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Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

It's called a hassle, sweetheart..



Meanwhile, the Habs journey as expressed in a single Simpsons gif

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007





I like to think this gets quoted after every Jets road trip, but there's no way hockey players are that fun.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)


Second worst in goals against, they could shrug it off before, but it's, uh.... not really working out for them now.


Islanders at the beginning of the season:


Islanders now:



I dunno, it's the best simpsons image analogy I got.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007





The Vancouver Canucks circa December 2015, 2016 and 2017.

eXXon
Aug 19, 2002



Someone reminded me that Will Arnett is a Leafs fan and it really helps put BoJack Horseman's childhood into perspective. Arnett was 13 when that dickhead Gretzky high-sticked the blessed heroic Kingston boy.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


eXXon posted:

Someone reminded me that Will Arnett is a Leafs fan and it really helps put BoJack Horseman's childhood into perspective. Arnett was 13 when that dickhead Gretzky high-sticked the blessed heroic Kingston boy.

The only crunch time call that I can think of as worse is the BCS National Championship game from 2002

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

You say 'in bed with the Russians' like it's a bad thing...

Niskanen and Nicky B are sick I guess, so...

https://twitter.com/ikhurshudyan/st...231837238874113

Ovechkin - Stephenson - DSP
Vrana - Kuzy - Oshie
Connolly - Eller - Wilson
Burakovsky - Beagle - Chiasson

Djoos-Carlson
Orpik-Bowey
Orlov-Chorney

That sure is a first line.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger


Flyers Pens tonight so of course Brandon Manning is in the lineup and Sanheim is a healthy scratch

Fire Hakstol

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.


Shawn Cotureier posted:

Flyers Pens tonight so of course Brandon Manning is in the lineup and Sanheim is a healthy scratch

Fire Hakstol

Extend Hakstol when Flyers win 4-1 anyway.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007



Chad Sexington posted:

That sure is a first line.

Ovie's linemates have less points combined than he has goals. Do the Caps really have so little depth that they don't have a single vaguely offensive minded forward to play with him?

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.


I thought Ovie played with Kuznetsov. Was that not a thing?

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

Habibi posted:

I thought Ovie played with Kuznetsov. Was that not a thing?

It was, it stopped working, so they went back to Backstrom. It seems to have worked so far for both the first and second line, at least when everyone is healthy.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)


All about tracking zone exits, entries, and some other poo poo.
https://hockey-graphs.com/2018/01/0...ing-technology/

How will this affect SAS's C/40P or Charts per 40 Posts

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

~~ smooches ~~


Martytoof posted:

Meanwhile, the Habs journey as expressed in a single Simpsons gif



End of the season:

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/st...238219673591808


The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line


For a practice? What a waste

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014




I wonder how Ovechkin feels about this.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe


Bergevin is going to do this except instead of a Sheep it will be Pacioretty getting bled over the net.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich


Ginette Reno posted:

Bergevin is going to do this except instead of a Sheep it will be Pacioretty getting bled over the net.

Gonna be really mad when the other team still wins because they switch nets in the second.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Ginette Reno posted:

Bergevin is going to do this except instead of a Sheep it will be Pacioretty getting bled over the net.

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

~~ smooches ~~



Hello new All Star Game ritual

e: should also do this for the Cup presentation except with Bettman

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

It's called a hassle, sweetheart..



iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

god -- ice cold.

That said, I can't stop laughing

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

JEG VILLE KLEMME DEG


iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015



iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

holy cow

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

https://twitter.com/PredsNHL/status/948273186285658112

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

~~ smooches ~~



yay

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007



iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich


???

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007




Itís a Clint Malarchuk joke

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012


Winner of the "Poor Games Poster" avatar.

Iíve been getting back into hockey even though the flyers suck. Have I missed any super major rule changes since like 2010

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012


ThinkTank posted:

Ovie's linemates have less points combined than he has goals. Do the Caps really have so little depth that they don't have a single vaguely offensive minded forward to play with him?

they do but burakovsky's being buried on the fourth line for some reason

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

I can't find any Simpsons gifs that truly capture the experience of being an Oilers fan, so just pretend I posted the Budd Dwyer video here.



iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

hahaha holy poo poo

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

You say 'in bed with the Russians' like it's a bad thing...

romanowski posted:

they do but burakovsky's being buried on the fourth line for some reason

Too many LWs I guess? I still feel like he'd be a better choice on his off-wing than DSP, but I can't skate backwards, so what do I know.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Empress Brosephine posted:

Iíve been getting back into hockey even though the flyers suck. Have I missed any super major rule changes since like 2010

There's a coach's challenge for offside and goalie interference on goals now and it's kind of annoying but nowhere near as annoying as it was last year. Also they went to hybrid icing in like 2013 and there's 5 minutes of 3v3 overtime before shootouts now.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.




Empress Brosephine posted:

I’ve been getting back into hockey even though the flyers suck. Have I missed any super major rule changes since like 2010

Wait till you get a load of the new overtime.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


That's cool

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012


Chad Sexington posted:

Too many LWs I guess? I still feel like he'd be a better choice on his off-wing than DSP, but I can't skate backwards, so what do I know.

I think Bura normally plays RW on the third line, I assume it's more that he's coming off a healthy scratch and Barry doesn't want to send him straight to the top line. I mean I don't agree with that but that's Barry for ya

stab
Feb 12, 2003
Logic dictates over "human rights".

If any of my staff ever dared to have a bottle of water at their register I'd kill them


- A Fuckwit


iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

Goldmine

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

all these MC's start realizing
that Ghost got that shit
that'll keep you vibing



Lipstick Apathy

iospace posted:

Buffalo tried this.

It didn't work.

This took me a second, but it's so good

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004



what the gently caress why is Severson sitting for Lovejoy tonight goddamnit

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