both!

Engoddification:77!

Oo, that's a possible. fourth currently.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009

Why, yes,
I will poke your Gushing Spring Point!


Grimey Drawer

D- Turgid is the REAL hero here. Making bridges with new people


God roll: 47 +4 spirit points = 51

Slaan fucked around with this message at Jan 9, 2018 around 22:39

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



C and D together, friendship is...heroism???

Ascend?: 1d100+4 77

LupusAter
Sep 5, 2011



C, they both deserve it!

God Roll: 1d100+4 29 lolnope.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009

Why, yes,
I will poke your Gushing Spring Point!


Grimey Drawer

Booo, I'm #6 now

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016

Your weapons are useless against me!


C

Apotheosis: 1d100+4 5

e: for Praxis, God of Mastery, of all things

Prince of Space fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2018 around 01:59

Astus
Nov 11, 2008


C, because I can't vote for all three of them and there's a pretty good chance these two idiots just lucked out and aren't actually heroes at all. That won't stop them from claiming to be heroes and getting into all kinds of trouble in the future.

Also, Metzli, God of Wanderlust has rolled a 94, which is currently the highest roll now!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009

Why, yes,
I will poke your Gushing Spring Point!


Grimey Drawer

Slaan posted:

D- Turgid is the REAL hero here. Making bridges with new people


God roll: 47
+4 spirit points

51 total


quote is not edit

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Toilet Rascal

We now have two 77s tied for 5th.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



AJ_Impy posted:

We now have two 77s tied for 5th.

First bipartite God of the middle?

Edit RE below, if no one else beats us and no double gods, happy to spirit again.

Double edit RE Barbed tongues hahaha nvm :-)

WereGoat fucked around with this message at Jan 9, 2018 around 23:17

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012



For those unaware, bipartite gods in FGoS were sort of a god with their power split between two people. They probably won't be seen on the Middle.

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012



Yearn, the Divine Desire
God Roll: 1d100+4 = 100

Hero Vote: C: Both!

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009


B Hedging my bets, even though obviously both Clamp and Sharpie deserve to be heroes.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

D Turgid is the real hero for scaring Clamp into luring the tubeast into the trap. And also for not eating anyone.
Alive.
Yet.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

C

Apotheosis: 1d100+4=48

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...

C

These two succeed largely by fluke. Thus, if luck be their power, let them prove it first

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Vote: C Both of them!

Pemphero, God of Happy Coincidences; Era 2 God Roll.: 1d100+3 87 [1d100=84]

Iím on travel this week, so if I win, and depending on when the new era starts, I wonít be able to regularly update until next week.

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012



All right, the voting and god rolling is over. Our next pantheon is... *drum roll*

Barbed Tongues 100
Astus 94
TheNabster 91
Crazycryodude 87
CourValant 87

Once again the winners should make their symbols by filling out The God Matrix. Please post your symbol, god name and titles together for my convenience.

God Symbols posted:

Pick a color and combine any number of the dots with straight or curved lines. Don't worry about making it pretty at this point.


--

Theantero posted:

C

These two succeed largely by fluke. Thus, if luck be their power, let them prove it first



Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012



Yearn, The Divine Desire

Astus
Nov 11, 2008


I'm not sure if this visually symbolizes wanderlust, but I like how it looks so good enough?


Metzli, God of Wanderlust

Astus fucked around with this message at Jan 11, 2018 around 18:37

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer


... the very worst possible roll.

Do we get DOUBLE NEGA heroes now? Were their heroic minds EATEN by ELDRITCH HORRORS that they unwittingly BROUGHT HOME?

Have we inadvertently created Brassletaria?

e: oh wait, the other die is missing. WHAT IS THE END RESULT JVIE?

Scribbleykins fucked around with this message at Jan 11, 2018 around 18:18

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?




Isn't a 00 a crit success, not a crit fail?

Astus
Nov 11, 2008


Scribbleykins posted:

... the very worst possible roll.

Do we get DOUBLE NEGA heroes now? Were their heroic minds EATEN by ELDRITCH HORRORS that they unwittingly BROUGHT HOME?

Have we inadvertently created Brassletaria?

e: oh wait, the other die is missing. WHAT IS THE END RESULT JVIE?

It's a weird-looking d10 (the 00 is a 10), both Clamp and Sharpie managed to become heroes despite the 10% chance.

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012



Yeah. Option C succeeded. I didn't think to do the roll in orokos so I can't prove it but seriously. I didn't mean for two Heroes to come out of one CYOA. This was supposed to be bittersweet!

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

Death, but with a gun





Culinarion, God of Feasts

Credit to Josser he let me use this icon he drew

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

Astus posted:

It's a weird-looking d10 (the 00 is a 10), both Clamp and Sharpie managed to become heroes despite the 10% chance.

It's a percentile ten-die. A quirk of how those die works is that you use them together with an ordinary d10. A 00+0/10 result translates into 100, and that's what I thought we'd gotten!

Jvie posted:

Yeah. Option C succeeded. I didn't think to do the roll in orokos so I can't prove it but seriously. I didn't mean for two Heroes to come out of one CYOA. This was supposed to be bittersweet!



You made it an option. Has watching DogKisser's threads taught you nothing?

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Scribbleykins posted:

You made it an option. Has watching DogKisser's threads taught you nothing?

Seriously!

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?




On further reflection, I just don't think I have the free time to be an effective and entertaining god right now. Am I allowed to drop out and hand it off to the 6th-highest roller?

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012



Certainly. You can also have a +15 to your next god roll.

If I'm not mistaken that makes Scribbleykins a god with his roll of 80.

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

Jvie posted:

Certainly. You can also have a +15 to your next god roll.

If I'm not mistaken that makes Scribbleykins a god with his roll of 80.

ohshi-

Fall to your knees mortals and say AAAAAARGH at the harsh and glorious visage of Armatur, God of Toughness!


So tuff!

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CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Pemphero, God of Happy Coincidences



@Jvie: Again, I'm on travel this week, and won't be able to make a meaningful post until Saturday afternoon (at which point I'll jet-lagged and ill tempered). If the timing doesn't work, then I'll gladly yield my position and roll again next era.

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