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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

The New Woman


I donít understand the Knack meme. We should probably just get rid of it

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al-azad
May 28, 2009



Jay Rust posted:

I donít understand the Knack meme. We should probably just get rid of it

There is no meme, other than people saying they ironically like it. And worst games than Knack come out. I'll take Knack any day over any lootcrate driven online shooter.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I guess you could say people are getting quite... knackered.

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007


I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...

Buglord

Knack but it's Steamed Hams but it's really Bee Movie

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


Knack? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

oddium
Feb 20, 2006


yes, and you call knack a platform mover despite the fact that it's obviously shovelware

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007


I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...

Buglord

And every time Skinner lies it plays All Star from Smash Mouth in a minor key and progressively faster.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




I think Knack is pretty good. I always have, even before dunkey made it a meme or whatever

precision
May 7, 2006

Gonna have me some good friends around
Gonna have me some good times in town


Stexils posted:

Yeah its ridiculous how they made this huge detailed city that they actively disincentivize you from driving in (messing up in traffic deducts from your score) and nothing to do. i think its the most superfluous open world in all of games.

Having thought on this a bit more last night - I set a custom marker for one of the cool Hidden Vehicles way at the NW corner of the map. Then I got in and drove myself to the crime scene (back Downtown since I'm on the Murder desk still). I didn't stop at EVERY red light but I didn't drive like a maniac. It took me 20 minutes to get back Downtown.

And you know what? It was awesome! It might be the most versimilitudinous game ever - sure you can't go into every building or diner (though you can actually go into a bunch of places that have no story purpose) but would you do that if you were actually a detective anyway?

al-azad
May 28, 2009



I'm currently uploading a 2 hour video about how Knack is actually a good game by making basic observations over one level.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


Saint Freak posted:

Knack but it's Steamed Hams but it's really Bee Movie

One of the most hosed up things I've ever heard was someone saying Bee Movie was actually okay.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004



KNACK WAS MADE BY MARK CERNY AND YOU WILL TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT THEREFORE YOU WILL LOVE KNACK. ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE gently caress UP.

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

Paisley Park


mark cerny made marble madness, let him have knack you motherfuckers

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002

NO FILE


oh no not mark cerny

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Internet Kraken posted:

One of the most hosed up things I've ever heard was someone saying Bee Movie was actually okay.

The Wikipedia description makes it sound fascinating. Apparently animals can talk like the toys in Toy Story but they have an unspoken pact not to until non-conformist bee Jerry Seinfeld falls in love with a human woman who he dates and serenades but then he successfully sues the entirety of humanity because they violently steal bee honey but without a demand for honey bees are out of a job and all the flowers in the world die so humans and bees have to put their differences aside to acquire "bee certified" honey.

MechaSeinfeld
Jan 2, 2008


Marble madness...sounds too twee,

precision
May 7, 2006

Gonna have me some good friends around
Gonna have me some good times in town


marble madness was legit incredible, it's true

advion
Jul 25, 2005


MechaSeinfeld posted:

Marble madness...sounds too twee,

You are not human. You must be dancer.

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

We got a Rampage movie before we got a Marble Madness one.

What a world.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012



al-azad posted:

The Wikipedia description makes it sound fascinating. Apparently animals can talk like the toys in Toy Story but they have an unspoken pact not to until non-conformist bee Jerry Seinfeld falls in love with a human woman who he dates and serenades but then he successfully sues the entirety of humanity because they violently steal bee honey but without a demand for honey bees are out of a job and all the flowers in the world die so humans and bees have to put their differences aside to acquire "bee certified" honey.

You forgot the part where Barry Seinfeld seduces the human woman away from her human fiance, Patrick Warburton

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

What do you mean I have too many Kirby avatars?


This page has made me laugh so hard at the knack memes! Thank you all!

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Looper posted:

You forgot the part where Barry Seinfeld seduces the human woman away from her human fiance, Patrick Warburton

I might have to watch this movie.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





Cowcaster posted:

oh no not mark cerny

The words of every child upon hearing a floorboard creaking

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





al-azad posted:

The Wikipedia description makes it sound fascinating. Apparently animals can talk like the toys in Toy Story but they have an unspoken pact not to until non-conformist bee Jerry Seinfeld falls in love with a human woman who he dates and serenades but then he successfully sues the entirety of humanity because they violently steal bee honey but without a demand for honey bees are out of a job and all the flowers in the world die so humans and bees have to put their differences aside to acquire "bee certified" honey.

True. They also save the earth by stealing a parade float

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused




Hm that sure is an interesting thumbnail this guy made for his boss rush video

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017






Oh poo poo guys there's a new MechAssault game but it's full of Gundams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rApJ_26r0Bg

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

Spiked salad forks in velvet evening gowns?!

Seahorsesteak knives in frilly skirts?!

TEASPOONS IN TEA DRESSES?!


College Slice

Internet Kraken posted:



Hm that sure is an interesting thumbnail this guy made for his boss rush video

I wonder how many impressionable youths have gotten a monster girl fetish from Quelaag

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Man, I just want a Gihren's Greed game in English. Mech games should only come in two flavors: simulations and strategy games.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010



al-azad posted:

Mech games should only come in two flavors: simulations and strategy games.

I can't believe this heresy.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


cheetah7071 posted:

I wonder how many impressionable youths have gotten a monster girl fetish from Quelaag

I dunno but you can guarantee Gwynevere gave a bunch of people a gigantism fetish.

al-azad posted:

Man, I just want a Gihren's Greed game in English. Mech games should only come in two flavors: simulations and strategy games.

What is Gihren's Greed? Never heard of it.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Internet Kraken posted:



Hm that sure is an interesting thumbnail this guy made for his boss rush video

As a Bloodborne Boy and a Dark Souls LikerTM there's a disturbing amount of lore and gameplay videos for Dark Souls that still feel the need to have T&A as the thumbnail

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

The New Woman


It probably works

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


Avernum 3 is a remake of Avernum 3 so, if you like Avernum 3, perhaps check out Avernum 3. It may surprise you!

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Internet Kraken posted:

I dunno but you can guarantee Gwynevere gave a bunch of people a gigantism fetish.


What is Gihren's Greed? Never heard of it.

A grand strategy series. Sort of Nobunagaís Ambition for Gundam.

Never came outside of Japan and itís frustrating that the popular Gundam games are pew pew giant robots but I like the series because it can also do smart war stories and the seriesí huge lore works well in a strategy game setting.

al-azad fucked around with this message at Feb 1, 2018 around 03:51

glam rock hamhock
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations D.Va!!!

You're addicted to kicking ass and chewing bubblegum!!


...and you actually have plenty of bubblegum!


Grimey Drawer

Just beat Celeste. Got 138 Strawberries and died 2095 times. Really great game overall. Now to determine if I want to do the really hard stuff or move on to Inconoclasts.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Giant robot fighting is cool donít get me wrong but also the refugees weíre carrying are staging a mutiny because they want to die on earth not in a tin can forced into combat, do we jeopardize the mission and detour or toss these elderly civilians in the brig?

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glam rock hamhock
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations D.Va!!!

You're addicted to kicking ass and chewing bubblegum!!


...and you actually have plenty of bubblegum!


Grimey Drawer

New thread up
https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3848038

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