Renegret posted:A ticket came in When I worked in local government I went to a public meeting to act as the technical details nerd for questions about a p2p microwave network project to extend broadband coverage to remote county locations. We spent two hours or so explaining how these were not govt mind control ray emitters and how they do not cause headaches or cancer in people living 50 miles from a highly directional transceiver on a mountain. Wireless crazies own.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 15:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:14 |
Category: Other Is there any kind of tilt switch in the Server equipment? We are going to lift one side of the server cabinets being very careful with the cabling, so the flooring can be installed under these cabinets later today at least he asked i guess
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 18:13 |
mewse posted:Eh I'm sure they have enough expertise to ensure the entire thing doesn't tip over, proven by the fact that they're asking if it would be OK to tip it It's a bunch of electricians/millwrights along with some contractors at a manufacturing plant redoing the office area and the messed up floor along with it. The server room lives in this general neighborhood. They are going to jack it up and rig something so it hopefully doesn't fall and crush someone to death. It's a 24/7 facility and they don't want to wait for a down time to power poo poo off so we aren't tipping live disk arrays. Can just hope they don't drop poo poo or tip it beyond the agreed upon 15ish degrees. Disk failure rates are super awesome once you start operating at a steep angle. These same folks moved the ATT demarc box a few weeks ago in spite of all of the warning stickers that said do not open do not touch and hosed all the fiber up until it got re-terminated, so I'm basically waiting for the slew of system down messages. Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Feb 8, 2018 |
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 00:33 |
SamDabbers posted:
I already checked my offsite backups and did a fresh test restore. And I gave my caution note via email specifically so if they blow it up I don't have to play finger pointing game with them.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 00:43 |
Agrikk posted:My favorite part about this pic is how the cabinet in the foreground has taken a bite out of the desk as it fell. Glad no one was nearby... Loaded racks can and have killed people before by falling on them.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 01:01 |
DigitalRaven posted:The only appropriate response is "No you're loving not, sunshine." guppy posted:So you already have evidence that they don't know what they're doing. Do not allow them to do a thing that a. will probably gently caress up your equipment and b. will push the equipment failure down the road so they can't be provably at fault. Plant managers in this company have a fair bit of leeway to make those kind of calls if they want to for things at their own plant. However after getting safety involved they put a hard stop to the whole thing so crisis averted. Most of my onsite dotted line guys are electricians. They aren't that bad usually if you can keep them away from fiber... which is hard. There are some rogue fusion splicers around and I have at least gotten it so if they emergency repair something, we get someone in after during a shutdown to test out and likely reterminate. On average they are content to not bother with my poo poo as long as it works and they don't have to. They have better things to do and don't want to connect to the UCS or some complex switch configuration unless they absolutely must. Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Feb 8, 2018 |
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 18:16 |
For sure just saying "yeah" to dumb questions to make them stop wasting your time can bite you in the rear end if they come back two years later with your email and go "SEE THE I.T. MAN SAID THE CISCO SCANS FOR VIRUSES! IT'S HIS FAULT" and then you're fired for a dumb as hell reason Jaded Burnout posted:Phrase it better. "I can confirm we scan for viruses weekly". Make true statements an let them put the word "cisco" in there. Is a better answer that doesn't expose you to future stupidity.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 20:14 |
ChickenOfTomorrow posted:why did you not talk to them?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 18:55 |
Agrikk posted:You know who else is having a fun day? Versioning isn't on? edit: oh lmao he deleted the entire bucket. I disable that at the policy level http://awspolicygen.s3.amazonaws.com/policygen.html
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 21:37 |
Agrikk posted:So many questions: You know the answer.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 21:42 |
nullfunction posted:My (now) wife was shocked that I didn't own a printer when we met. I explained to her why I don't have one and told her that if she wanted a printer in the house, that she was welcome to get one but I wouldn't support it in any way. I had this exact same conversation but she did actually buy a printer that mostly collects dust on top of my desk. It's used so infrequently that half the time when she tries to print some random rear end thing the heads are dried up. I did admittedly show her how to clean the heads and try to recover the cartridge but other than that one time I haven't touched the loving thing and never will
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 19:42 |
ilkhan posted:This is why laser printers exist. And are better. I think it was a craigslist special for like and I was intentionally not part of the printer selection process beyond saying "we don't need a printer"
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 22:56 |
Entropic posted:HP laserjets used to be indestructible. The laser jet IIIs and 5s from the mid 90s were built like tanks, and a lot of them are still running today. There is a laser jet 5 sitting on a table at a biomass power plant i support (I don't support the printer, the plant). That loving thing is filled with conductive ash and all kinds of poo poo and the outside looks like it was thrown down a burning mountainside. I have seen them "service" it by having a guy come over to blow it out with compressed air. Still works and the local guy just installs a maintenance kit from time to time.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 22:24 |
Agrikk posted:They are missing the shared storage component. I assume it's hyperconverged so the hypervisors are doing all the things.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 17:48 |
Wibla posted:It's time to throw them under the bus. Get management involved. It's this
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 01:37 |
Thanks Ants posted:Zero sympathy for anybody who ends up getting shitcanned over this. Do your loving jobs, the request was more than reasonable. Yeah this is absolutely deserved. If something safety related is hosed up in an industrial setting that is absolutely fixed right loving now
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 00:16 |
kensei posted:
"Not technically feasible with the given budget. If you think I'm lying fire me and hire someone you trust."
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 21:46 |
evobatman posted:We had an... incident yesterday where absolutely everything went down. Doing extremely dumb changes during production, but poetically.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 15:29 |
Shut up Meg posted:To be fair, the average printer driver bundle is now 2TB in size. Love to download gigs of data to go fish for the couple kb file that I actually wanted.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 18:10 |
ChubbyThePhat posted:Our helpdesk's present "fix all the things" is to run gpupdate and escalate when that doesn't do anything. i love it when people troubleshooting method is basically doing religious incantations at the heretical machine. if their list of prayer commands does not work then the Mystery must be escalated to senior priesthood
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 17:19 |
taqueso posted:I think it's the fake butter that gives you cancer not the bag. You can find micro plastic fibers in rain drops and fresh snow and all of it slowly breaks down into carcinogenic components. Everything causes cancer who cares enjoy the synthetic popcorn butter hail the popcorn button and hail satan
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 23:32 |
waiting for announcement to welcome our new security architect, Mitch.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 21:20 |
I'm New Folder (8)
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 20:17 |
The Iron Rose posted:y'all need split tunnel If you absolutely must filter client web poo poo you can do it with a software agent of some variety or just split tunnel with forced application access through VDI so you can keep em in the sandbox. Tunneling idiot Facebook crap and YouTube videos seems silly
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 01:24 |
LethalGeek posted:Even my rightfully paranoid job gave up on forcing all traffic down the VPN right before the pandemic hit, thank gently caress. That would have crippled us. Fortunately it’s like 4 lines at the anyconnect/whatever head end to undo this silliness. This was the policy at my previous job which instantly changed when COVID started and the company was maxing out the VPN circuits about a week into the initial shutdown
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 01:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:14 |
It always annoys the poo poo out of me when they take a perfectly good thing like the snipping tool and make a new version with a random assortment of features instead of just updating the one that works already that most of the user base is familiar with. I use shutter currently and just snip stuff from my VDI instead of using snipping tool anymore.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 00:03 |