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Remember to always do Win+D before Win+L, because you never know what rear end in a top hat will be looking over your shoulder when you unlock your computer.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 02:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:33 |
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If you want secure passwords, follow Joe Machis philosophy. Edit: It just struck me that that won't work for American law enforcement. That's my hot political take for today. evobatman fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Jan 24, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 09:04 |
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Merijn posted:You guys should watch Scorpion. There's 3 or 4 seasons on Netflix and it's the ultimate relaxing tech bullshit show. Most episodes are just your average detective show but sometimes they ramp up the action to ridiculous heights. Like in the pilot where they fix a low-flying airplane from a speeding Lambo, or somewhere in season 2 where they fix a NASA rocket literal seconds before it takes off. Good stuff. gently caress no Even if you look past all the tech bullshit, it's about how ultraintelligent people cannot relate to the normal world, but one of them is a normal person with an ultraintelligent child, so they help her understand his life, and in return she translates the normal world for them. Imagine everything bad that people say about Big Bang Theory and nerd blackface, and it's thousands of times worse for this show.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 14:40 |
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Kazinsal posted:My dudes they still make those. I've never seen an url like that before.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 08:53 |
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Nerdrock posted:my bullshit intro to computers course at my local Community College in 2001 taught us that a motherboard doesn't need a CPU to post. Unless that's changed over the last 17 years. (teacher had tweaked the bios to say "what kind of idiot doesn't even put in a CPU?" or something) It will technically Power On Self Test, and then it will fail the Power On Self Test with a beep code or diagnostic light. In that sense it does post, but nothing more.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 12:59 |
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Ghostlight posted:Ticket Summary: David phone annoyingsnoise Reminds me of working helpdesk at an oil company. My manager and coworker was out of the office a lot doing gently caress knows what, and this happened A LOT: Managers cell phone would ring until it stopped Managers desk phone would ring until it stopped Coworkers cell phone would ring until it stopped Coworkers desk phone would ring until it stopped Helpdesk phone rings, I pick up and say "Hello, welcome to helpdesk, how may I help you?" "WHY THE gently caress DOES NOBODY ANSWER THE PHONE WHEN I CALL? MY loving PIECE OF poo poo COMPUTER IS BROKEN AND SAYS WRONG PASSWORD!"
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 07:47 |
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I worked for a TV streaming service, and it took a little while for CS reps to realize that there were people out there who subscribed to our service who did not own a laptop or desktop, but used an iPad or their smartphone as the only computing device in their life.
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# ¿ May 24, 2018 07:23 |
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Message from our research vessels: "When we are up towards the north pole and don't have satellite coverage email doesn't work. When we are at the dock with wifi email works just fine. You must fix email". Yeah, let me get right on that.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 13:31 |
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evobatman posted:Message from our research vessels: Well we're gonna try uninstalling Office 365 and instead installing locally licensed Office 2016. Who are these people I work with??
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 10:41 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:A ticket came in.. He's mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 08:44 |
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We had an... incident yesterday where absolutely everything went down. Here is the summary by the guy who did it, google translated and edited for clarity: quote:For those who wonder what happened yesterday afternoon:
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 13:27 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Our border guys would be more inclined to be investigative about your stuff if it was an actual blackberry instead of the branded phone . The Australian Border Security show is constantly on TV in Norway, and it's equal parts hilarious and dystopian.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2019 07:18 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:We had an absurd directive pushed down to us by our newly minted C-level security officer about a year ago, and somehow this mangy band of unicorns managed to pull it off. We told them it couldn't be done and then did it anyway, basically. Halfway through reading this I thought you were working for Michael Scott.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 07:48 |
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Remember, always Win+D before Win+L, because you never know what rear end in a top hat will be looking over your shoulder when you unlock.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 09:36 |
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The pen test on our server room failed.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 13:29 |
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It is indeed an otter. Happy ending: No idea how he got in, probably through a drain or the ventilation, the building is very close to the shore.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 15:41 |
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cage-free egghead posted:I see that DX Racer chair from every youtuber, I imagine it's not a bad chair unless they're getting paid to use it.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 08:49 |
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Just for the heck of it, most servers and mid- to higher end workstations now have usb ports directly on the motherboard, inside the case. Mostly used for having a bootable ESX installation, but also for high-value dongle scenarios.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 07:28 |
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Worked at an oil company. Assistant Drillers became assdriller@company.com
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2020 08:22 |
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Renegret posted:The nerd references have a very ready player one vibe to them In ready player one Cory Doctorow is the president of the vr user organization together with wil wheaton
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 08:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:33 |
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