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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

ba-ba-DOOP DOOP DOOP DO-DO DOOP DOOP DOOP


GDT's up

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Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

i'm so fuckkin pumped now arty i'm seein these big numbers next to my name it's like i outscored the guy we got traded for... whoa nasher you look like you had a rough season, you could use a vacation, i bet cally's got a lot of free time down in tampa.

How does Ovechkin fare with grinders? I feel like he's the type of player who can be on a line with two guys who dump and chase and he'll just find open space and score if they manage to get the puck off the boards.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Zodijackylite posted:

How does Ovechkin fare with grinders? I feel like he's the type of player who can be on a line with two guys who dump and chase and he'll just find open space and score if they manage to get the puck off the boards.

Alex Ovechkin is the most selfish man on Earth so it doesn't matter who his wingers are.

One time I saw him pick up $1 on the ground and throw it away. He didn't want it, he just didn't want anyone else to have it.

eXXon
Aug 19, 2002



Aphrodite posted:

Alex Ovechkin is the most selfish man on Earth so it doesn't matter who his wingers are.

One time I saw him pick up $1 on the ground and throw it away. He didn't want it, he just didn't want anyone else to have it.

There's a man who understands hyperinflation.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-OOW5CP7NQ#t=24s

stab
Feb 12, 2003
Logic dictates over "human rights".

If any of my staff ever dared to have a bottle of water at their register I'd kill them


- A Fuckwit


loving FIRE BERGEVIN ALREADY JESUS CHRIST MOLSON

Brodeurs Nanny
Nov 2, 2006



Isles' goaltending rules

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

It's called a hassle, sweetheart..



stab posted:

loving FIRE BERGEVIN ALREADY JESUS CHRIST MOLSON

Is there another ineffective francophone we can immediately plug in?

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



I’m counting keeping the Lightning to two goals, one of which was practically an own-goal, a moral victory for this putrid defence

Also the Leafs really, really need a defender that doesn’t suck

stab
Feb 12, 2003
Logic dictates over "human rights".

If any of my staff ever dared to have a bottle of water at their register I'd kill them


- A Fuckwit


Martytoof posted:

Is there another ineffective francophone we can immediately plug in?

BAH GAWD KING THAT PATRICK ROYS MUSIC


***glass shatters***

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

It's called a hassle, sweetheart..



stab posted:

BAH GAWD KING THAT PATRICK ROYS MUSIC


***glass shatters***

Good lord. Rec pot legalization can't get here soon enough.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

ba-ba-DOOP DOOP DOOP DO-DO DOOP DOOP DOOP


The Flyers!

They are bad!

eXXon
Aug 19, 2002



Koopa Kid posted:

I’m counting keeping the Lightning to two goals, one of which was practically an own-goal, a moral victory for this putrid defence

Also the Leafs really, really need a defender that doesn’t suck

It would help if NHL referees weren't in midseason "penalties? What penalties?" mode, missing more obvious calls than they bother to make. Also Kadri needs to drink more until he recovers from that snake bite.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



eXXon posted:

It would help if NHL referees weren't in midseason "penalties? What penalties?" mode, missing more obvious calls than they bother to make. Also Kadri needs to drink more until he recovers from that snake bite.

He said he didn’t have a concussion, just that being elbowed in the neck made him feel off for a while. It’s funny how the NHL still pretends that neck injuries and “soft tissue” injuries aren’t brain damage (they are)

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.


Martytoof posted:

Is there another ineffective francophone we can immediately plug in?

Michel Therrien would make a fine GM!

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

What, Me, Corsi?


Hey y'all.

Just stopping by to say Nathan MacKinnon rocks my socks.

Thank you for reading.
-LG

Arabian Jesus
Feb 15, 2008

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day


Koopa Kid posted:

Also the Leafs really, really need a defender that doesn’t suck

I'm glad the organization isn't rushing Timothy Liljegren. He's more of an offensive dman which we already have plenty of but I don't remember the last prospect on defense I was this excited about

Brodeurs Nanny
Nov 2, 2006



Vasy is finally here.

1.95/.937 with 6 shutouts at the halfway mark.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


Remember how we had to be excited about Luke Schenn.

Drunk Canuck fucked around with this message at Jan 3, 2018 around 03:56

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 17, 2007

surfin usa

Brodeurs Nanny posted:

Vasy is finally here.

1.95/.937 with 6 shutouts at the halfway mark.

Rask better (only counting December 1 until today for this argument)

Drunk Canuck posted:

Remember how we had to be excited about Luke Schenn.

well you managed to turn him into JVR so it wasn't all bad

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012



i hate this stupid sport

and carter hutton

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



The Safe Is Death sign comes down and CBJ end a brief skid. Coincidence?

Full disclosure, Safe Is Death has provided good hockey but they looked like poo the last three games. (Which, by the way, 0-2-1 does not equal five. Jeff Rimer is senile.)

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Jan 3, 2018 around 04:19

eXXon
Aug 19, 2002



Luke Schenn is the human eraser but NHL players write in pen

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005




The sharks are still good and that makes me be happy

stab
Feb 12, 2003
Logic dictates over "human rights".

If any of my staff ever dared to have a bottle of water at their register I'd kill them


- A Fuckwit


Veskit posted:

The sharks are still good and that makes me be happy

Counterpoint: They played Montreal

FBS
Apr 27, 2015



a Byfuglien goal there would have been really nice

e: whoops this ain't the GDT

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Saviour, thy name is Knuckle


Congratulations to the Edmonton Oilers on another first overall pick!

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004



Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Congratulations to the Edmonton Oilers on another first overall pick!

Sorry but Chicago is winning the draft lottery this year.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015



Draft order is going Edmonton, Pittsburgh, Chicago

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!


Dinosaur Gum

Vegas is winning the cup y’all.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007



The Vancouver Canucks have the 5th highest payroll in the NHL

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

~~ smooches ~~


FBS posted:

Draft order is going Edmonton, Pittsburgh, Chicago

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

FBS posted:

Draft order is going Edmonton, Pittsburgh, Chicago



Also, Vegas is a loving meatgrinder. Good gods.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


Exposing Marchessault is looking like one of the purest bad moves in NHL history.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013



ThinkTank posted:

The Vancouver Canucks have the 5th highest payroll in the NHL

Sedins and Eriksson :/. At least they should get a fair amount of space next year.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


friendship ended with EDMONTON

now VEGAS is my new best friend

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture







College Slice

ImplicitAssembler posted:

Sedins and Eriksson :/. At least they should get a fair amount of space next year.

are you accounting for the 63 mil over 6 year's evander kane is gonna get?

FBS
Apr 27, 2015



the talent deficit posted:

are you accounting for the 63 mil over 6 year's evander kane is gonna get?

I'm going to be heartbroken if E. Kane doesn't play for Vegas at some point in his career.

Chuch
Jun 28, 2003

A very good doggo


Vegas could have 30 wins by the time they play half their schedule. That's loving crazy.

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Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

You say 'in bed with the Russians' like it's a bad thing...

Chad Sexington posted:

Niskanen and Nicky B are sick I guess, so...

https://twitter.com/ikhurshudyan/st...231837238874113

Ovechkin - Stephenson - DSP
Vrana - Kuzy - Oshie
Connolly - Eller - Wilson
Burakovsky - Beagle - Chiasson

Djoos-Carlson
Orpik-Bowey
Orlov-Chorney

That sure is a first line.

I bitch, then the first two goals were Stephenson to Chiasson, then DSP. Ovechkin also owned, which helps.

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